Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lapis]

I used to lurk here and finally made an account after reading all 940 pages of this thread. You are all doing the Lord's work here.

What weight do you guys believe AL will choose as her "cap" weight? For example, she used to say she wasn't 500 pounds only 497.7. I don't believe she would admit to being 550 pounds. Despite already looking to be there.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Unfortunately, if we celebrated every time our gorl hit a milestone on the roads to Blobsville, we'd all be knocking on Doc. N's door

 

[creature]

I honestly feel very sad for her, but then Michael Lawrence or Zachary Michael upload their reactions videos and I take it back

 

[classtrash]

Yes I explicitly remember those tweets about her being bipolar. Plus like stupid jokes about like “omg do I want chicken or steak for dinner lulz I’m so bipolar”. And also her mom being bipolar and how it runs in her family. As well as the beetus running in her family and how people saying she has it is offensive. Because pointing out legit symptoms that she has, including the fucking biggest one, acanthosis nigricans, is “offensive.”

I had it saved before she decided to go private. She's retarded.

 

[FrazzleCakes]

How annoying must it be for AL to be filming that as well.
What really got me was the 5 ads on the video. If I watch the videos uploaded here it won't give her money right?? Cuz I'm here for the trainwreck I just don't want to be enabling it.

Watch it on hooktube and AL won't get any benefits from it!

 

[Recent Lurker]

Watch it on hooktube and AL won't get any benefits from it!

Call me fucked up but im fine with giving her ad money cause that means she can continue to indulge in her junk and the trainwreck will still keep on rolling.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amberlynn is the qween of self-diagnoses. I mean, what else is there to do when you sit at home all day writing lists of things you'll never do? This gorl has claimed to have everything under the sun BUT the things she really does have. Like beetus, high blood pressure, chronic lahhhing and a severe case of the dumb.
Like @Tiny Clanger said: She is extra as fuck but she thinks that's a "good" thing. It's not, she is a walking lumbering clown.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Call me fucked up but im fine with giving her ad money cause that means she can continue to indulge in her junk and the trainwreck will still keep on rolling.

Same. I feel like if someone is literally eating themselves to death for my entertainment I can help buy a round of Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I had it saved before she decided to go private. She's exceptional.

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She lies about the stupidest things!

 

[Xenomorph]

She lies about the stupidest things!

Shes a child, something that you learn once you get to 7th grade. She will lie even when it's clear to everyone what the truth is. She will keep lying. A lot of cows here have that issue.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@xenomorph It's actually incredible that, in creating this caricature of a person, she's managed to copy just about every annoying stereotype there is. It takes a special level of dumbth to pick all those loud, obnoxious and OTT character traits then wonder why everyone think you're loud, obnoxious and OTT. Whodathunk?

Her latest seems to be bawling "honey boo" all the time. Because who else in the whole US could she emulate other than that bunch of redneck bottom-feeders? Moron.

 

[EH 110]

"Is being Bipolar genetic? I am Bipolar. I was diagnosed as Bioplar when I was young. Am I Bipolar? It runs in the family, so I probably am."

Good Lord, Amber! You're an uneducated hypochondriac hillbilly. I believe that runs in your family.

 

[Kukkamaaria]

I cannot believe it. In her newest video she has a "new start" once again, ate healthy breakfast and.... failed within the same day. I understand that diet and life style changes can be hard to keep for days, weeks and not to mention years, but I don't think our gorl has managed to diet longer than 8 hours and that's when she had 10 hours of sleep.
She is doomed unless she either checks into a hospital or starts intensive therapy.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Checked my Instagram this morning and saw AL was up early answering Instagram questions:

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

I cannot believe it. In her newest video she has a "new start" once again, ate healthy breakfast and.... failed within the same day. I understand that diet and life style changes can be hard to keep for days, weeks and not to mention years, but I don't think our gorl has managed to diet longer than 8 hours and that's when she had 10 hours of sleep.
She is doomed unless she either checks into a hospital or starts intensive therapy.

You can't believe it? This is her schtick. Little fun fact: AL lives for the hate, because at the end of the day it's still attention and a quarter-ton skank takes whatever she can get. Look at Necky for chrissakes.

 

[Kukkamaaria]

You can't believe it? This is her schtick. Little fun fact: AL lives for the hate, because at the end of the day it's still attention and a quarter-ton skank takes whatever she can get. Look at Necky for chrissakes.

Well of course I can believe it since this is what she always does. I did think she could do it for 24 hours, but I guess I'm giving her way too much credit.

 

[EH 110]

Give it a rest, Amber. Becky is almost 300 pounds and you're well over 500. You talk about how much you hate bananas, but you still eat them. You say you're allergic to eggs, but you eat them almost daily. I have no trouble believing you would scarf down a bag of Sun Chips in a heartbeat.

 

[Xenomorph]

Checked my Instagram this morning and saw AL was up early answering Instagram questions:

But I bet you would LOVE those Tastycakes.

 

[Strine]

Give it a rest, Amber. Becky is almost 300 pounds and you're well over 500. You talk about how much you hate bananas, but you still eat them. You say you're allergic to eggs, but you eat them almost daily. I have no trouble believing you would scarf down a bag of Sun Chips in a heartbeat.

"Becky and I are dying laughing at that" yeah a bag of chips next to a trolley is hysterically funny. She always behaves like this when she's cornered with a lah. A simple "those weren't ours" would have probably swayed detractors, but instead it's "oh my god im literally dying im dead its so insane that you would think a 530lb woman would eat potato chips lmfao"

 

[EH 110]

"Becky and I are dying laughing at that" yeah a bag of chips next to a trolley is hysterically funny. She always behaves like this when she's cornered with a lah. A simple "those weren't ours" would have probably swayed detractors, but instead it's "oh my god im literally dying im dead its so insane that you would think a 530lb woman would eat potato chips lmfao"

Her over-the-top reactions are beyond stupid.

You sure are hilarious, Amber. Wahh would we think two gorls who weigh about 800 pounds together would eat that brand of chips? So fucking funny!!!! You should take that act on the road. Does The Cheesecake Factory have a stage?