Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Muscle Bra]

I browsed on her Instagram page for a little and came across these two hilarious pics.

The first one is a pic of her cousin Eminem with his best friend Billy. When someone else identifies Billy as Jake Gyllenhaal, Sammie steadfastly argues that it is Billy.

Spoiler: "Billy"

And here is a pic proving that the Arkansas public school system has failed us once again -- Sammie did indeed graduate from high school. She also claims that she is #5WeeksPregnant at the time.

I'm guessing that the guy in the pic is her father?

Spoiler: Gradjiation

 

[Nipnopflop]

Oh while I think of it, in the thread she posted a pic of "her and Britney at the State Fair". No. That's a meet and greet picture from her femme fatale tour...fucking obvious expesially because she's dressed in the opening costume.

 

[Cripple]

I browsed on her Instagram page for a little and came across these two hilarious pics.

The first one is a pic of her cousin Eminem with his best friend Billy. When someone else identifies Billy as Jake Gyllenhaal, Sammie steadfastly argues that it is Billy.

Spoiler: "Billy"

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And here is a pic proving that the Arkansas public school system has failed us once again -- Sammie did indeed graduate from high school. She also claims that she is #5WeeksPregnant at the time.

I'm guessing that the guy in the pic is her father?

Spoiler: Gradjiation

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She only graduated because the teachers were tired of her huffing febreeze in the back row of the classroom.

 

[Smutley]

I'm guessing that the guy in the pic is her father?

Spoiler: Gradjiation

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Oh yeah, that's her badass dad who sends other women's kids money instead of handing it to Sammie. I wish I looked as cool as he does because come on, he looks like every hard drinking redneck that loves life.

Spoiler: Part 5: Why Can't Life Be Perfect Without Hoe's

Those were better times

Goodbye Forever

lol

"the doctors won't let him" be born. DAMN THEM

This is an age old question

Another breakup, another day

"when I don't lie" is a good qualifier but as we've seen she gets mad when she is lying

lol....

Her fake son is a riot

130lbs

And now for the Baby Bentley Saga. For the next years worth of posts it's nothing but baby stuff, including all the medical problems. Like that he's suffering from Yellow Skin Disease

2 hours in labor is pretty damn good.

Wait. Is his name really spelled "Bently" because that's not right...

NO ONE TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

Semper Fi Cody McCann

Jace??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I'm not sure that's what they're complaining about, because Sammie really is only interested in her kids when she can take selfies with them as accessories.

hahahahahaha

She's either 19 or 20 and her mom won't let her move out because she's too stupid to live

I thought Cody McCann was the only one who understood?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Jace??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

All I can think of is a bad misspelling of Chase or this dude, but she's white trash and not weeaboo.

 

[Trombonista]

All I can think of is a bad misspelling of Chase or this dude, but she's white trash and not weeaboo.

And she probably doesn't know about Deagle Nation.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

And she probably doesn't know about Deagle Nation.

I had forgotten about that one. But yeah, probably not. One can always hope.

 

[Cripple]

Oh yeah, that's her badass dad who sends other women's kids money instead of handing it to Sammie. I wish I looked as cool as he does because come on, he looks like every hard drinking redneck that loves life.

Spoiler: Part 5: Why Can't Life Be Perfect Without Hoe's

Those were better times
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Goodbye Forever
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lol
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"the doctors won't let him" be born. DAMN THEM
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This is an age old question
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Another breakup, another day
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"when I don't lie" is a good qualifier but as we've seen she gets mad when she is lying
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lol....
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Her fake son is a riot
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130lbs
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And now for the Baby Bentley Saga. For the next years worth of posts it's nothing but baby stuff, including all the medical problems. Like that he's suffering from Yellow Skin Disease
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2 hours in labor is pretty damn good.
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Wait. Is his name really spelled "Bently" because that's not right...
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NO ONE TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
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Semper Fi Cody McCann
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Jace??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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I'm not sure that's what they're complaining about, because Sammie really is only interested in her kids when she can take selfies with them as accessories.
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hahahahahaha
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She's either 19 or 20 and her mom won't let her move out because she's too stupid to live
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I thought Cody McCann was the only one who understood?
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Her poor OB/GYN, having a highschool graduate lecture them on the birthing process. You know she was an ungrateful cunt too.

 

[Eabani]

“Ma’am your baby is jaundiced, it’s a common condition but we’ll need to keep him under special lights for a couple days”
“YOURE MAKING ME LEAVE MY BABY BECAUSE YELLOW SKIN DISEASE?!”

 

[TL 611]

“YOURE MAKING ME LEAVE MY BABY BECAUSE YELLOW SKIN DISEASE?!”

Yellow Sink Disease*

 

[Whatthefuck]

Yellow Sink Disease*

Reading her posts is the equivalent of that thing that went around with all the letters rearranged to demonstrate that our brains can still interpret the words based on the first and last letters.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

I misread this title as butshart and figured some surnames can only breed failure.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Excuse me, Sammie isn't fat.

Anybody find it kind of find it weird how she's bragging about her ass size, and yet it's partially cut out from the pic?

 

[Uncle Warren]

The only thing I find in common between Brittany Spears and this whale is they're both sleazy whorish nutjobs.

 

[Xenomorph]

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"AlL yuo bitchez heatin on me"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'll never understand why these bitches get TV shows.

If I really want to see a teen mom whore, all I have to do is go to the nearest Walmart.

 

[Quijibo69]

She wants babies so she can eat them.

 

[Caesare]

The stereotypical redneck who hates minorities is getting rarer and they live out in rural areas or very small towns.

It wasn't even an accurate stereotype to begin with. They've always lived in close proximity to one another so they deal with it. It's the wealthy and middle class people that loathe the blacks because they only hear the negative side on the news (granted, the negatives are hard to ignore with that community) plus the working class types have more familiarity with that community because they often work the same jobs. Wealthier people don't have to work with them so they don't have that same familiarity.

She's on disability.

Of course she is.

 

[Haramburger]

"Your Whole Baby". As opposed to what, half a baby? I don't even know anymore.

probably :autism:

I simply can't express how pissed off this image makes me. What the fuck is she talking about. What the fuck? Fuck me dude.

What is this shit. Fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. This is stupider than shit. I hope a comet hits her house. What?????

You have my sympathies, I have some speds on my fb that post this way too. Basically, there's a sports thing going on, in real time that they're witnessing or getting updates on, and using their kikebook wall as live chat instead of the actual messenger or twitter. It makes contextual sense to them, but to an outsider it looks like dogs barking at a cinder block in the middle of an empty field.

Here's the missing key to your image: hand egg players were in training and something looked good for the upcoming season I guess.

Your suffering made me saner, so thanks for posting your frustration.

 

[RG 448]

They've always lived in close proximity to one another so they deal with it. It's the wealthy and middle class people that loathe the blacks because they only hear the negative side on the news (granted, the negatives are hard to ignore with that community) plus the working class types have more familiarity with that community because they often work the same jobs. Wealthier people don't have to work with them so they don't have that same familiarity.

The important thing is that it’s becoming more common for people from different walks of life to get along without heating each other, no matter what color their sink is.