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I imagine they're the forms he takes when he enters their respective dimensions. Nightstar is him, she doesn't exist unless he's in ponyville because she is his pony self. Same with Chris Chan Sonichu and the CPU thingies.
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I nominate “Ride the Dizzy” for new inclusion in the Cwctionary.
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Reminds me of 'How about you take a spin on the color wheel, and get dizzy in the spiralling rainbow?' from the chat that also brought us 'Blinded by poo light'.
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Man, that shit keeps me up nights, too!
So cool . . .
Floor shitting indeed!
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Silver Octopus
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Chris forgot to add his best form to that flowchart.
Chris is claiming not to be fat, but here is a reminder of the time he was shouting about how fat he is and how Jessica Quinn was missing out on his blubber:
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The MLP version of blarms... Chris thinks he has the power to command Hasbro to keep the current style of MLP.
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Please, Heed Our Warning Hasbro. Or else CPU Blue Heart Sonichu will shit herself and do nothing!
Also, I love how he incorporated Earth 1218 to his beliefs.
Also, I love how he incorporated Earth 1218 to his beliefs.
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We've been blessed.
Now Hasbro are trolling Chris by simply rebooting My Little Pony.
I wouldn't get my hopes up for another pepper spray incident - but this has potential for some good content.
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He was autistic enough to pay money for Chris to hang out with him at Bronycon, that's all that needs to be said
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This whole new pony rant is hilarious. One would think he could compartmentalize the new ponies into some other "sister dimension", I thought that's how that shit is supposed to work in his mind, but nooo.
He can change up the characters all he wants, but how DARE hasbro try to do something with their own IP.
He can change up the characters all he wants, but how DARE hasbro try to do something with their own IP.
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i really want him to make a video explaining how his "god-like powers" work
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I want him to make a video on the explanation of parallel universes and how Magical rainbow colored ponies have to do with anything with it.
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The problem is, Chris is self aware enough to not bring up the CPU goddesses and other dimensions to his therapists. He doesn't want to change or try to be convinced they don't exist. Unless he becomes a danger to himself or others they won't pry too much or force him to do anything.
Chris' problems now include real life dipshits who want to be friends with Chris but also endulge him in his fantasies.
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Maybe I just don't understand autism but...
- Someone says retcons aren't bad, and in fact, mention that Chris retconned Sonichu a few times
- Same person says G5 is just a retcon (not sure if that's true..I don't want MLP but I do know they have many 'generations' in which they change up the ponies a bit)
- Chris says retcons are bad because they hurt the characters and dimension and they prevent a future?
- Chris then says he did a "reset" to prevent the whole AppleJack situation
- Chris says a 'reset' is basically a retcon
Am I missing something? Chris says MLP creators can't do a bad thing (retcon) so Chris does the bad thing himself?
- Someone says retcons aren't bad, and in fact, mention that Chris retconned Sonichu a few times
- Same person says G5 is just a retcon (not sure if that's true..I don't want MLP but I do know they have many 'generations' in which they change up the ponies a bit)
- Chris says retcons are bad because they hurt the characters and dimension and they prevent a future?
- Chris then says he did a "reset" to prevent the whole AppleJack situation
- Chris says a 'reset' is basically a retcon
Am I missing something? Chris says MLP creators can't do a bad thing (retcon) so Chris does the bad thing himself?
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He's retarded and thinks that if you reboot a series that all the past versions of those characters/universe are destroyed. retcon != reboot to him
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It's ironic that Chris will mention this to anyone on the internet - but won't talk about it to his therapists; the only people trying to help him.
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I love how on those tweets he talks like some kind of campy 60's supervillain.Chris is claiming not to be fat, but here is a reminder of the time he was shouting about how fat he is and how Jessica Quinn was missing out on his blubber:
"With this! Diabolical device! I will end!! Those darn Super Friends!!!"