Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's nice to see returning the Escapist hasnt dampened his temperment or tought him an sense of restraint.
You know, it is kind of strange, Bob and at least one other person rejoining that shitshow are both talking like they are planning on putting in a little time and then getting their back catalog of work back in their possession. If I were a suspicious type, I'd say Bob and his buddies are being lured into some kind of scam, "Hey former Escapist team! Want your work back from a dead entity? Well, for three easy payments of $999.99, I have a foolproof plan that will do that for all of you us! Yes, all of us!"
 
You know, it is kind of strange, Bob and at least one other person rejoining that shitshow are both talking like they are planning on putting in a little time and then getting their back catalog of work back in their possession. If I were a suspicious type, I'd say Bob and his buddies are being lured into some kind of scam, "Hey former Escapist team! Want your work back from a dead entity? Well, for three easy payments of $999.99, I have a foolproof plan that will do that for all of you us! Yes, all of us!"

That's a really good point. If I was Bob I'd be really suspicious at the fact everyone seems cool with me acting like I always do, especially after they've said they're washing their hands of politics.

(mind you if I was Bob I'd delete my twitter and walk about 8 miles every day for the next month)
 
Good lord, I step away for a day and Bob goes all in on the biggest meltdown I've seen him have yet (I wasn't here for the Trumpocalypse). Seriously, he wasn't this out of control when his father died (or at any point during the lead up to it, which I'm sure was long and agonizing). I mean, I can practically see the foam on his tweets.

I think my favorite part is how if you're not all that upset about this Gunn thing, "you could stand to be a better person." Can someone tell him volcanic, uncontrollable rage isn't a virtue?
 
Good grief, this was an epic, salty meltdown filled with extremely childish taunts and insults from Bob. Which just proves he’s a miserable, depressed bitch and not any better than the trolls he claims to be fighting. If he’s so much better than them, why is every other tweet a pathetic insult thrown back at them or reminders of how amazing you are, Blob? If you’re truly a better person with better morals, why are you down in the mud slinging dirt? Ignore and move on, Blobbo.

I wonder if this James Gunn situation triggered repressed emotions he has over his own firing from the Escapist. Kind of similar situation only they didn’t have Bob’s tweets where he supported pedophile dog fucker srhbutts aka Sarah ‘Nicholas’ Nyberg.
 
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Jesus Christ, what a faggot
 
Jesus Christ, what a faggot

Some celebrity moron fucks up and violates his morals clause -- which I will say again he could have avoided simply by bleaching his Twitter account when he was hired by Disney -- and that's "a serious outrage." Except it really isn't, because what's really pissing Bob off is those alt-right monsters getting a W. Never mind that Mike Cernovich (however scummy he is) didn't invent those tweets; didn't pluck them out of context (there's no context that can save most of them); didn't make James Gunn go to a DD/lg party dressed as a priest; and most certainly didn't make him buddy up with a guy who turned out to be a child porn enthusiast. Whoever uncovered these things aside, they happened, like it or not, and Disney is completely within its rights not wanting someone like this to represent their brand.

Bob's priorities are just so fucked.
 
Stay salty.
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"I-I'm not a loser! EVERYONE ELSE IS!"
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You were the glue that held The Escapist together.

Fucking sure.
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Isnt this the same Bob who revels and celebrates whenever a factory or a plant in the midwest shuts down, and when reminded that some of the people working there arent Trump supporters and are innocent just shrugs it off and counts it up as collateral damage?
 
Isnt this the same Bob who revels and celebrates whenever a factory or a plant in the midwest shuts down, ...

I think that's the most extraordinary thing about Bob. He really has the mindset of a medieval peasant talking about the men with heads below their shoulders, except he fancies himself a metropolitan product of the Enlightenment.
 
So this moron who's been bleating like a stabbed goat for the last month about how James Gunn doesnt deserve to get the boot for making disgusting jokes about child abuse ... is now affecting outrage over people making light of child abuse.

If MovieBob didn't exist, KiwiFarms would have had to invent him.
 
Man, Bob's Chernobyl-like meltdown on Twitter makes me wonder what attracts autists to the MCU similar to how they flock to Sonic the Hedgehog. What makes this even sadder is Bob's total lack of awareness that his side would eventually get hoisted by their own petard. How many times have his far-left buddies used their outrage machine to rob people of their livelihoods? Roseanne Barr wasn't the first, and now he's butthurt that Cernovich used the same tactics? Get fucked, Bob. Your side is getting their comeuppance.
 
So this moron who's been bleating like a stabbed goat for the last month about how James Gunn doesnt deserve to get the boot for making disgusting jokes about child abuse ... is now affecting outrage over people making light of child abuse.

If MovieBob didn't exist, KiwiFarms would have had to invent him.

Some of the greatest and most creative writers in history wouldn't be able to come up with a character quite like Bob Chipman.
 
Man, Bob's Chernobyl-like meltdown on Twitter makes me wonder what attracts autists to the MCU similar to how they flock to Sonic the Hedgehog. What makes this even sadder is Bob's total lack of awareness that his side would eventually get hoisted by their own petard. How many times have his far-left buddies used their outrage machine to rob people of their livelihoods? Roseanne Barr wasn't the first, and now he's butthurt that Cernovich used the same tactics? Get fucked, Bob. Your side is getting their comeuppance.
If Bob were to became a lunatic psychopath going on a murderous rampage, I could see him taking Alan Horn, Kevin Feige, Bob Iger and Disney’s Board of Directors hostages and torturing them until they hire Gunn back.
 
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