NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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exelsiorlef bat-phones the mods
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From a thread of ResetEra reeing over popular-streamer-man not wanting to ruin his brand, piss off his wife and open himself up to getting #MeToo'd by streaming with titty-streamers. https://www.resetera.com/threads/po...stream-with-women.61394/page-21#post-11379650

PS. exelsiorlef, if you're gonna sleuth you should at least google benson827. He has a NeoGAF account dating back to 2010, also with a sparse post history. Perhaps he's just some guy, and ResetEra is hyper-paranoid about wrong-thinkers (aka nuanced opinions that fail purity testing).

lol holy shit if true www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.msg2480447#msg2480447 (https://archive.fo/wvisq)
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Thread's a goldmine.

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Excel Spreadsheet talks about how people who have vaginas and play videogames are the most oppressed people in the world.

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A comprehensive list of all the women harmed by some nobody Fortnite streamer:

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One's freedom only extends to where ERA dictates.

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And finally Hideo Kojima made a list of his favorite movies of this year/last (https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1028195365370048512) which doesn't include Black Panther (or any other superhero movie) so it's time for more "all Japanese people are racist" posts: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hi...the-year-so-far-in-no-particular-order.61335/
 
And finally Hideo Kojima made a list of his favorite movies of this year/last (https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1028195365370048512) which doesn't include Black Panther (or any other superhero movie) so it's time for more "all Japanese people are racist" posts: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hi...the-year-so-far-in-no-particular-order.61335/

And yet again, these stupid fucks pull the "All [racial group] are X" but it's not racist because REEE REEEEE.
 
Hideo Kojima is so fucking racist that his top 15 movies seen this year include 6 'foreign' films. They are: Paddington 2 (British) In the fade (German), Dangal (Indian), Raw (French Belgian), Bad Genius (Thai) and The insult (Lebanese). Also included are USA produced documentary city of ghosts (Syrian media being killed) and Coco (inspired by the Mexican day of the dead). I won't count Wind river in wokeness equations as although it has a Native American supporting cast it's headlined by whitey.

So 53% of his top movies seen this year could be considered 'foreign' films and they still call him racist because he didn't list the latest blaxploitation film. He may not have even seen the movie, given that many in his list are not 2018 films and none are super-hero related. Oh Wait, his list doesn't include any from his homeland... so his list is 100% foreign films (to him) how racist! I wonder how many REEEE-ers have seen those 8 films or even ANY foreign films this year let alone call them the best.

Maybe they should have played the sexist muhsoggyknees card instead since only 6 listed have a female lead.
 
What's wrong with three bill boards? Also that one guy who is insisting on saying that Black Panther is an objectively better movie than IW is trying way too hard on defending it.
 
Hideo Kojima is so fucking racist that his top 15 movies seen this year include 6 'foreign' films. They are: Paddington 2 (British) In the fade (German), Dangal (Indian), Raw (French Belgian), Bad Genius (Thai) and The insult (Lebanese). Also included are USA produced documentary city of ghosts (Syrian media being killed) and Coco (inspired by the Mexican day of the dead). I won't count Wind river in wokeness equations as although it has a Native American supporting cast it's headlined by whitey.

So he basically watches movies that are for adults with taste in movies, instead of capeshit for children, and this is "racist" somehow.
 
Political discussions for those people function as a sort of catharsis rather than actually exchanging opinions for the aim of mutual understanding and learning.

By bitching about their enemies, they get to vent off their frustrations, which are in themselves a vortex of thousands of outrage tweets, videos or posts they digested since they last vented.
And for signaling. What the right opinion even is doesn't matter just so long as it is previously decided to be the correct one by the code talkers in charge. You don't say the words because of their literal linguistic meaning, you say them as a password to be allowed access into the RSOH No Homerz club.
 
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The EmuParadise thread was essentially just a giant honeypot. People were getting vanned left and right for even something as simple as admitting they downloaded something like Mother 3 off it way back in the day.

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It's great because there are a lot of games where "piracy" is the only real option people have to play them. Games like the aforementioned Mother 3 and Ace Attorney Investigations 2 were never localized officially or sold anywhere outside of Japan and collectors/scalpers have made purchasing games from a mere 2 generations ago impossible to all but people with the deepest wallets and in many cases it's the only way to play them because they were never re-released in any capacity.

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(Only 366 dollars, what a steal!).

There's a massive difference between pirating a brand-new 40-to-60-dollar release just because you don't wanna spend the money and emulating a game impossible to acquire otherwise and anyone who tries to conflate the two is either completely exceptional or a shill. For example:

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ReetardERA is supposed to be a site for gamers made by gamers but instead it adopts a corporate-dicksuck moderation policy because it still believes and hopes people/companies outside of it take it seriously (much like how NeoFag was back in the day (see: E3 passes controversy)). It leads to this bizarre-ass standard where screaming at a game developer for 50 pages because he dared to point out the site has a tendency to scream at people far too often or trying to boycott a company for firing a literal prostitute or wishing death on a man whose been working at a company for 22 years over wrongthink is acceptable but mentioning in passing that you once downloaded a game that you could only get secondhand anyways thus costing a company literally nothing is ban-worthy.

tl;dr ReetardERA moderation's shittiness knows no bounds.
Maybe if companies made their library more full the piracy wouldn't be much of a problem.
 
I have a personal encounter story:

Yesterday afternoon I met a friend at a brewery. We started chatting with a guy who was sitting near us, he said he was the first to show for a beer meet-up that was arranged on a forum, I asked what forum, he said "have you ever heard of a place called resetera?"

I didn't feel like blocking any limp-wristed punches so instead of saying I was a kiwi I just feigned ignorance. Another person joined him for the meet-up event, apparently there were supposed to be a dozen joiners but these two were the only ones who didn't ghost on it without bothering to tell anyone. Anyway the subject of Puerto Rico came up because I mentioned another friend of mine recently went on a business trip there, we started talking about the possible future of Puerto Rico gaining statehood or becoming independent or whatever. They both said it would be fantastic for the democrats if the island became a state because obviously the fine poor poc people of the island would naturally vote unanimously for DNC representatives to the house. For sake of argument, we stipulated that the population of the island would qualify it for 8 seats - probably not accurate based on its population but that wasn't important for the conversation.

Because they were clearly ignorant of it, I explained that there is a cap of 435 seats in the House of Representatives, and if a new state joins the union its seats would have to to be apportioned away from existing states, they wouldn't simply be added out of nothing. So even if you presumed the island would get 8 solid blue seats, they'd have to come at the cost of seats elsewhere that might be blue seats anyway. One of them simply could not grasp the concept that there was a cap on the number of reps in the House. The other one got the concept but just got hung up on "well then we can take the 8 seats from republican-held states". This one was similarly frustrated when I explained you don't just get to take them from wherever you want, they get redistributed based on population.

Have you ever explained something to someone who had a really wrong idea and they wanted to learn or at least get the concept of what you were saying? Or just wanted to change the subject but kept being friendly like a normal human anyway? Yeah, that wasn't these two hunyucks. My friend and I quickly got the pouty frowns and huffy sighing under the breath that indicated I was ruining the fun of the truthiness in their guts with my "all facts, no heart" attitude toward knowledge. To them, talking politics or world events was not what you do to gain or exchange knowledge, it's what you do because bitching about the correct enemies is fun and right to do and anyone who corrects your mistaken beliefs is doing it wrong. Eventually we left for greener pastures.

Oh, and I haven't mentioned it because the subject of trans issues didn't come up at all, but in case you guys are wondering, yes of course one of these two was trans.

One K-Farmer & two Resetards walk into a bar... The K-Farmer and the first Resetard pull up stools at a high table, while the second Resetard remains standing with them. "Have a seat pal, we have enough stools," says the K-Farmer, to which the standing Resetard says "No thanks, I'm a male-to-female transsexual." "OK, but what does that have to do with sitting on a bar stool?" asks the K-Farmer, and the sitting Resetard replies "ever since the reassignment surgery, she's afraid the third leg on anything can just wobble off." :story:

You're a hero for not revealing your powerlevel. Wish you had taken a sneak picture though or a selfie with them on your way out & edited yourself out later. I've been to a World of Warcraft server meetup before, but there's a meritocratic drive behind cooperatively accomplishing things in-game that carries a sort of pride to it, I can't imagine wanted to meetup with forum circlejerkers.
 
You're a hero for not revealing your powerlevel. Wish you had taken a sneak picture though or a selfie with them on your way out & edited yourself out later.
Well... they didn't even look all that funny. One was a normal looking guy, the other identified as female and clearly wasn't born that way but didn't have dangerhair or anything like that. Just a normalish-looking ftm person who would call me a bigot for not being attracted to them is all.
 
Tropes. Harmful constructs. Granular examination.

The mods write like woke college sophomores who try too hard. That, or they're
How the hell is anybody still a registered member at that place and NOT banned?

I'm guessing those that pay the fee to remove ads.

one of my accounts got perma, had to make an alt one. that place would be an actually good gaming forum if they would vet out any political discussion. instead they filter out just the ideologies they dont like.
You also see that anyone verified to work in the industry rarely post cause they know that place is a think tank with extreme "guidelines" over what to say and not.

I do work here and there, move a lot, sometimes I bump up against people who do or have worked in the gaming industry. I'd never do it unless it was for a studio guaranteed for success and fat bonuses, because otherwise it's too much work for shit pay, but I digress. Anyway, the other day I am IM'n with a contractor we hired who used to do simple UI shit and stuff from home, briefly worked for Valve. I ask him if he has a ResetEra account, his answer was (checks conversation history in Outlook......) "lol. no. I don't think anyone I know who has worked in the industry does. It's a joke.".

So there's that.
 
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When you're a "nerd" but you only float on the very surface of consumer-tier "nerd culture".

I often say I'm a video game culture writer, but lately I don't know exactly what that means. "Game culture" as we know it is kind of embarrassing -- it's not even culture. It's buying things, spackling over memes and in-jokes repeatedly, and it's getting mad on the internet.

It's young men queuing with plush mushroom hats and backpacks and jutting promo poster rolls. Queuing passionately for hours, at events around the world, to see the things that marketers want them to see. To find out whether they should buy things or not. They don't know how to dress or behave. Television cameras pan across these listless queues, and often catch the expressions of people who don't quite know why they themselves are standing there
Ironically this describes ResetEra to a T. Who wrote this? It's from Leigh Alexander's "gamers are dead" article.
 
That makes more sense, yeah. Pretty ridiculous honestly. I mean, consoles are fucking great but consoles and a good PC make the perfect combination. Variety is the best after all. Too bad they're too stuck up to realize.

Absolutely this, as a sad middle aged white man who has pissed his entire life away playing video games when he could have been doing something constructive with it I entirely agree.

If you are at all serious about gaming, you ideally need a decent PC as well, you are missing out on so much if you dont.
 
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