Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Strawberry Swirl said:
Did anyone catch that Insta story she posted a few days ago where she was arguing about the junk food outside the cart, and Becky mentions there was something lemon flavored in the pile and she "doesn't like lemon flavored things" ....was this not the bitch that was literally sucking on lemons
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I mean, she also hates banana but eats them like dick. She says she's allergic to eggs and that's her breakfast every morning. She doesn't like bacon but eats pre-cooked bacon all the time. Amber doesn't like food, period. This is why she cooks vulgar slop and only orders double servings of Cheesecake Factory orange chicken every time she goes. Amber just likes to feel stomach-stretching fullness, she doesn't care how she gets it and she can hate the taste of lemon cakes the whole time she's shoveling them down her gullet, they're just a means to an end.
 
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Toxoplasmosis said:
It's so funny to me that only a few months ago, she claimed to love walking and she took 8,000 steps a day. Now she uses a scooter because it's hard to walk and "a doctor" told her not to exercise. (I guess that scary jiggling she called dancing wasn't exercise.)
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Many wonder if there really is a doctor or the doctor really said not to exercise or walk. In case all that is true it's been suggested maybe AL has some joint issues or her knees are worn out. That would then mean she isn't as 100% healthy as the doctor originally said since a healthy person with working legs should be able to do atleast light walking exercise. So this could just go in circles as some of AL's lies do.

Strawberry Swirl said:
Did anyone catch that Insta story she posted a few days ago where she was arguing about the junk food outside the cart, and Becky mentions there was something lemon flavored in the pile and she "doesn't like lemon flavored things" ....was this not the bitch that was literally sucking on lemons
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Was this posted here? I didn't see any lemon flavored things outside the cart- were they lemon flavored honey buns? When Becky starts lying like AL does it makes me thinks she doesn't plan to break up anytime soon like people suggest.

Verbatim Goalz Gorl said:
How do you guys think she cuts her toenails? Does Becky do it? Or are they talons at this point, which is why she doesn’t like showing her feet?
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She has shown her feet. She bought some ugly slippers at Walmart and showed them off one video...her toenails are talons at this point.

Tammy said:
Speculating about Amberlynn learning how to garden so she can have fresh vegetables is the most :autism: thing I've ever seen.
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Maybe she can start small.. like an herb garden with basil and marjoram.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
I doubt she has a will.

Would her family get the money in that case? How would that work, since she doesn't seem to have a bank account? I think the money is kept in Neckys account, so she would just keep the money I guess.
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AL only has two valuable assets; her car and her bank account. Since she has no will and assuming the car is in her name (she always calls it her car so I assume that's the case?) it would pass to her parents and if she somehow outlived her parents, to her non-adopted siblings. Same for her macbook and the mountain of Walmart garbage she'll leave upon her death. Assuming she shares an account with Becks, I think the bank account would probably go to Becks. Bank accounts usually can be passed non-probate anyways and if you hold a bank account with another person, it usually passes to them automatically on your death. I'm not familiar with KY probate law though so I could be totally wrong about this.

Also, Becks and AL don't even have a CL marriage since they aren't co-habitating with the intent to be married and aren't holding themselves out as a married couple. So Becks has none of the spousal privileges that might arise when AL starts circling the drain. These two should honestly consult an attorney and start sorting this shit out since Becks has made herself dependent on AL and AL might die in the next five years. *sigh*
 
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Strawberry Swirl said:
Did anyone catch that Insta story she posted a few days ago where she was arguing about the junk food outside the cart, and Becky mentions there was something lemon flavored in the pile and she "doesn't like lemon flavored things" ....was this not the bitch that was literally sucking on lemons
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Becky better commandeer one of Al's unused journals to start keeping track of the lahhhs because it sounds like she's gotten herself fully woven in Amber's tangled web and she's definitely going to get tripped up as she's a pretty simple gal.

This is the same girl who, in justifying the dirty underwear FB post, became very animated as she spoke about uncovering the lies of her last girlfriend. Now here we are where she's knowingly covering up for Al's lies.
She may snap at some point, but she's fully invested in riding (or chauffering?) this gravy train out.
I have very little sympathy left for her, but for her sake I hope she doesn't end up friendless and immobile by the time she finally decides it's not worth it. Eric, Rickie, and Eric's hair (the 5th roommate) are definitely going to tap out soon.
 
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Dainty Queen said:
This is the greatest fatspo/ reverse thinspo one could ever hope for. I was already skinny but gained weight from muh binge monster. Thanks to our gorl, I got to 100 pounds. She's about to be 6 of me.

I find her body as gross as the next person but why is it always rated Islamic content? I love the screenshots and gifs of her arms as wide as four thighs squished together and her FUPA that falls down to her lymphedema legs
... don't even get me started on that thing she calls a butt. I live for the gifs of her jiggling around dancing, trying to be cute when it is lidderully impossible, eating her cheesecake factory orange chicken, and being out of breath from sitting down.

Thanks gif-makers and screenshot-takers. You're all winners in my book!
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Is there a reason you're randomly rating people as powerlevel or are you really just that dumb?
 
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Dainty Queen said:
This is the greatest fatspo/ reverse thinspo one could ever hope for. I was already skinny but gained weight from muh binge monster. Thanks to our gorl, I got to 100 pounds. She's about to be 6 of me.

I find her body as gross as the next person but why is it always rated Islamic content?
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lurk the fuck more you fat cunt
 
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She told the "Twinkie Stoor has PTSD" story again and said that she wasn't home with her animals during the 'tornado' because she was at work 45 minutes away taking care of 50-60 patients. I'm not sure where to even begin with that lie but she was pretty quick to get off of YouNow as soon as she told her story so people couldn't call her on her bullshit :story:
 
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