DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[grump]

Phil overflowing with positivity and gratitude today...

 

[Haunter]

This is a slow burn over time.

The remarkable thing is that DSP TV should be a slow burn, given it's length, but it's not. It's a star that is forever collapsing on itself. Which leads me to this:

Every action has a reaction.

This is Newtonian Physics, which went out when Quantum Physics came in. The emergence of Quantum Physics in the 30's paralleled similar dynamic change throughout Western thought and social life. We are far beyond understanding the universe and humanity as forces acting on each other (though this continues since it's much easier to understand.)

To understand Phil, a prime example of mental illness in post-modernity, you have to forget the notion that this idiotic energy can exhaust itself, or demands reaction from other forces.

Especially after that time DSP mentioned his Twitch contact then the guys on twitter decided to find who it was, leak a bunch of info, accuse him of stuff, claimed he's secretly in cahoots with DSP and all these other shenanigans, and even try to report him on Twitch for abusing his position or whatever. Just cause Phil said he was a Twitch contact and the guy appeared once to check out a report.

Another remarkable thing (there are a lot of them when you talk about Phil): Hassan Bokhari showed up in the viewer list of Phil's stream (IIRC it was because he'd heard about a Bot whispering people). Someone screencapped this, spread it around, and people found out who he was.

If you Google "Hassan Bokhari", you'll see he actually has a reputation for being a dickhead. He is a prominent public figure. I don't think people "leaked" info about him. And while Phil did say he had a "special contact in Twitch" (likely his Partner Manager), it was only assumed by "Detractors" that it must be the guy that randomly showed up in Phil's stream.

Edit: removed power leveling content. I forgot how against that stuff you guys are so I took it out.

This is for you're own safety, dude. Dynastia got a temp-ban a while ago for randomly doxing people here, just cuz he felt like it.

I'm starting to think Phyllis is the universe's proof there is no god.

This here is one of those things were you know you need to examine the world around you, and human life down the eon's of history, and ask yourself if holding DSP up to this standard is really a wise thing to do.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I mentioned how ironic it was that Phil's detractors were the main ones helping him out (More than his fans)
This is even further proven by the fact that after they "help" him in anyway, he immediately tries to rile them up to get more "Help" (The begathons). In wrestling terms, Phil needs a heel to go along with his underdog face persona. So if you don't give him that, the nigga will just be a twitch jobber who no one cares about.

The thing with Dave is, that he always will find someone to give the heel part to.
If it ain't the detractors, he blames YT, the tax-man, "big" streamers, hell even the guy who checks on his fire detection.

A little whining is all it takes for his paypigs to open their wallets.

 

[NursezillaX]

I've always stayed away from the heavily, shall we call them 'active', detractor accounts. Even one's like TXT seem pretty try hard with not much entertainment value in return. I pretty much follow his antics here and watch Tevin, who at least provides something in return. It's a cool little 'service' to have a place where people can hang out and talk about a Dave stream without a banhammer being dropped, and there is very little drama. Plus, his commentary is funny as fuck, and I liked him as a streamer on his own. I don't watch his streams when he leaves them running because then it's just DSP which is intolerable. He also seems to be the one legit foil to Phil that we know just drives him insane.

These guys that are always scheming and trying to recruit people into some retarded army to take him down, I figure if you don't pay attention they'll stop, and there really IS no other option but ignoring them. They can be just as neurotic as DSP, so trying to talk sense to them is as useless a tactic as troll tipping Dave. I have never once, in about 3 years now of following DSP, even CONSIDERED whispering to someone who threw a quarter at DSP to try and 'show them the light' and send links of detractor vids, etc. That behavior / impulse blows my mind equal to some of the very most exceptional things I've witnessed DSP do himself.

 

[grump]

I mentioned how ironic it was that Phil's detractors were the main ones helping him out (More than his fans)
This is even further proven by the fact that after they "help" him in anyway, he immediately tries to rile them up to get more "Help" (The begathons). In wrestling terms, Phil needs a heel to go along with his underdog face persona. So if you don't give him that, the nigga will just be a twitch jobber who no one cares about.

Phil often says that his detractors need him. I agree to a certain extent. But its only a half truth. Its actually a symbiotic relationship. The detractors 'need' phil to varying extent, without him some will lose everything from an easily replaced source of entertainment to a very select few a chunk of their livelihood. But Phil also needs his detractors...without detractors and drama to keep him relevant he's fucked. And I think he realizes that if only subconsciously.

 

[Rare Drop]

The thing with Dave is, that he always will find someone to give the heel part to.
If it ain't the detractors, he blames YT, the tax-man, "big" streamers, hell even the guy who checks on his fire detection.

A little whining is all it takes for his paypigs to open their wallets.

Then within a month he or someone else bans a regular because of paranoia. As people have said, people need to realize Phil digs most of his bigger graves. Almost every Post-SoK scandal has been something a little outrageous that wasn't manufactured by some detractor trying to get even. Personally, I'm just waiting for him to show his ass right as things seem golden, like what happened near the start of the year. Pigroach luck is strong- DSP cycle of getting kicked backed down (Or lower) is stronger.

 

[JamFlowMan]

You guys are heavily overreacting about the whole situation. Its not some form of supernatural luck that helps him, it is the fact that he is......profitable.

Strange, I know, but DSP is actually very good for twtich. His special fanbase keeps cheering and donating subs and we all know who takes their cut. Since there is no end in sight for the subs and cheers(in fact they keep increasing) there is no point to cut him loose. Of course they'll protect him, especially considering the opposition is a bunch of desperate guys who range from having no following to barely having one.

So no, DSP is fairly secured as far as twitch goes unless he does something extremely stupid again(a matter of time).

Youtube is a bit more finicky but I am sure they profit from him and his channel in some way. In a way which makes deleting DSPgaming not good for business.

So, real talk, if you are providing something you do get benefits in return.

People need to remember Twitch only slaps him on the wrist when he did something that could effect them. They don't care he called someone a fag, but talking about bits like they are actual money is a big deal. You're also right he has some protection, and others are right that some of the stuff isn't fair, but that goes for anything in life. The squeaky wheel gets the grease and it is a safe bet Phil has been squealing as loud as he can to anyone and everyone these past two weeks until he got his way.

Too many people are emotionally invested in causing his downfall when nobody has ever gotten Phil in trouble besides himself. Phil fucked up and got suspended on Twitch, Phil fucked up and caused this adsense debacle, and whatever happens next will be Phil's fault too. He is a lolcow, just laugh at him.

 

[BrunoMattei]

SecretLife still going at it:

 

[Xenomorph]

SecretLife still going at it:

He really needs to stop. Holy shit, just stop. Take your L and move on from it.I liked his year-end countdown videos but this is too much.

 

[actually]

I mentioned how ironic it was that Phil's detractors were the main ones helping him out (More than his fans)
This is even further proven by the fact that after they "help" him in anyway, he immediately tries to rile them up to get more "Help" (The begathons). In wrestling terms, Phil needs a heel to go along with his underdog face persona. So if you don't give him that, the nigga will just be a twitch jobber who no one cares about.

Along the same lines, people need to stop the troll cheering and tipping. Phil knows he can't 100% flip out, so even if he gets pissy, it's just to make a big production of banning DUH TROLLZ. And b/c he (and his fanboys) are fairly up to date on the latest meme attempts, most of the time, he realizes what's happening and just bans right away. So dipshits are just feeding him money with no return, which, in my opinion, makes you dumber than his fans, since they at least like what they're watching.

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

I guess if it’s any consolation, legit cheers are ignored by Dave most of the time. He just goes “I don’t know what that means so it must be a troll.” Because he never widens his scope of the world past his laptop screen, he doesn’t understand half the references people make. The man doesn’t even understand when people quote song lyrics because he’s the only person on the planet who doesn’t listen to music.

 

[harbinger]

This here is one of those things were you know you need to examine the world around you, and human life down the eon's of history, and ask yourself if holding DSP up to this standard is really a wise thing to do.

Don’t take anything I say on here too seriously. I just come here to shitpost and laugh at this gout-ridden motherfucker as he buries himself deeper and deeper into his own personal hell.

 

[WuFanMan]

Who the hell is she going to appeal to? Bronies?

There's fetish porn for everything. I'm sure there's people who want to pay for a girl with half eyebrows.

How exactly is, “I would have pimp slapped the shit outta that kid,” taken out of context? Or where he referred to bits as currency? Or when he put that kid who said he was depressed on the spot and proceeded to taunt him on stream? Did we watch the same video?

One of the most current re-tellings of this story about the kid is he said "All I said was that this kids parents really need to discipline him, maybe hitting him and my detractors all just jump on me. It's ridicolous."

If he can get his fans to buy his PR nothing matters. And his fans eat it up so easily.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

One of the most current re-tellings of this story about the kid is he said "All I said was that this kids parents really need to discipline him, maybe hitting him and my detractors all just jump on me. It's ridicolous."

If he can get his fans to buy his PR nothing matters. And his fans eat it up so easily.

Also sorry for the double post, new here.

lmao... I wonder if he actually believes this stuff or he really thinks that he can get lie about something from the internet. I wish I could talk to Phil one on one for like an hour to see if he actually believes the shit he shovels to his viewers who were present when it happened.

 

[Haunter]

2 random minutes with DSP: Pre-Stream

Pre-Stream only last 25 minutes because he has to rush through 2 games

Terrible news! Phil's bank account is overdrawn! So remember to tip him.

Phil will probably never deal with a MCN again. Youtube's restructuring of Partnership companies has drastically altered the way they work "for the little guy", and opened the door for "scam companies." "I dealt with one last year," Phil says. The Laveria fiasco was revealed to be a scam be the SOK, IIRC. Is this introduction of new DSP canon, admitting that it was a scam?

The fanart shown on Pre-Stream continues to look suspiciously trollish. This new additon, for example, %100 looks like a police sketch of a suspected rapist

Don’t take anything I say on here too seriously. I just come here to shitpost and laugh at this gout-ridden motherfucker as he buries himself deeper and deeper into his own personal hell.

Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to attack you personally or anything. It was more about the general sentiment that had been repeated for a hand full of pages. I could have quoted them all, but my post was too long already

 

[NursezillaX]

Goddamn I love it when Dave fucks up and admits how much he sucks ass! 14:12 'Now that the videos are longer, people can come to DSP Gaming and say FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 'Phil has listened to the fans and changed for the better, now I can subscribe without my inbox being flooded''.

MY DOOD. You've been doing this for 10 FUCKING YEARS and, in your own words, it took until NOW for someone to be able to acknowledge that you took construction feedback???

I don't know, maybe I'm making too much of it, but this seems like a REALLY big gaffe / self-own...

https://youtu.be/Fy5YUv5RGoI

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

Goddamn I love it when Dave fucks up and admits how much he sucks ass! 14:12 'Now that the videos are longer, people can come to DSP Gaming and say FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 'Phil has listened to the fans and changed for the better, now I can subscribe without my inbox being flooded''.

MY DOOD. You've been doing this for 10 FUCKING YEARS and, in your own words, it took until NOW for someone to be able to acknowledge that you took construction feedback???

I don't know, maybe I'm making too much of it, but this seems like a REALLY big gaffe / self-own...

https://youtu.be/Fy5YUv5RGoI

It really just shows how painfully unaware Phil is about pretty much everything. He’ll admit to not doing these things that would benefit his fans after doing said thing for the fans years down the road. And just to top it all off, he jerks himself off about how he listens to his viewers and changes with what they want.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Sorry for the fftopic::autism:
Dave Foley (light hair) is the neghole pozzing Detractors. Kevin McDonald (dark hair) is DSP. Mark McKinney (white haired boss) is Twitch staff.

 

[Regency_Locket53]

Dunno if this has been discussed yet, but he's returning to Persona 3's final boss. That's right, that 1250 dollar playthrough is finally finishing after 2 years!

 

[Destro1986]

From my perspective, it doesn't matter how much money he gets or who he gets it from. I've never given him a penny and I don't understand why someone would, but confusion is the main emotion I get from it. If Phil is around another 30 years I would be surprised but I wouldn't be angry about it. I do agree that if someone wants him to go away or go bankrupt, then giving him money to talk shit to him is ridiculous.


I actually made a game plan for Phil that would be pretty lucrative, at least for a little bit.
1. Unban everyone
2.Make two seperate tip leaderboards, one for fans and one for detractors
3.Read every single tip message out loud
4. Don't ban ANYONE, just give couple minute time outs and let them come back.

I feel like the effects for this would be two fold. On one hand, the detractors will get their kicks getting Phil to say stupid stuff or whatever, and on the other, Phil gets more money, more viewers and more pity from fans watching him get abused. Hell people may even donate to knock the detractors off of the boards. This would require thick skin though (which Phil is obviously lacking) but even if he doesn't make more money he will be higher on the Twitch list because of inflated views. Why would someone go to a mirror stream when they can talk shit about Phil to his face. The reason Tevin's restreams do so well is because most of those people can't even view Phil's stream while logged in to their accounts.

Do you know how much money he could make if every time a detractor got him to say some shit he used his new official catchphrase?

"THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMY"

rake it in hand over fist.

I've said since I found Dave if he let his detractors pay to play him in SF games he'd make easy cash money.