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[Heckler1]

People need to stop paying attention to only DSP, because I think that's why people keep clogging up the main thread with random assmad insults and Alog wankings. It's annoying having people try and influence the downward direction of the DSP show, and then crow about it for a page or two. It makes it boring when I try and check up on a thread, and is overall pretty pointless.

Just let him flail and ruin his own begging emporium, because NOTHING anyone has ever done to try and get him in trouble has had any real lasting effect, and the end result is you look like a lumbering dunderfuck for shoving your face in poop. No one cares that your better than DSP, because thats not really a difficult bar to reach.

If you find yourself getting mad about DSP, you need to take a break. Look at some other cows/boards, chat with nice people, or go outside. Stop getting sucked into the DSP autism black hole, and stop making the thread fucking insufferable to read.

 

[Lysol]

Is there a reason people get so upset at DSP? I know the dude's scummy and generally unlikable but he seems to really rile people up, but I don't really get why.

 

[DoubleBored]

Is there a reason people get so upset at DSP? I know the dude's scummy and generally unlikable but he seems to really rile people up, but I don't really get why.

Go to Almighty_Tevin's channel, go back some videos, do not need to go too far, start on the Machinima SAGA, watch the major videos until now... i think you'll know why.

 

[BIgBadWolf]

Is there a reason people get so upset at DSP? I know the dude's scummy and generally unlikable but he seems to really rile people up, but I don't really get why.

The guy is just trying to make a living by playing videogames. People here like to laugh at him when he loses a stream of revenues. They were celebrating him being dropped by Curse. I'm sure anyone in his position would be freaking out. There's also the horde of people criticizing his every move like he's not allowed to make a mistake.
Don't get me wrong, I dislile the begging, but he's like everyone here, someone trying to make a living.

 

[Sammy]

The guy is just trying to make a living by playing videogames. People here like to laugh at him when he loses a stream of revenues. They were celebrating him being dropped by Curse. I'm sure anyone in his position would be freaking out. There's also the horde of people criticizing his every move like he's not allowed to make a mistake.
Don't get me wrong, I dislike the begging, but he's like everyone here, someone trying to make a living.

But he's trying to make a living the wrong way REEEEEEEEE I don't get to play video games all day and support myself and buy houses with a soap making girlfriend and I'm way smarter and more handsome and talented than pigfuck phil (EPIC BURN BTW) so why should he be fortuitous enough to have such a privileged lifestyle when *I* have to put on a shirt I don't like and work in a retail job? Since I'm so much smarter and more handsome and talented than dillpickle dhil he should have to suffer exactly the same way I do in life except three times harder because hes bad at video games so thats fair and correct and just

 

[DoubleBored]

The guy is just trying to make a living by playing videogames. People here like to laugh at him when he loses a stream of revenues. They were celebrating him being dropped by Curse. I'm sure anyone in his position would be freaking out. There's also the horde of people criticizing his every move like he's not allowed to make a mistake.
Don't get me wrong, I dislile the begging, but he's like everyone here, someone trying to make a living.

I see...
I think you forgot a little thing... thing that separate Dave from us...
He's a Liar and a Manipulator, he bends the reality just to make his narrative true, he begs and pleads to some people that are naive enough to give him loads of money for nothing in return...

That's why i support the "detractors" (that only just show how dave contradicts himself in the daily basis btw), so that more people that doesnt know Dave, and go to his stream and hear about is "hard time because he did nothing wrong", to those people to SEE who he trully is, and dont drop a single penny to help his legacy of lies to continue.

 

[BIgBadWolf]

I see...
I think you forgot a little thing... thing that separate Dave from us...
He's a Liar and a Manipulator, he bends the reality just to make his narrative true, he begs and pleads to some people that are naive enough to give him loads of money for nothing in return...

That's why i support the "detractors" (that only just show how dave contradicts himself in the daily basis btw), so that more people that doesnt know Dave, and go to his stream and hear about is "hard time because he did nothing wrong", to those people to SEE who he trully is, and dont drop a single penny to help his legacy of lies to continue.

I'm not denying the first part. He's despicable, but "detractors" aren't that much better. Crying wolf at every opportunity and adding fuel to the fire. They enable him, give him more attention than he deserves. First, it was the SoK, then Drgnkller and now Tevin. If people would stop pozloading my neghole he'd fade into nothingness, losing the few paypigs he still has left instead of gaining new one from time to time because he's getting "bullied" (by his own words).

 

[Destro1986]

I'm not denying the first part. He's despicable, but "detractors" aren't that much better. Crying wolf at every opportunity and adding fuel to the fire. They enable him, give him more attention than he deserves. First, it was the SoK, then Drgnkller and now Tevin. If people would stop pozloading my neghole he'd fade into nothingness, losing the few paypigs he still has left instead of gaining new one from time to time because he's getting "bullied" (by his own words).

And where is the fun in that?

 

[BIgBadWolf]

And where is the fun in that?

Well, @SoapQueen1 and other staff members would tell you pozloading my neghole is usually frowned upon and discouraged.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm not denying the first part. He's despicable, but "detractors" aren't that much better. Crying wolf at every opportunity and adding fuel to the fire. They enable him, give him more attention than he deserves. First, it was the SoK, then Drgnkller and now Tevin. If people would stop pozloading my neghole he'd fade into nothingness, losing the few paypigs he still has left instead of gaining new one from time to time because he's getting "bullied" (by his own words).

A lot of them don't get that. The more they report to Twitch every little thing the less Twitch takes these reports seriously. And all it does it make Phils hardcore supporters double down and give him more support and strengthen his claim they are all mentally ill.

 

[Destro1986]

Well, @SoapQueen1 and other staff members would tell you pozloading my neghole is usually frowned upon and discouraged.

Sure, here. But we're talking about Twitch/Youtube/Twitter reports. This forum is supposed to remain above the neghole pozzing.

But WATCHING the neghole pozzing is half the fun.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Well, @SoapQueen1 and other staff members would tell you pozloading my neghole is usually frowned upon and discouraged.

Absolutely, but not because it's more funny when the cows dig their own grave. I would guess it has more to do with protecting the forum, but also to remain some kind of discussion culture and morale standards. I'm all for that (). However, this only applies to the actions on KF, you can't control individuals nor is anyone obliged to. It's also hard to deny that there is some entertaining value when someone dares to touch, I personally don't care if someone does it; it's not like I could have prevented that and in the end most get a good chuckle or even valuable informations. It's also not like the cows couldn't do anything to prevent that, especially Phil who is a black hole of autism. They can prevent that by just not being lolcows.

Btw, just saying, the existence of KF alone gives these lolcows a big chunk of exposure and attention. But stopping free speach because of that? Nah.

A lot of them don't get that. The more they report to Twitch every little thing the less Twitch takes these reports seriously. And all it does it make Phils hardcore supporters double down and give him more support and strengthen his claim they are all mentally ill.

Yeah, they probably gave up on figuring out which report is "real". But I would guess they wouldn't totally deny the report of a Twitch-partner because they are liddl bebs to them (if reported with the Report-Button and not just whining on Twitter, of course).

 

[Destro1986]

Absolutely, but not because it's more funny when the cows dig their own grave. I would guess it has more to do with protecting the forum, but also to remain some kind of discussion culture and morale standards. I'm all for that (). However, this only applies to the actions on KF, you can't control individuals nor is anyone obliged to. It's also hard to deny that there is some entertaining value when someone dares to touch, I personally don't care if someone does it; it's not like I could have prevented that and in the end most get a good chuckle or even valuable informations. It's also not like the cows couldn't do anything to prevent that, especially Phil who is a black hole of autism. They can prevent that by just not being lolcows.

Btw, just saying, the existence of KF alone gives these lolcows a big chunk of exposure and attention. But stopping free speach because of that? Nah.


Yeah, they probably gave up on figuring out which report is "real". But I would guess they wouldn't totally deny the report of a Twitch-partner because they are liddl bebs to them (if reported with the Report-Button and not just whining on Twitter, of course).

I'm fairly certain Dave emails straight links to his Partner Manager. We know how much he loves doing that sort of thing.

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy got some links to Tevin's Youtube in his work email.

 

[CausticMinory]

I think DSP is so profilic as a Lolcow, that every gaming based lowcow you look for on the farms, you will almost 90% see the comparison to him being made (LTG is black DSP, Spoony is Trumptard DSP, YandereDev is Game Dev DSP (Who also streams and plays games WORSE than Phil) and Boogie is the DSP of fat divorced loser with a brainwashed following)
So even when you look at those threads, you will always wind up in the DSP subforum here causing it to be the most viewed.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I want a dedicated "Speak like Phil Burnell Day" because I super enjoy when someone manages to hit his language and argumentation, some on KF are awesome at that. This celebration would also include unnecessary self-defence, insults, salty behavior, looking back at our own legacy, begging, basically the whole Phil-mindset.

I mean it's easier than speaking like a pirate.

 

[Haunter]

Absolutely, but not because it's more funny when the cows dig their own grave. I would guess it has more to do with protecting the forum, but also to remain some kind of discussion culture and morale standards.

I'll add a reason to this that is a tad ridiculous considering we're talking about "Lolcows" but still no less important, which is Scientific Objectivism. Do not tamper with the subject of observation.

 

[Monday Michiru]

See, that shit is annoying. It's Phil bashing for the sake of bashing. Kojima world order cringeworthy shite tbh.

There are plenty guys who date much younger girls everywhere. Girls/Women usually prefer older guys for various reasons. Most of them being nonsensical generalisations to be honest like them being more mature and down to earth which rather varies from person to person, male and female. (which can be also seen as positive or negative depending what you prefer)
And most lads prefer younger bints. Some for manipulative reasons, I won't deny that, but most of the time it is because most bints age like bloody tard cum.

Also, Leanne never looked her age. She always looked much, MUCH older. Like she was in her late 20s/early 30s. So what's the hassle. In public they wouldn't even get strange looks because they looked the same agewise. Same with my GF; I just turned 30 but look like I'm in my early 20s while my GF is 19 and looks somewhat older. People tend to look older on film/photo because you're seeing a 2D image on a smallish screen which kinda distorts the proportions. People always look different in person.

In most western countries the age of consent is when you become a teenager which is 14-16* (*18 for people of trust relationships like teacher-student etc.) So who cares, It's not even really frowned upon in this day and age anymore and it's not like they were about to marry.

Why do people embarrass themselves stanning for jailbait pussy?

 

[Haunter]

Not sure if you wanted to keep this conversation going @neural , but to reply to what you said in the Sponsored Stream thread:

Two of those suspensions were because of people reporting him.

I thought the canon was that Twitch nailed Phil with his two suspensions for fucking with their money, using the word "Fundraiser" and equating Bits to legal tender.

The Human Centipede of A-Loggers has tried reporting him for saying "faggot", yelling at X for saying X has a dead brother, yelling at X for saying X has depression, etc., all without success.

 

[Done]

I don't know if this is conversation worth continuing @neural , but to reply to what you said in the Sponsored Stream thread:

If you think it's worthwhile then why not?

I honestly just wanted to stop derailing things and let people talk about the stream itself, the post was meant to be like a detour sign, diverting that (small) traffic to here.

I thought the canon was that Twitch nailed Phil with his two suspensions for fucking with their money, using the word "Fundraiser" and equating Bits to legal tender.

Yes, because he was reported for calling it a fundraiser. Twitch didn't suddenly take an interest in Phil on their own.

The Human Centipede of A-Loggers has tried reporting him for saying "faggot", yelling at X for saying X has a dead brother, yelling at X for saying X has depression, etc., all without success.

That's because they didn't word it right, plus, both suspensions were after the new TOS was launched (I honestly forget what the 2nd one was for, was it also for the legal tender thing?).

Once the 1st strike landed, the 2nd one was inevitable, because that detractors now knew how to push Twitch's buttons in the right way.

 

[Haunter]

That's because they didn't word it right, plus, both suspensions were after the new TOS was launched (I honestly forget what the 2nd one was for, was it also for the legal tender thing?).

Once the 1st strike landed, the 2nd one was inevitable, because that detractors now knew how to push Twitch's buttons in the right way.

Twitch's new TOS was initially slated for release February 19, but was pushed back to March 5. Phil's first suspension was February 26 and the second was March 29. If the new TOS had something to do with the strikes against Phil, I believe it could only be for the first one.

https://www.engadget.com/2018/03/02/twitch-clarifies-guidelines-in-new-faq/

I'm not sure I can agree with the "detractors now knew how to push Twitch's buttons in the right way". That updated TOS was precisely the thing you'd expect Phil to get nailed for: "hateful conduct" towards race, religion, disability, sexual orientation, gender identity, physical characteristics, etc, and warnings to manage that behaviour in one's community and to behave prudently off of Twitch.

https://blog.twitch.tv/community-guidelines-faq-update-a322c82b8038

This is what "Detractors" have focused on. (In regards to instances such as him lisping out "faggot" and whatnot, I don't think one couldn't "word it right", as a simple recording would suffice.) Instead, both of the marks against Phil have come from the way he's phrased making money on their site. That he'd be slapped for that over the lengthy list of Thou Shalt Not's I'm sure surprised everyone.

The career length flailing against Twitch that we've been complaining about comes precisely from their lack of knowing which buttons to push.

(Apologies for this essay I hope my wordy bullshit doesn't come off like I'm angry or anything .)