Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Cripple]

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The more weight she gains, the more mannish her face gets.

 

[Smutley]

Spoiler: Part 4: Lyin' and Cryin'

Every single picture of Austin is gold because he looks exactly like the kind of redneck that would hook up with her. Get used to him not wearing a shirt though, that's his normal look.

Pregnant, or Fat? You decide!

Me Being Carzy & Selly

"Carzy" is another great Sammism. Unfortunately when her phone gets upgraded so does her spelling

For some reason she doesn't just want to have babies she wants to have twins. She is OBSESSED with Twins, to the point of planning to have a set like you can just pick them out of the cabbage patch.

Austin is simultaneously her husband, her boyfriend, her baby daddy, and her ex. He's a man of many talents.

Hahahhahahaha 2 likes

Oh I guess Austin took her to Red Lobster and everything became better. Bitches love Red Lobster so it's not a surprise she didn't kill herself this time.

I need to put together a list of the things Sammie does for attention. I haven't noticed a cycle yet but she has some stock go-to's. Threaten to leave Facebook, threaten to kill herself, fake pregnancies, fake arrests, fake miscarriages, fake cousins... what else??

Oh yeah, Sammie's a Blood and a Crip.

"I Hope He Dies In Jail & Roat In Jail To"

Austin looks like the kind of guy to drink a six pack of Smirnoff Ice

Oh, there's another. She breaks up with Austin at least twice a month

I guess she forgot she's not gay.

I hope Lil Wayne got back to her

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I can't even keep up with all the breakups lol

Basically twins if you stop and do the math

Eventually even Mama Bushart gives up

 

[Muscle Bra]

You are doing GodBear's work here,@Smutley, by going through this drama queen/attention whore nonsense and only posting the good stuff.

Another question... Has Sammie ever made a post without a single mis-spelling in it?

 

[Trombonista]

Guvking 2.0 right here.

 

[Pumpkin spice]

someone please spay her.

 

[Vaganabanana]

Actually that was Zach Parson’s totally epic line, but Lowtax did hire him as a writer.

She’s like the typical redneck who dates black guys only 10x crazier and x2 as stupid. I have some personal cows along these lines (one of the few reasons to stay on FB is all the crazy trash that’s discovered it to broadcast their lives).



As the posters above explained fat redneck chicks usually date black guys. Many black guys tend to like heavier women and whites women are a bit of a status thing so it makes the chicks feel desirable.

Also, for people who don’t live in the USA it might seem confusing, but poor people in smaller cities are way more racially integrated than rich or middle class people. Many poor rednecks have lots more black friends than a rich liberals in the city. Most poor people live in subsidized housing or poorer neighborhoods, so you have black and white living side by side as one community.

The stereotypical redneck who hates minorities is getting rarer and they live out in rural areas or very small towns.

Born and raised in the rural south and I can confirm all of this to be true.

Nah. She means it literally. She occasionally tells jokes, but by and large, she's obsessed with having a huge family. She's claimed to have various brothers and sisters and cousins off and on for the year I've known her, and occasionally she'll go into a strange explanation how they are actually related to her. The funniest is her cousin Slim Shady, who she said she lived with in LA for a year, until he kicked her out for posting his phone number on IG and she had to move back to Arkansas.

Spoiler: She's claiming to be pregnant again.

...by someone other than Austin, her long term boyfriend/only baby daddy. But he's gonna be a good stepfather, see how he's kissing her pregnant gut?
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PRINTHAS??

Can she just not do this to her child?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

You'd think the doctor she saw last week to have blood tests done on her four week and one month old fetus to determine its gender would have noticed the baby was almost six months. I'm sure Sammie being jealous that the new baby daddy has moved on and is engaged now has nothing to do with this.

 

[AngelOfNoMercy]

Someone needs to pour industrial strength bleach into that gene pool.

 

[Smutley]

Another question... Has Sammie ever made a post without a single mis-spelling in it?

You won't believe this but the first two posts in this update have everything spelled correctly. She still uses text-type, and her grammar is poor, but the words are correct.

Spoiler

lol I don't remember who Josh Pittman is, but he was ahead of the curve

Oh god, THIS! This is one of my favorite Sammie things. If she reads it on the internet she believes it completely. Generally it's every time a celebrity "dies" she freaks out... but when people tell her it's a hoax, she blames the celebrities. This is the only time it's in reverse.

NIGGER IS A BAD TERM, OK????? Sammie punches her walls a LOT, and isn't afraid to post updates of her knuckles bruised up to prove how bad she is.

Nigerian guys LOVE Sammie because she's fat and easy.

"I don't even know you"

So all this talk about cousins, Sammie actually jokes around with some people about being their "mom". This isn't actually a lie since she's joking, but no one else knows that because they just expect her to lie lol

"Me & Austin Can't Have No Kids He Got Kick In The Balls To Much"

This is one of her most blatant lies, and I have no clue why she thought people would believe it.

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Hello Britney Spears I Love My Cuz Your Gonna Be A New Baby Auntie !!

Okay so think about this for a second. Everyone in Sammie's family hates this one hospital because, and I quote, "My Grandmother Went Their & They Killed My Grandmother". Amazing.

I can't remember exactly but I think that this time she actually is pregnant and no one believes her. Let's hope I'm right!

omg

Madness indeed, Prince Cornex

haha what?

I sure hope her nigga ain't in the blood crips or that bitch is gonna get bit down heard

See how not-racist she is?

Fuck Alyssa Pittman!

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I simply can't express how pissed off this image makes me. What the fuck is she talking about. What the fuck? Fuck me dude.

What is this shit. Fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. This is stupider than shit. I hope a comet hits her house. What?????

 

[Eabani]

Oh this’ll be fun. I wonder how many pregnancies she can get away with faking. Or how she’ll up the ante on her ruse cruise

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Man, I absolutely adore white trash. They're always such a hoot to watch.

 

[Nipnopflop]

This is gunna be real good. I've been waiting for a cow like this to come along. Praise jeebus

 

[zesty bill clinton]

I'm so here for this fat redneck cow. I lived in Little Rock for 15 years and the trash that exists there still amazes me. I got a good chuckle from her hating on UAMS because it's a teaching hospital and it really is that bad. It's a part of the local university UALR which is absolute garbage and I wouldn't trust them to treat the flu let alone take care of my family or pregnancy, no wonder Sammie's grammie died.

Reading her posts is mind numbing but watching her poor mother try and wrangle her and tell her to cut the Facebook drama makes it worthwhile. It's sad because people like her get all their substance in life from Facebook as there's literally nothing to do in Little Rock. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she's addicted to meth in 5 years.

 

[I'd buy that for a dollar]

Oh, this fat lolcow seems like a good tard cum provider. Watching this thread, props to the spelunkers digging up the good stuff.

 

[Muscle Bra]

You won't believe this but the first two posts in this update have everything spelled correctly. She still uses text-type, and her grammar is poor, but the words are correct.

Actually, I believe she typed “along” for “alone” in the second post but, enh, I’ll give you that she can occasionally write a correctly spelled post.

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This one might be my favorite - some random redneck insulting someone else’s intelligence by saying “he look retared”...

 

[Smutley]

Spoiler: Part 5: The Mack Man Is Dead :(

EVERYTHING IS SPELLED RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (in the first post)

RIP Austin

I love how she's ignoring her mom calling her out for why she "dumped" Austin again.

lol what?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME JUSTIN BEIBER!!!

Too Much Poopin?

"Please Stop saying That U Are A Potato Please U Are My Best Friend"

Spoiler

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That was very mature of her!

She punched the wall probably

"If I was fake I wouldn't be talking smart one" lol

Spoiler

Of course she does

Guess her dad didn't steal her from her mom

lol

Fuck that ho family!

I don't understand this at all

"I'm Not Fat I'm Thick & Pregnant"

The Mack Man Is Dead

Austin went out to watch TV in the living room and Sam gets pissed off lol

 

[Whatthefuck]

Oh this’ll be fun. I wonder how many pregnancies she can get away with faking. Or how she’ll up the ante on her ruse cruise

This is the kind of bitch that will stalk someone in a pregnancy forum or post a CL ad about baby clothes to lure a pregnant woman in and try to steal her baby. I mean, she's far too :autism: to ever make anything like that work, but she's also :dumb: enough to try.

 

[Viridian]

Spoiler: Part 5: The Mack Man Is Dead :(

EVERYTHING IS SPELLED RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (in the first post)
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RIP Austin
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I love how she's ignoring her mom calling her out for why she "dumped" Austin again.
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lol what?
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME JUSTIN BEIBER!!!
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Too Much Poopin?
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"Please Stop saying That U Are A Potato Please U Are My Best Friend"

Spoiler

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That was very mature of her!
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She punched the wall probably
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"If I was fake I wouldn't be talking smart one" lol

Spoiler

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Of course she does
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Guess her dad didn't steal her from her mom
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lol
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Fuck that ho family!
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I don't understand this at all
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"I'm Not Fat I'm Thick & Pregnant"
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The Mack Man Is Dead
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Austin went out to watch TV in the living room and Sam gets pissed off lol
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I do find it very entertaining that this lolcow's mother repeatedly calls her daughter out on her lies and bullshit. Samantha of course ignores these posts for the most part because she doesn't want to admit she's lying. I wonder if the mother ever went through with her threats to take Samantha's phone away; from the timeline of those posts, if she did it doesn't seem she was able to keep it from Samantha for long.

I do love this lolcow: exceptional white trash producing a ton of spergy content. I honestly wonder whether she has a mental illness giving her delusions of pregnancy or blood relations to celebrities, or if she's just trying to make herself sound important and get attention. It might be some combination of both.

 

[omori]

I feel like I need a list of pregnancies that are real, those that are fake, and those that are outrageously fake cause god damn.