Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FitBitch]

Amber, sweetie, that's not an answer to that question.

 

[Rokko]

"Becky and I are dying laughing at that" yeah a bag of chips next to a trolley is hysterically funny. She always behaves like this when she's cornered with a lah. A simple "those weren't ours" would have probably swayed detractors, but instead it's "oh my god im literally dying im dead its so insane that you would think a 530lb woman would eat potato chips lmfao"

Just imagine being so boring that you are "dying laughing at that"...

 

[Twinkie]

As if Becky is "dying laughing" at anything with her crippling depression

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

That junk food wasn't for Hamber, you goise. It was an offering to ward off the Binge Monster.

 

[Make Believe]

Anyone knows the birthdays of amberlynn, becky, eric, ricky, krystle, destiny and dana?

 

[Long time lurker]

Amazing that these hillbillies are obsessed with the internet and showing every inane detail of their lives on social media, but can't be assed to google what marjoram is.

They go to Walmart every fucking day. They could have found those spices there with very little effort.

I cannot believe it. In her newest video she has a "new start" once again, ate healthy breakfast and.... failed within the same day.

She made it longer than in the one video (I think from the same week) where she tells the audience what she'll do in the first half and back pedals on the second half.

 

[bananaliqueurlips]

Or they could just use Hooktube like everyone else suggests.

Yeah, I'm on that now.

ps. Twinkie needs to be exorcised I think there's a demon trapped inside. Ouija board theory??

 

[ADHD]

Amber's latest tweets:

 

[Long time lurker]

AL was up early hadn't gone to bed yet answering Instagram questions

FTFY

 

[MeLikeyLurkey]

We should have a party for our Gorl when she hits 550 elbees.

Won't be long, who's good with short-term party planning?

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber's latest tweets:
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I don't really give a shit what she spends her money on, but it is amazing to me that she'll brag about spending so much money on an app when she can't be bothered to buy a seatbelt extender, a bra from this decade or a pair of pants without holes.
Or more importantly, to fucking take Twinkie to the vets to get that lump checked out.

 

[Tastes Like Power]

"Becky and I are dying laughing at that" yeah a bag of chips next to a trolley is hysterically funny. She always behaves like this when she's cornered with a lah. A simple "those weren't ours" would have probably swayed detractors, but instead it's "oh my god im literally dying im dead its so insane that you would think a 530lb woman would eat potato chips lmfao"

It's "deny till you die" - except literally in AL's case.

 

[A Owl]

 

[Lapis]

I mean, she's already dying. So everytime she laughs she would be "dying laughing".

 

[Xenomorph]

Yeah, I'm on that now.
ps. Twinkie needs to be exorcised I think there's a demon trapped inside. Ouija board theory??

She needs to be rescued

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Won't be long, who's good with short-term party planning?

None of us. This is KF, none of us are any good at anything!

 

[JerkyPirate]

This tweet reminds me of AL so much.

 

[Strine]

I used to lurk here and finally made an account after reading all 940 pages of this thread. You are all doing the Lord's work here.

What weight do you guys believe AL will choose as her "cap" weight? For example, she used to say she wasn't 500 pounds only 497.7. I don't believe she would admit to being 550 pounds. Despite already looking to be there.

She has never lost any weight except through illness or being denied food by other people. Her "cap" weight will be whatever she weighs when her heart explodes in her 30s. After that she'll probably slim down. Her will will be made out to Destiny and Becky will have to find a new Jabba to her Leia.

 

[A Owl]

we know ol Hamber's love for socks

I'm fairly sure the other type of sock is but a distant memory...

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Tfw when you're so fat you can't get your Device for Fat People between your legs.

This is Becky's future. A Device for Fat Gooorlfrens.