Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

She also left out dana and destiny, there's no reason to do that unless you're salty, amber

 

[literally low-key]

In the description on her fan page: Started watching Amber since 2015. Sounds like an Amberism to me.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

No one is holding their breath on this. For a household where 75% of the occupants do nothing all day, it sure seems hard to fit in responsibilities. Most people in Amber's situation would call the doctor's office and ask for the next available appointment. It's not like she has to ask for time off from the Gods at YouTube and Becky doesn't work, so her chauffeur is always there. But no, give a non-committal, vague answer so your ass patters think you will but seasoned followers will know better.

 

[literally low-key]

She said on snapchat that she was really offended to be called manic. Out of all of the things she is called, manic is the one that really bothers her. She said we are SELF-DIAGNOSING her. You can only do that to yourself. That is why they call it SELF-diagnosis you dumb ass.

 

[pickleniggo]

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With drug addict parents, she should know better than to play dumb with an answer like this.

I'm really confused by this. Weren't both Becky and Amber smoking at Rafe's last year? Am I dreaming that? Then suddenly Becky on likes the "look" of pot leaf decor and tee shirts and Amber totally doesn't even like medical drugs y'all. She'd never touch the stuff.

 

[Hot Cheeto Gorl]

I'm really confused by this. Weren't both Becky and Amber smoking at Rafe's last year? Am I dreaming that? Then suddenly Becky on likes the "look" of pot leaf decor and tee shirts and Amber totally doesn't even like medical drugs y'all. She'd never touch the stuff.

I remember when they first started dating Amber snapchatted a picture and they were in a weed shop I believe. But sure Jan, you and Becky totes don't smoke.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

You should get ad block.

Or they could just use Hooktube like everyone else suggests.

 

[sis no]

She said on snapchat that she was really offended to be called manic. Out of all of the things she is called, manic is the one that really bothers her. She said we are SELF-DIAGNOSING her. You can only do that to yourself. That is why they call it SELF-diagnosis you dumb ass.

Wasn’t she the one to claim to have bipolar disorder? Like I’m 100% sure she made multiple tweets about it. How are WE the ones “self-diagnosing” her?

 

[Xenomorph]

I remember when they first started dating Amber snapchatted a picture and they were in a weed shop I believe. But sure Jan, you and Becky totes don't smoke.

Becky and Eric and I am sure Rickie on occasion partake in smoking up. Plenty of times Becky looks baked and she dresses like a typical stoner. If anything, AL probably loves it when Necky goes to smoke up because she will get hungry and boom AL can get her binge foods.

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

In today's video, Eric made some 'spiced chickpeas' or whatever, but instead of using marjoram like the recipe called for, he uses margarine (because Becky told him that marjoram (a spice, mind you) was 'old lady' speak for margarine, christ) and garlic salt in place of allspice.

absolutely exceptional

oooh, and amber shows up in the last minute of his vlog and they just completely ignore each other. the gays have had it with her shit, lol

EDIT: i'm apparently a hick too because i spelled marjoram wrong. whoops!

 

[Hrothgar]

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Her new protected Twitter has only ass patters, as to be expected. Bland.

We're not telling her to die. We're telling her that she's going to die.

 

[Twinkie]

In today's video, Eric made some 'spiced chickpeas' or whatever, but instead of using majoram like the recipe called for, he uses margarine (because Becky told him that majoram (a spice, mind you) was 'old lady' speak for margarine, christ) and garlic salt in place of allspice.

I literally Laughed Out Loud

These fucking hicks

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

We should have a party for our Gorl when she hits 550 elbees.

 

[DaintyHole]

We should have a party for our Gorl when she hits 550 elbees.

I think she's already there, or close to it. Her feet weren't fully on the scale in the weigh in (hanging off the sides). Could be unintentional as I doubt she can bring her legs any closer together, or it could be intentional since that's just how she rolls when doing these weigh ins. Plus she was by a wall and some shelves that she could have possibly been leaning on just slightly.

 

[angelicbitch]

Wow, she's just a big joke at this point. The only area you're growing in is your size, Amber.

 

[AmbazFetidTaint]

If Big Amb is cast on My 600 Lb Life, will she show them how she bathes for the extra money TLC pays? It's a Catch-22 with her, she swims in long pants because she's self-conscious of her lymphedema but she loves getting paid to be morbidly obese. I personally think we'll be seeing her pixelated sloppy floppers.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

In today's video, Eric made some 'spiced chickpeas' or whatever, but instead of using majoram like the recipe called for, he uses margarine (because Becky told him that majoram (a spice, mind you) was 'old lady' speak for margarine, christ) and garlic salt in place of allspice.

absolutely exceptional

oooh, and amber shows up in the last minute of his vlog and they just completely ignore each other. the gays have had it with her shit, lol

Amazing that these hillbillies are obsessed with the internet and showing every inane detail of their lives on social media, but can't be assed to google what marjoram is.

 

[CindyChafe]

Wasn’t she the one to claim to have bipolar disorder? Like I’m 100% sure she made multiple tweets about it. How are WE the ones “self-diagnosing” her?

Yes I explicitly remember those tweets about her being bipolar. Plus like stupid jokes about like “omg do I want chicken or steak for dinner lulz I’m so bipolar”. And also her mom being bipolar and how it runs in her family. As well as the beetus running in her family and how people saying she has it is offensive. Because pointing out legit symptoms that she has, including the fucking biggest one, acanthosis nigricans, is “offensive.”

And yet I was doubting my own memory. She’s so fucking good at gaslighting. It’s eerie. I felt the tiniest twinge of sympathy towards Becky but then I remembered she made this mattress on the floor without sheets and she’s happy to lie in it.

Also AL bragging about how excited she is to reach 100k subs. Can’t temember if it was Snapchat or a vlog but slow your roll gorl. You may not live that long.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

THE BINGE MONSTER IS REAL, Y'ORL

We lost contact with our man on the ground, so traced him to the last known point. All we found was the remains of his shattered camera with orange sauce all over it and our boffins managed to retrieve the last image before the inevitable. So, in the name of science, we bring you

It's green. Guess we know what the cavernous cleavage is for now, too. It's the zip.

I love that Eric is using our gorl as clickbait, then she's in for a milisecond at the end. There has to be some deep meaning behind the clueless trying to make bank off the pointless.

 

[Turd Blossom]

We should have a party for our Gorl when she hits 550 elbees.

We should ask The Cheesecake Factory if they can make a 3-tiered Orange Chicken cake for the special occasion!