Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Every time I think of Russ eating that malt-o-meal colossal crunch cereal I laugh because I picture him doing the walk like this commercial from when I was a kid:

The fact the guy is wearing suit pants and a dress shirt just makes it, I think.

 

[CharmingCthulhu]

Yeah, good luck with that international jurisdiction, buddy

 

[The Great Citracett]

You gotta fight!

For your right!

To paaaaaaaaaaaay for sex!

 

[Viridian]

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Yeah, good luck with that international jurisdiction, buddy

Wait a minute, I thought it was the FBI who was going to bust us all for pointing and laughing at him on the Internet? Russhole swore up and down that arrests were imminent last year. Guess he decided to try out a different lie. No one's shaking in their boots, Russhole, we know you're full of shit.

I feel for that poor officer though... when he has to come back and tell Russhole that people are allowed to have opinions about other people on the Internet and that doesn't count as harassment, he's going to get the full-blown Russhole sperg-out treatment. I'm sure the police department will get a 1 star review as well, since that's his branded petty form of revenge.

 

[talk talk talk]

Oral Argument Requested

Godbear is good to us!

 

[Cilleystring]

He didnt tag the cop or the police department in that post so I highly doubt he talked to anyone. Would be hilarious if they actually looked into it and saw all the ridiculousness that is Russell. He might actually gain some followers.

Edit: didnt Russ once say he was gonna beat up a 10 year old kid on here? I'm sure officer Hernandez would love that lol

Not sure if this was posted here yet. Russ replies to a review of his book.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Too bad the cop thing is a lie to get attention. I'd love to see a cop go through him PMs of harassment to girls and saying he's a rapist. 0 doubt there's also PMs of him trying to solicit prostitution, some girls probably not even workers.

His legal documents are a waste and I truly am sad knowing a tree was cut down for such bullshit.

 

[Viridian]

Not sure if this was posted here yet. Russ replies to a review of his book.

Oh wow, he really went there!

For someone who is so insistent on calling himself 'a professional' (despite being a menial laborer), it's hilarious that he'd do about the most unprofessional thing any author could: posting whiny rage responses to reviews of your book. Especially reader reviews! Good job, Russhole! That's a great way to convince potential customers to not buy your book!

ETA: I got curious and decided to look to see if he posted any other comments. Turns out he did!

He also rated BOTH of his own shitty books 5 stars, another super unprofessional and laughable action for an aspiring author to take.

 

[Hrothgar]

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Yeah, good luck with that international jurisdiction, buddy

Officer Hernandez says hi.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I'll always love how transparent he is about how everything he does is just a means to an end. Never gets old

 

[lamp shade]

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Yeah, good luck with that international jurisdiction, buddy

“I just want this all to stop, but it keeps escalating” is an odd way to phrase “I keep sperging out at women who don’t want me and am just becoming more and more irrelevant to everyone.”

If anyone could get a restraining order it would be all these women he harassed.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

And now I wonder whether he even buys underwear, or whether he's wearing his dad's holey, grayish old (not-so-)tighty-whiteys under those baggy trousers.

Nah, Russell would rather go commando than wear his dad's old magic underwear. Also to make it easier for the hookers to reach him penis.

Not sure if this was posted here yet. Russ replies to a review of his book.

"I'm literally laughing that you slam my logic and my 'behavior'."

Russhole mistaking howls of anger for laughter doesn't surprise me.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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I almost found myself agreeing with Russhole about Rowling, but then I started thinking, "Wait a second, does he or does he not defend Trump? If he's a Trump defender, why did he compare Trump to Rowling about inflammatory tweets when Trump is better at making funny inflammatory tweets?"

 

[BloodyValentine]

I....this guy is just putting on a show right? He's not actually seriously this delusional is he?

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Russhole calling Rowling and Trump one trick ponies
Cause Russ doesn't just frivolously sue people

 

[CWCissey]

Russhole calling Rowling and Trump one trick ponies
Cause Russ doesn't just frivolously sue people

That's actually true.

Sometimes he'll seethe at the happiness of others, sometimes he'll claim actual tragedies are nothing compared to his struggles and sometimes he'll impotently rage about us pointing out how much of a little shit nugget he is.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I....this guy is just putting on a show right? He's not actually seriously this delusional is he?

There is a very good reason this man won Lolcow of the year 2017 and Mr Lolcow Universe as well. He is indeed this delusional, and has been for some years now, and is only falling deeper down his own internal rabbit hole as time goes on and his failures compound.

Yet he genuinely thinks he's a handsome, smart and charming man, not to mention a legal tiger and literary genius. No matter how many instagram sluts ignore his texts, no matter how many jobs he gets fired from, no matter how many places he is evicted from and no matter how many judges dismiss his lawsuits, it's NEVER his fault.

It's "the mentally ill trolls" (us) fault, or the instagram women (usually vacationing in a tropical paradise) just don't understand how he can give them a better life on his janitor's salary.

Strap in and enjoy the ride! It's a long and drool filled road, but NEVER boring.

 

[BloodyValentine]

There is a very good reason this man won Lolcow of the year 2017 and Mr Lolcow Universe as well. He is indeed this delusional, and has been for some years now, and is only falling deeper down his own internal rabbit hole as time goes on and his failures compound.

Yet he genuinely thinks he's a handsome, smart and charming man, not to mention a legal tiger and literary genius. No matter how many instagram sluts ignore his texts, no matter how many jobs he gets fired from, no matter how many places he is evicted from and no matter how many judges dismiss his lawsuits, it's NEVER his fault.

It's "the mentally ill trolls" (us) fault, or the instagram women (usually vacationing in a tropical paradise) just don't understand how he can give them a better life on his janitor's salary.

Strap in and enjoy the ride! It's a long and drool filled road, but NEVER boring.

Sweet merciful Jesus. And I thought Amberlynn was a delusional hot mess. This might be too much lolcow even for me....I mean that picture of him a couple pages back was enough to make me consider avoiding this thread so I didn't have to see that shit again. I'm not one to mock the disabled or mock those who are admittedly ugly but for this lunatic I'll make an exception. That's if I regularly post to this thread though

 

[The Un-Clit]

Sweet merciful Jesus. And I thought Amberlynn was a delusional hot mess. This might be too much lolcow even for me....I mean that picture of him a couple pages back was enough to make me consider avoiding this thread so I didn't have to see that shit again. I'm not one to mock the disabled or mock those who are admittedly ugly but for this lunatic I'll make an exception. That's if I regularly post to this thread though

I feel ya. This man is honestly the King of Lolcows and never to be dethroned, as far as I am concerned.

Philthy Phil may have one-upped nearly everyone with his one single act of SRS surgery just to 'get back at us' and taking himself out of the gene pool at the same time, but for sheer overall consistent hilarious delusional bullshit spewed all over the Interbutts on a daily basis, no one can top Russell Greer.

He has so many soul-deep issues you don't even NEED to reference his disability, since it colours nearly everything he does already. Anyone who dosen't think he is handsome, intelligent and most of all, RIGHT is automatically discriminating against him.

So is every woman who refuses to date him, or have sex for money with him. discrimination!! it's because you are shallow and turned off by my disability!! HATE CRIME!! REEEEEEE!!!!!!

So ya, he's alot of lolcow to take, but it's well worth riding out the pain because the LOLs are gargantuan when they arrive.