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In4 for godmode e-begging. Get your wallets ready, paypigs
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
Hell has frozen over, because for once, DSP actually did nothing wrong and was screwed over by bugged patreon mechanics.

Everybody gets one, I suppose.

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A broken clock is right twice a day. Call everything a bug eventually you'll hit a real bug (the question then becomes does it matter because you think everything is a bug?).
 
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PorkchopSandwiches said:
You are on the right track. If that tard Anony does come through and send Dave the PS4 Pro, you know as soon as he receives it and starts to use it, that he will drop hints about needing a 4K TV in order to get the best experience. I also bet that he will try to convince his viewers that a 4K TV will improve the quality of his streams (which is a total lie but his chat is stupid enough to believe whatever he says).

Also, I find it really telling that Catherine St. Jean has a PS4 Pro but Phil has never used it or mentioned using it. DSP is her meal ticket (until she finds a new guy at the gym and trades up) so you would think that she would let him use it since it is for his job. I may be reading into this too much, but it strikes me as strange and may give insight into their relationship dynamic.

What is DSP's is Cat's and what is Cat's is Cat's including the Subaru.
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He prob just wants another one so he can take the other to a pawnshop and get cash for it
 
Tuned into prestream today. Dave is now backing down fast from the bluff to abandon YouTube entirely. He "dabbled" with the idea, but no longer sees fit to "punish" the YouTube viewership. "No money being made" on the platform. Roughly $300/month is "no money." Such a fool.

Also an extended defense of how he reacts to criticism. Deflects to his past behavior. Seems to throw shade at Mrhuth Stuff through mentions of dishonestly cut videos that show him banning critics.

Takes the time to explain to us what memes are acceptable. DSPisms are acceptable, but personal insults are not. Family members, past hardships, personal ailments. You hurt his feelings every time you mention he has GOUT. Dave in fact has had no issues with gout in the last "two years." (It's 2018. The gout "diagnosis" came in 2015... did he slip up?)

EDIT: We are now being educated on "the pertinent time to use the meme" when questioned about the validity of "Why am I toxic?" vs. something like "Nothing I could do!"

"Why am I toxic?" is an "insult meme" and has few good applications if any. Declares it stupid alongside with "I prefer a penne." Using those memes makes you sound like a parrot. Also a sheep and a mob of people. Triggered by thirdeye's suggestion his PC is a "lemon." It's another detractor meme, dood.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
Tuned into prestream today. Dave is now backing down fast from the bluff to abandon YouTube entirely. He "dabbled" with the idea, but no longer sees fit to "punish" the YouTube viewership. "No money being made" on the platform. Roughly $300/month is "no money." Such a fool.

Also an extended defense of how he reacts to criticism. Deflects to his past behavior. Seems to throw shade at Mrhuth Stuff through mentions of dishonestly cut videos that show him banning critics.

Takes the time to explain to us what memes are acceptable. DSPisms are acceptable, but personal insults are not. Family members, past hardships, personal ailments. You hurt his feelings every time you mention he has GOUT. Dave in fact has had no issues with gout in the last "two years." (It's 2018. The gout "diagnosis" came in 2015... did he slip up?)

EDIT: We are now being educated on "the pertinent time to use the meme" when questioned about the validity of "Why am I toxic?" vs. something like "Nothing I could do!"

"Why am I toxic?" is an "insult meme" and has few good applications if any. Declares it stupid alongside with "I prefer a penne." Using those memes makes you sound like a parrot. Also a sheep and a mob of people. Triggered by thirdeye's suggestion his PC is a "lemon." It's another detractor meme, dood.
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Phil is such a little bitch. He can sit on his couch, ranting and raving about any person or any thing that's bothering him for hours on end using the most unhinged language possible, and that's perfectly fine, but the second you use a dumb meme (that's based entirely on things he's actually said or done) on him, that's going too far and it hurts his feelings. And don't make fun his gout, either, he's very sensitive about it. Boo fucking hoo. It's really no wonder he gets fired from every real life job and all of his friends/family abandoned him. It's impossible to maintain any relationship, whether professional or personal, when you can't take a joke or even the most harmless of banter. You just know he was that guy in the break room or at the party sitting by himself giving nasty looks to people having normal conversations, thinking they're talking about him, or even worse, laughing at him.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
Tuned into prestream today. Dave is now backing down fast from the bluff to abandon YouTube entirely. He "dabbled" with the idea, but no longer sees fit to "punish" the YouTube viewership. "No money being made" on the platform. Roughly $300/month is "no money." Such a fool.
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More like he's desperately hoping he can spam out videos all the day every day and build up a penny collection by doing it using KOGaming. Such a pathetic and lazy pigroach; can't even do something like be a janitor for a few hours a week to ensure a stable income to serve as a bedrock for his impulse spending. I even picked a job that'd allow him to avoid dealing with humans like the cowardly baby he is.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
Tuned into prestream today. Dave is now backing down fast from the bluff to abandon YouTube entirely. He "dabbled" with the idea, but no longer sees fit to "punish" the YouTube viewership. "No money being made" on the platform. Roughly $300/month is "no money." Such a fool.
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So basically he realized that he's not going to get the thousands of dollars on Patreon that he wants and is now attempting damage control in order to make himself look like less of an extortionist jackass.

Good fucking job Phil, your greed has poisoned your reputation even more. Please try to pin the blame on us for it - i'm sure your idiot fans will believe you and throw you some pennies.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
Tuned into prestream today. Dave is now backing down fast from the bluff to abandon YouTube entirely. He "dabbled" with the idea, but no longer sees fit to "punish" the YouTube viewership. "No money being made" on the platform. Roughly $300/month is "no money." Such a fool.

Also an extended defense of how he reacts to criticism. Deflects to his past behavior. Seems to throw shade at Mrhuth Stuff through mentions of dishonestly cut videos that show him banning critics.

Takes the time to explain to us what memes are acceptable. DSPisms are acceptable, but personal insults are not. Family members, past hardships, personal ailments. You hurt his feelings every time you mention he has GOUT. Dave in fact has had no issues with gout in the last "two years." (It's 2018. The gout "diagnosis" came in 2015... did he slip up?)

EDIT: We are now being educated on "the pertinent time to use the meme" when questioned about the validity of "Why am I toxic?" vs. something like "Nothing I could do!"

"Why am I toxic?" is an "insult meme" and has few good applications if any. Declares it stupid alongside with "I prefer a penne." Using those memes makes you sound like a parrot. Also a sheep and a mob of people. Triggered by thirdeye's suggestion his PC is a "lemon." It's another detractor meme, dood.
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Man when you’re 36 years old trying to explain appropriate memes to a bunch of mentally ill children I think it’s safe to say you made a few bad decisions.
 
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Ratko_Falco said:
Dave and his sonic shirt. More fitting of his fanbase.

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I have my geeky horror, Star Wars and marvel shirts, but I also have my big boy shirts. The wardrobe of this 36 year old... thing, is entirely Nintendo and video game shirts. In his mind as a “professional gamer” his work attire should only consist of shirts designed for children.

Phil is “that guy”. The guy who goes to a concert wearing a t shirt of the band he’s going to see. He will always be that guy and thus always making him a tool.
 
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Monday Michiru said:
Tuned into prestream today. Dave is now backing down fast from the bluff to abandon YouTube entirely. He "dabbled" with the idea, but no longer sees fit to "punish" the YouTube viewership. "No money being made" on the platform. Roughly $300/month is "no money." Such a fool.
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Cpm must be higher for August. That and he can't turn his back on money. If he dabs for quarters he isn't giving up $300 to click some buttons.
 
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