DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BallBuster]

He’s not going anywhere anytime soon.

He makes more money than us by scamming people. He finds ways out of situations by lying that other people can’t get out of. He seems immuned to most things.

But...

He lives a sheltered, lonely, miserable life. He has no friends, his “girlfriend” is a cheating whore of a gold digger, his family doesn’t like him, and his hobbies include gin, Netflix at 2am and wrestling. He will never have a sense of accomplishment or a lasting legacy. No family or kids. He’s lost in my eyes.

Let him keep his money and his autistic fans. I think I’m going to take a step back and focus my detractor energy elsewhere. Maybe I’ll take up knitting.

 

[Xenomorph]

People on Twitter talking about needing a "newer and better SoK or KWO, not the past scummy SoK" this is how bad its getting on their side, they really want to organize.

Why would they want this?

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

I also don't believe detractors inherently have the moral high ground off of Dave, so until I am convinced otherwise, I assume they're already in the mud.

I think this is kind of their undoing. The tattletale detractors try to hold this moral high ground over Dave and it’s just as bad as whenever he tries to do it. Plus, it makes you look like a massive cunt. Like that JamesDTech guy. He was fucking insufferable with his tweets.

 

[BScCollateral]

People on Twitter talking about needing a "newer and better SoK or KWO, not the past scummy SoK" this is how bad its getting on their side, they really want to organize.

Why would they want this?

Basically, this.

Phil's legacy is the worst gaming channel in the known universe. He's so bad at what he does that some random comedy about the worst gaming channel in the world might duplicate him by accident.

Still, no skin off my nose. I wouldn't donate a dollar to get him banned from his platform. If you would, you need to reconsider your priorities in life.

 

[Keystone]

People on Twitter talking about needing a "newer and better SoK or KWO, not the past scummy SoK" this is how bad its getting on their side, they really want to organize.

Why would they want this?

Even if it weren't focused on Phil and his saga there's no way for a new rendition of the SoK to not be scummy. Their motivations for doing so would guarantee it'd be just as bad as before, since all that annoyance and frustration they've got going on would very quickly turn to outright weening and other shit that would mirror what happened last time. If I could say anything to them it'd be that they shouldn't waste time trying to take down this snorting retard; in due time he'll do that to himself, and better than anyone else could.

The observations about Phil's overall trajectory in life overshadowing any monetary gains are all poignant as usual. I'd especially highlight Vidar's apt statement about actions and equal reactions since it repeatedly proves itself to be true. Something will come along and knock him right back on his fat lumpy ass soon enough, and if this season has been anything to go by it'll be somehow funnier than the last time it happened.

edit: lol that filter

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Even if it weren't focused on Phil and his saga there's no way for a new rendition of the SoK to not be scummy. Their motivations for doing so would guarantee it'd be just as bad as before, since all that annoyance and frustration they've got going on would very quickly turn to outright I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME and other shit that would mirror what happened last time. If I could say anything to them it'd be that they shouldn't waste time trying to take down this snorting exceptional individual; in due time he'll do that to himself, and better than anyone else could.

The observations about Phil's overall trajectory in life overshadowing any monetary gains are all poignant as usual. I'd especially highlight Vidar's apt statement about actions and equal reactions since it repeatedly proves itself to be true. Something will come along and knock him right back on his fat lumpy ass soon enough, and if this season has been anything to go by it'll be somehow funnier than the last time it happened.

edit: lol that filter

Yeah I'm going to voice myself here and say it's getting pretty fucking sad. I've had to unfollow a bunch of "detractors" because of seeing too many similarities of what has happened before with SoK. Certain Youtuber and the circle-jerk of twitter anti-DSP campaigners are starting to upset me more than Phil himself. It goes from them being on the outside observing Phil's action, to self-promoting themselves and their platforms and they are just as bland as Phil.

 

[Saigonara]

How the hell do detractors expect a major corporation like Twitch to respond to their tweets given that the staffs are busy tending to thousands upon thousands of streamers issues?

Why not just spare a few minutes googling Twitch staffs' contact information then contact one of them?

 

[thebonesauce]

Call me an a-log all you want, but I don’t follow the whole, “try to take him down with Twitter, make multiple reports on Twitch! Bring down Dave Bennett!” movement...

This whole ordeal just continually proves to me that life isn’t fair. Nurse have a shit job, have to clean feces and vomit and spend 2-3 hours a day documenting feces and vomit.

Even a nurse makes less than DSP. If a nurse would get in trouble at work that would probably be the end of not only their job, but possibly their career depending on the severity of the issue. I don’t know that I will ever understand why he continually gets away with the worst e-infractions he ever gets and why he gets shown blatant favoritism on a daily basis...

I’m simply trying to make a comparison of someone who has an actual job who works hard and has to deal with the wiles of a real job, while Dave just lays around on a couch and plays vidja games and whines and looks up guides and doesn’t entertain anyone... it’s just insane.

How the hell do they expect a major corporation to respond to their tweets given that the staffs are busy tending to thousands upon thousands of streamers problems?

Why not just spare a few minutes googling Twitch staffs' contact information then contact one of them?

If it’s anything like Google Adsense, their contact information doesn’t exist.

Edit: removed power leveling content. I forgot how against that stuff you guys are so I took it out.

 

[Heckler1]

People are looking at this thing in the short term, much like Phil does. Him getting DSP-Gayming back is interesting because now he has to choose between keeping KOgaming (which is growing slowly, but could eventually be some good money) or going back to his spam channel that no one besides die hard paypigs watch. Basically I'm expecting him to waste an opportunity for real growth in favor of a few more dollars now.

 

[harbinger]

Are God and Satan in a eternal war with eachother over Phil or something, everytime something should fuck him up royally God steps in a fixes it and whenever something good happens Satans like "No bitch" and makes it worse.

I'm starting to think Phyllis is the universe's proof there is no god.

 

[actually]

People are looking at this thing in the short term, much like Phil does. Him getting DSP-Gayming back is interesting because now he has to choose between keeping KOgaming (which is growing slowly, but could eventually be some good money) or going back to his spam channel that no one besides die hard paypigs watch. Basically I'm expecting him to waste an opportunity for real growth in favor of a few more dollars now.

He will absolutely go back to DSPGaming. Even at $1 CPM, he gets $1500 a month for doing literally nothing but having the channel sit there due to the absurd amount of videos he has. His statement about how his money on DSPGaming came from his old videos was one of the few times he's ever shown self-awareness b/c it was 100% correct. And now he's back on that passive money train.

 

[BrandNewDetractor]

Keep in mind that even though Phil has his channel back, that doesn’t mean that he’s saved yet. He’s still heavily reliant on a few paypigs that give him hundreds of dollars each month on twitch. Once those dry out, he’s basically done for. It’s only a matter of time.

 

[Freshtodeath]

LOL is he still doing a stream talking to youtube support? I was hyped for that.

edit: "I am talking in a very low voice cause my gf is sleeping" LMAO

 

[thebonesauce]

LOL is he still doing a stream talking to youtube support? I was hyped for that.

edit: "I am talking in a very low voice cause my gf is sleeping" LMAO

I might tune into that if he actually does it.

 

[Waveysauce]

I'm starting to think Phyllis is the universe's proof there is no god.

have you ever heard the story of a young jew named kyle who said the same thing when cartman won his amusement park?

 

[Draza]

have you ever heard the story of a young jew named kyle who said the same thing when cartman won his amusement park?

And what happened to Cartman at the end.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Are people still trying to get him to play Mnster Hunter World? The game comes out for PC tommorow and it’ll probably be the last time he can try and milk it for money until Capcom decides to release a newer version. It still surprises me that the moneygrubing little worm decided against trying to get skekels out of one of the most popular games to come out this year.

 

[harbinger]

have you ever heard the story of a young jew named kyle who said the same thing when cartman won his amusement park?

I can’t say that I am familiar with that particular story.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Well to nobody’s surprise dave is got the biggest dick today and saying he threatened YouTube/google like the big hot shot he is

Translation: I cried and begged more like a little girl on the playground until the poor fool that was dealing with me felt bad

 

[grump]

I'm starting to think Phyllis is the universe's proof there is no god.

His fortune throughout the years seems to show there is a God ...or Satan and they love gouty twitch streamers for some inexplicable reason.

I never used to take stuff like spiritual guardians or magic blessings seriously but Phil's consistently fabulous dumb luck verging on supernatural proportions in the face of overwhelming odds has me reconsidering my philosophical position.