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Slowly doing less while still asking for more.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Slowly doing less while still asking for more.
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Really, what he was "doing" with the redundant Weekend In Preview was the same amount as what he does on his stream and Twitter. People here having been wondering why he kept up with it. Now if he could just cut off the remaining fat of his Pre-Stream...
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123 gifted subs... I have never been more astounded by anything in my life.
I’m still clinging to hope that one day soon he’s just gonna pop out and pull a CWC “Rollin and Trollin” video, revealing that the last decade has been an elaborate Andy Kauffmanesque ruse cruise and boy are we all gonna have egg on OUR faces! I just refuse to believe that a human so stupid and blatant could possibly exist. I am so interested in learning about his parents, I would love to pick their brains to find out how they could have failed so fucking horribly at raising a child.
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TBH, there's nothing wrong with doing this. He should have done it much sooner, especially once he consistently deviated from what he said he was going to do. Now if he could just stop repeating what is essentially WIP every single goddamn day, he'll have it down!
DaveSydeBennet
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Wait a minute. He’s killing of the week in preview and he’s not pinning his schedule to his twitter anymore. Is this his attempt at trying to justify his hour long prestreams? Is he really so petty that he’s doing this shit just so he can listen to himself talk about eating chicken patties and brushing his mare while idiots throw pennies at him?
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But that one new viewer needs to know you can cheer/sub/tip/pledge and how to do all those things in excruciating detail. Of course by the time all of that is explained that new viewer has been banned for the violation of asking a question without any badges attached to their name, but if they weren't willing to pledge blind loyalty within their first minute of watching Phil they didn't belong anyway.
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The unpinning was just today. He's already got a new one pinned up.
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Our boy Dave suggests there's a conspiracy afoot at the ol' Evolution this year, beacuse as you all know SFV is stupid and lame.
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Snort is Dave. That's the only twist that will do this justice.
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The 10th AnniversaREEE shirts have been released. Does Phil credit the person who actually made all the designs? NOPE. One retweet of the guy's tweet announcing the designs. So no credit, no payment, no split on any merch sold. Ooof.
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Yeah, the designs are better than they were previously but the random words thing is just weird, especially considering the words chosen.
Power! Create! HATE! lol
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Well DSP hasn’t paid for any fucking artwork before, why start now right?
I guarantee the only people who buy them are Swagginz, Anony, LordLamb and MAYBE Sidella if he can swipe mommy’s credit card. Otherwise, ain’t NOBODY buying this merch or wearing it unironically. I genuinely didn't get why he made normal DSP merch, but now a super specific 10th anniversary shirt? Glad Phil didn’t pay for the designs because he would’ve gotten boned on that investment.
Edit: LOL NOBODY IS GONNA BUY THAT
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Our boy Dave suggests there's a conspiracy afoot at the ol' Evolution this year, beacuse as you all know SFV is stupid and lame.
Doesn't care about the FGC anymore, though. That's in the past, dood. Phil gets extra salty during EVO because he stopped going a little before it became a mainstream moneymaker. That last comment has it right: Phil could have been something more than a universally loathed hermit begging for money and he knows it. He'd be able to mi!k that 4th place finish even harder if it happened now, charging people for lessons or even getting legit sponsors, being respected by his peers for his ability and actually getting to hang out with people like in the old days.
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Cross posting from the "Shitty Whiner thread"
But also if he was smart (LOL) he would have done a Fighting game themed stream with fans as a sort of "Fan Appreciation DSPEVO" Tourament for EVO week with all his fans and trolls alike. That shoulda been his sub goal but he couldn't stand it if he got bodied by his fans or random on the internet.
But also if he was smart (LOL) he would have done a Fighting game themed stream with fans as a sort of "Fan Appreciation DSPEVO" Tourament for EVO week with all his fans and trolls alike. That shoulda been his sub goal but he couldn't stand it if he got bodied by his fans or random on the internet.
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Another REEEmergency video incoming?
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It looks like the neger's automatic dictations of Phil's Pre-Streams.
The idea is good. I think it would work better if it was cranked way up. Like, have all his DSPisms and written in tiny typeface. Then in the centre, in negative space, is the silouhette of his head, the outline created by the hundreds of DSPisms.
Yeah, I've seen https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jared-messing-galaxyvoyager128-warioland523-zeldaking64.37556/ obliviously mention the pleasure he gets from watching Phil's antics, and I'm sure I've seen this come from a few others. I maintain the large numbers Phil has attracted come from his seemingly average-ness. His behaviour can't be ascribed to a physical deformity like Greer, or mental disability like Chris. His Joe Schmo appearance lends him a broad appeal not open to most Lolcows.
He's not wrong
These past two weeks have been eating him alive.
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Yeah, the designs are better than they were previously but the random words thing is just weird, especially considering the words chosen.
Power! Create! HATE! lol
he sells a shirt that says "Hate YouTube Twitch 2018 DSP nothing I could do".
that's incredible.
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Disagree. Looks garbage. No sense or reason, just random words in a random order, hard on the eyes.Yeah, the designs are better than they were previously but the random words thing is just weird, especially considering the words chosen.
Power! Create! HATE! lol
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You know i'd give a pass, even to Phil, if like once a year he had a "moment of weakness" because of cryptic behind the scenes shit or whatever. However, when you have these normal adult human moments a few times a month you kinda just have to admit your a shitty person lashing out at anyone and everyone because you are pissed you fucked up your life. Its not like i'm mad, but come on man make an effort to control yourself. He doesn't even have to get off the loveseat to accomplish this one.
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