Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tugboat Captain]

It's like he's role playing as a character in a cyberpunk novel.

Written by L. Ron Hubbard, somewhere in the sixties.

 

[The Nameless One]

Chris went on some weird rant about a fan drawing that starts here: https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1028678127281754113

And then it results in him tweeting at that Marvel author again and getting a response:

Spoiler

https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1028684392875655168
https://tweetsave.com/seananmcguire/status/1028685223263756288

 

[Tugboat Captain]

I cannot even.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris went on some weird rant about a fan drawing that starts here: https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1028678127281754113

And then it results in him tweeting at that Marvel author again and getting a response:

Spoiler

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https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1028684392875655168
https://tweetsave.com/seananmcguire/status/1028685223263756288

You should hang your head in shame, Chris. Now Sean won't share that vagina/do k you're waiting to enjoy through psychic link.
Love how this girl basically blasts through Chris' delusions, yet Chris basically is like "Gee, I'm sorry, but I am still going to copt your imagination into my delusions anyway."

 

[Coconut Gun]

Chris went on some weird rant about a fan drawing that starts here: https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1028678127281754113

And then it results in him tweeting at that Marvel author again and getting a response:

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https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1028684392875655168
https://tweetsave.com/seananmcguire/status/1028685223263756288

"Please don't drag me into this."

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Lol I like Chris’s condescending response.

 

[Done]

Chris went on some weird rant about a fan drawing that starts here: https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1028678127281754113

And then it results in him tweeting at that Marvel author again and getting a response:

Spoiler

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https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1028684392875655168
https://tweetsave.com/seananmcguire/status/1028685223263756288

I always love it when Chris randomly spergs at some Twitter bystander. The results are always magical.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"Ride the dizzy" sounds like an invitation to mount his bent duck.

EDIT: "I know you said the Marvel Multiverse isn't real, but as you & every artist know, you can still go there. "

Goddammit, Chris.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris is so desperate to find someone else that thinks like him, someone else who thinks there is a "sister dimension".
I bet deep down he secretly misses Idea Guy for this reason - Idea Guy was the only person who played into these delusions.
From my understanding, Null has asked everybody that speaks to Chris to not acknowledge anything he says about "sister dimensions" and "mind linkings". I think even @The Captain who originally went along with it at first, isn't doing it anymore.
So that's left Chris with nobody to feed his delusions.
So now he's just desperately searching for anyone else to say "oh yeah, sister dimensions, CWCville is real, I have proof!" which is why he brings it up to everybody he tweets at.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Chris went on some weird rant about a fan drawing that starts here: https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1028678127281754113

And then it results in him tweeting at that Marvel author again and getting a response:

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https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1028684392875655168
https://tweetsave.com/seananmcguire/status/1028685223263756288

This is some especially weird shit, because when SNT first put out that redesign video (which is pretty damn cool), Chris went on a rant about how the designs WERE NOT CANON, SONICHU WILL NOT CHANGE!! Makes you wonder what convinced him to include some lowly pleb's work in his grand masterpiece . Also, do we know who Sabrina is?

 

[Silver Octopus]

I can top that, my useless superpower is the ability I have to blackout after I drink and masterbate in the kitchen while I shit on the floor.
It's pretty useless super power, won't help me fight crime at all!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is some especially weird shit, because when SNT first put out that redesign video (which is pretty damn cool), Chris went on a rant about how the designs WERE NOT CANON, SONICHU WILL NOT CHANGE!! Makes you wonder what convinced him to include some lowly pleb's work in his grand masterpiece . Also, do we know who Sabrina is?

His train of thought was lost while typing up a tweet? wtf

 

[Tugboat Captain]

I always love it when Chris randomly spergs at some Twitter bystander. The results are always magical.

Exactly. It's like quoting from "Battlefield Earth" or "Atlas Shrugged" in a crowded mall while masturbating vigorously.

 

[White bubblegum]

I always love it when Chris randomly spergs at some Twitter bystander. The results are always magical.

It's even funnier when they respond with something like "uh.. no".

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Exactly. It's like quoting from "Battlefield Earth" or "Atlas Shrugged" in a populated mall while masturbating vigorously.

I'm always conflicted. It's funny as shit, sure. But just like the rando that the crazy homeless dude runs up to and jizzes on, these people are just trying to enjoy their time on twitter when the tsunami of autism crashes down out of nowhere. I'll see retards spamming people on twitter about Chris months after he mentions them, and it's hard not to feel bad for them.

 

[White bubblegum]

I'm always conflicted. It's funny as shit, sure. But just like the rando that the crazy homeless dude runs up to and jizzes on, these people are just trying to enjoy their time on twitter when the tsunami of autism crashes down out of nowhere. I'll see exceptional individuals spamming people on twitter about Chris months after he mentions them, and it's hard not to feel bad for them.

I feel bad for the non-spergy professionals. It's like when the sped kid at school tries to be your friend because you both like Pokemon.

 

[Tugboat Captain]

It's like when the sped kid at school tries to be your friend because you both like Pokemon.

Granted. But it's quite a game changer if one of the kids is in his mid-thirties.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Granted. But it's quite a game changer if one of the kids is in his late thirties.

Ftfy <3

 

[Marvin]

If only Chris could forcefully see a psychologist and get the care he needs.... Imagine if the person who evaluated him years ago re evaluated him. It'd be classic as hell to see the report.

He's seeing a shrink. He's seen shrinks before. None of them give a shit.

Chris has gone full-on Jack Chick with the sister dimension stuff. It's almost as if he's craving external validation to confirm his fantasy.

He really is.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm always conflicted. It's funny as shit, sure. But just like the rando that the crazy homeless dude runs up to and jizzes on, these people are just trying to enjoy their time on twitter when the tsunami of autism crashes down out of nowhere. I'll see exceptional individuals spamming people on twitter about Chris months after he mentions them, and it's hard not to feel bad for them.

The cringiest is when they are besieged by idiots "warning" them about Chris after they already obviously realized he's a tard and told him to go back to his home on Tard Island. Which is to say, the cringiest is when they're Hirtes.