NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Not comes from an alternate reality where boy bands aren't a thing that exists.

>men control society
oh shit I'm late for my meeting at the Patriarchy Cave

 

[Dogs can't look up]

excelsiorlef doing the lord's work again. wonder if xe's on commission per honeypot.

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Excelspreadsheet is a prude when it comes to obvious sexual exhibition by a female because he knows he has a flopping dong and no one will ever think he's a woman.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

ok quoting old shit from pages ago but im interested in all this stuff and just gonna fall sleepy sooni

Reminder that emulators are 100% legal and this has been well established ever since the "bleem!" case like 20 years ago. I will never get over ResetEra's hyper-consumerist moderation policy when it comes to this.

And these corporate cocksuckers will spend several paragraphs declaring how proudly "socialist" they all are.

I can't help but notice that "Dave Bautista" (whoever that is) literally has "autist" in his name.

He's a great pro wrestler and I liked him in the first Guardian. Feelsbadman.

Doom is extremely political, the thread: https://www.resetera.com/threads/doom-eternal-gameplay-footage.61214/

>implying anti-corporate would mean pro-PC bs.
>on a highly PC, highly corporatist shitforum.

These people have negative numbers in their self awareness stat.

These headcases don't care, the "young account, must be a troll" are just flimsy excuses to make their decisions seem rational.

This happens a lot on reddit, too: apparently anyone that disagrees with leftist bullshit is a Russian shill or an /r/the_donald alt account. It works even better when they've banned so many people that people need to make a new account just to voice an opinion, only to have their young account used as justification for a ban.

This happened with my old accounts back on GamerGhazi. Ghazi is basically Reeee but 3 years older and hosted on reddit.

 

[Haramburger]

is excelsiorlef a troon as well??....reminds me of that little imp monster that sits on jabba the huts shoulder in return of the jedi

It's a Kowakian monkey-lizard and his name is Salacious B. Crumb.

 

[CrunkLord420]

I have a personal encounter story:

Yesterday afternoon I met a friend at a brewery. We started chatting with a guy who was sitting near us, he said he was the first to show for a beer meet-up that was arranged on a forum, I asked what forum, he said "have you ever heard of a place called resetera?"

I didn't feel like blocking any limp-wristed punches so instead of saying I was a kiwi I just feigned ignorance. Another person joined him for the meet-up event, apparently there were supposed to be a dozen joiners but these two were the only ones who didn't ghost on it without bothering to tell anyone. Anyway the subject of Puerto Rico came up because I mentioned another friend of mine recently went on a business trip there, we started talking about the possible future of Puerto Rico gaining statehood or becoming independent or whatever. They both said it would be fantastic for the democrats if the island became a state because obviously the fine poor poc people of the island would naturally vote unanimously for DNC representatives to the house. For sake of argument, we stipulated that the population of the island would qualify it for 8 seats - probably not accurate based on its population but that wasn't important for the conversation.

Because they were clearly ignorant of it, I explained that there is a cap of 435 seats in the House of Representatives, and if a new state joins the union its seats would have to to be apportioned away from existing states, they wouldn't simply be added out of nothing. So even if you presumed the island would get 8 solid blue seats, they'd have to come at the cost of seats elsewhere that might be blue seats anyway. One of them simply could not grasp the concept that there was a cap on the number of reps in the House. The other one got the concept but just got hung up on "well then we can take the 8 seats from republican-held states". This one was similarly frustrated when I explained you don't just get to take them from wherever you want, they get redistributed based on population.

Have you ever explained something to someone who had a really wrong idea and they wanted to learn or at least get the concept of what you were saying? Or just wanted to change the subject but kept being friendly like a normal human anyway? Yeah, that wasn't these two hunyucks. My friend and I quickly got the pouty frowns and huffy sighing under the breath that indicated I was ruining the fun of the truthiness in their guts with my "all facts, no heart" attitude toward knowledge. To them, talking politics or world events was not what you do to gain or exchange knowledge, it's what you do because bitching about the correct enemies is fun and right to do and anyone who corrects your mistaken beliefs is doing it wrong. Eventually we left for greener pastures.

Oh, and I haven't mentioned it because the subject of trans issues didn't come up at all, but in case you guys are wondering, yes of course one of these two was trans.

I just assumed this was a meme until The Bore dug into it https://www.resetera.com/threads/official-twin-cities-minneapolis-st-paul-meet-up-thread.55827/ (https://archive.fo/4ORjW)

You almost got a chance to meet VIP Skelepuzzle.

Watch out, he's a puncher.

 

[King Kobra]

Watch out,we have an Internet Tough Guy here

Looks like they are preparing another crusade,this time against Thorin

https://www.resetera.com/threads/th...s-is-a-g-various-other-horrible-things.61925/

 

[Particle Bored]

I really don't know how these people thought that just because Wolfenstein was all about beating the "de Nawt-zis" up that somehow, that meant Doom Eternal would follow the same path. There are no guarantee's in the industry that anything will follow a pattern. Especially considering it was already laid out in the first Doom.
Another thing is thinking that just because one extreme is riffed on, does not mean the other extreme cannot be riffed on either. That's a thought in insanity thinking they wouldn't do that- especially after how badly Wolfenstein did.
Companies like money and since these idiots, who praise but never buy these games never buy these games, it makes more sense to pander to the other side since that side buys their fucking games. And again and again, these types wonder why most people just refuse to listen to them or deal with them.

Wolf2 also just used the Nahzee Punching(tm) for marketing. It’s not like Wolf wasn’t about killing Nazis for the last 25 years or anything. It’s really a not-so-secret signal that Bethesda hates Trump!

 

[CrunkLord420]

Watch out,we have an Internet Tough Guy here

Looks like they are preparing another crusade,this time against Thorin

https://www.resetera.com/threads/th...s-is-a-g-various-other-horrible-things.61925/

To be fair Thorin is says some pretty extreme stuff for a person who supposedly wants to associate with corporate brands. Not that that'll stop ResetEra from "dying on a hill" when it comes to topics like Jessica Price.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I just assumed this was a meme until The Bore dug into it https://www.resetera.com/threads/official-twin-cities-minneapolis-st-paul-meet-up-thread.55827/ (https://archive.fo/4ORjW)
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You almost got a chance to meet VIP Skelepuzzle.
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Watch out, he's a puncher.
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Yep, that's where I was! Looks like "zoonami" was the guy and "how about no" was the trans person.

I met them in person and then you figured out their usernames... does this count as a reverse doxing?

 

[JuanLee]

Thorin is a fucking nonce.

Also what is an eSports journalist. What a time to be alive!!!

 

[usernames can change now!]

Watch out,we have an Internet Tough Guy here

Looks like they are preparing another crusade,this time against Thorin

https://www.resetera.com/threads/th...s-is-a-g-various-other-horrible-things.61925/

Hey wait a minute why aren't they all banned for "off-site snooping"?

 

[vertexwindi]

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Not comes from an alternate reality where boy bands aren't a thing that exists.

If there's any demographic that comes the closest to "controlling society", it's obviously the demographic that buys the most, because money talks and bullshit walks, right? But so far, every study has proven that demographic is women, not men. You can see the same thing with SJWs, or religious ninnies, or any other similar trend. Who's at the forefront, dominating practically every conversation about how we need to censor things because muh kids/racism/etc? Not men, I can tell you that.

 

[MrBadGuy]

It's a Kowakian monkey-lizard and his name is Salacious B. Crumb.

Yes....I could see him sitting on one of the fat troons with a can of polish and a cloth attending to the ban hammer

 

[Haramburger]

I just assumed this was a meme until The Bore dug into it https://www.resetera.com/threads/official-twin-cities-minneapolis-st-paul-meet-up-thread.55827/ (https://archive.fo/4ORjW)
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mad lad, I went digging for it too but picked all the wrong keywords to search for. But you've collaterally doxxed Alec

I'm sorta surprised there was no follow-up about who they met there/acidental kiwi encounter

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But you've collaterally doxxed Alec

I've never hid that I live in Minnesota, knowing that probably helped @CrunkLord420 mine for the right thread.

I'm sorta surprised there was no follow-up about who they met there/acidental kiwi encounter

I pretended I didn't know resetera or any other internet forums and was polite when I told them they were wrong. They probably think kiwis in real life are like white people in a Spike Lee movie: (edit - I can't find the family guy clip but you all have seen it.)

 

[CrunkLord420]

Minnesota Police report a fight broke out at a local brewery involving rival forum gangs. Suspects are known to police, several have been taken into custody for breaking the conditions of their probation.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i’m-a-wnba-player-men-won’t-stop-challenging-me-to-play-one-on-one-wapo.60107/page-3
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Kurt Vonnegut wrote a story like that, but it was satire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron

Quick bit of context for this old post: The Power is a sci-fi story by Naomi Alderman in which women get incredibly deadly electric powers that, in the early parts of the story, allow women to liberate themselves from horrible situations like sex slavery and abusive relationships. The symbolism of "these electric powers are representative of women's rights/feminsm" is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the skull. The second half of the story is about what happens centuries later when women are established as the dominant force and they end up treating men like men treated them before they got electric powers. Anyone who reads that story as some kind of grrrl power yass kween uplifting story either didn't get the point or is a psychotic misandrist.

Y'know, these are the kinds of people who would bully you because of your hobbies. (IE Gaming, Anime, Comic books, table top gaming, etc.).
Once they became mainstream, they wanna infiltrate into and make about it what they want it to be.
Sorry for power-leveling.

Then the second they get any sort of power and the actual fans get mad about their shitty decisions they start saying stuff like "Nerds suck #bringbackbullying" Shit sucks.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Reminder that James Rolfe said he wasn't going to watch the remake of Ghostbusters because he thought it didn't look very good, and he didn't want to feel like he had to watch a movie he wasn't going to like. James Rolfe is a nazi. https://www.resetera.com/threads/james-rolfe-posts-the-realest-video-about-netflix-ever.62010/

The hottest of takes

 

[Luigi]

Reminder that James Rolfe said he wasn't going to watch the remake of Ghostbusters because he thought it didn't look very good, and he didn't want to feel like he had to watch a movie he wasn't going to like. James Rolfe is a nazi. https://www.resetera.com/threads/james-rolfe-posts-the-realest-video-about-netflix-ever.62010/
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I'd be surprised if people there didn't hate him and his friend Mike "Loco Bandito" Matei

 

[CrunkLord420]

The ban site now uses Roboto font, and I deleted that 0 record from the forum stats graphs (no idea why that happened). Make sure to report bugs or issues to me, I haven't been paying a ton of attention to the site recently.