The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[o_Shadow_Husky_o]

The top one is worse because it’s anamatronic, that thing changes expessions and the growl expression is the worst one. or maybe it is a smile. i dont know. but just a fun fact. https://youtu.be/oKmZu9OfCkw

This reminded me of that one dog from Beverly Hills Chihuahua. The one that looks like its going to rip your face of when it smiles. But we cant really be mad at them, i mean, they got that shit to work, while someone wears it. For that, kudos to that person.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Here's a couple of gems from Furbuy:

Spoiler: $130

It's a shiba inu apparently...

Spoiler: $700

Looks like one of those creepy, mouth too wide FunFurrys suits. Also, please brush/wash it

 

[o_Shadow_Husky_o]

Spoiler: $700

Looks like one of those creepy, mouth too wide FunFurrys suits. Also, please brush/wash it

Its not the worst pokemon suit, but still shit.

 

[The Decimator]

Spoiler: Enjoy the nightmares

Geez, Winnie the Pooh has definitely seen better days...

Proto-Brony?

Hoppy Easter!

Wouldn’t be a late 90s-early 2000s Furry convention without some Tiny Toons faggotry

And finally, to cleanse your eyes from all the disgusting stuff you just saw, here’s one that looks surprisingly good:

(P.S. I got these pictures from a website called The Fursuit Archive, which has an amazing photo and video collection of furfaggotry)

 

[Hank Scorpio]

so i think that last one is mimicing Disney’s collection items that have the same style, which would explain the mishmash of colors: View attachment 520803
could just be an ugly oc though, i wouldnt be surprised

That's a recolor of one of the characters from The Three Caballeros, I do believe.

 

[MysticMisty]

Looks like one of those creepy, mouth too wide FunFurrys suits. Also, please brush/wash it

I can tell it's a Pokemon based on the colors/markings/ear shape, but it's a pretty piss poor creation in terms of the overall design. Better than some of the other Pokemon fursuits posted here, but not many (and in some cases not by much). It doesn't look quite as ratty as the bootleg Umbreon though.

 

[SadClownMan]

Spoiler: Some wierd infaltable bondage suit

Spoiler: Some creepy ass cow

Spoiler: As the Tags on FA describe it "Vore"

Spoiler: Watch out, we got a badass here

Extra edgelord points for the dumb ass extended mag (I'm also pretty sure that's air-soft)

Spoiler: This one I actually kinda like

This one is actually neat

 

[Neovia]

Oh boy, do I have some horrors in store for you...

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View attachment 520742 MOMMY, WHY WON’T IT STOP STARING AT ME?‽

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View attachment 520744 This one technically isn’t a fursuit, but it is indeed awful

I remember that first one from waaaay back. It's actually an animatronic head with moving eyes/mouth/ears. Cool concept but horrible execution. Guy could have used his engineering for something actually cool but decided to go full degenerate.

 

[Roach]

Spoiler: Some wierd infaltable bondage suit

Spoiler: Some creepy ass cow

Spoiler: As the Tags on FA describe it "Vore"

Spoiler: Watch out, we got a badass here

Extra edgelord points for the dumb ass extended mag (I'm also pretty sure that's air-soft)

Spoiler: This one I actually kinda like

This one is actually neat

The cow is actually an old Nickelodeon mascot from way back in the day. The person with the suit just buys old mascot suits and cleans them up. Not saying it ain't weird looking, tho.

 

[The Biggest Gay]

I totally suggest checking out http://fursuitreview.com/
Lots of crap there. Here's what I found;

Spoiler: Droopy

Supposed to be a goat monster? I'd point out whats wrong with it but I think that's clear.

Spoiler: Disgusting

Imagine walking into public in THIS!

Supposed to be a "Warthog pirate". Looks more like a Desomorphine victim.

Spoiler: Nips

There's been a trend of adding realistically placed nips to suits and I guess i'm the only furry who thinks that's fucking weird.

Spoiler: Lumpy

Fun Powerlevel fact: I was considering commissioning this person.

Spoiler: Furby?

I mean, it looks decently made, but those eyes.

Spoiler: Protogen

Love the fraying fabric. Nice touch.

Spoiler: Stubby

Expectations:

Reality:

Spoiler: dur

Brush your su- actually just burn it.

Spoiler: Wrinkley 2

Not sure what this is.

Spoiler: Further proof that fleece is shit.

Glued seams + fleece = no.

Spoiler: Dutchie (again)

Spoiler: Almost...

Taco muzzle and one thick jaw.

Spoiler: hUrr

Thats a lot of bumps.

Spoiler: Droop Snoot

Splayed paws.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

I totally suggest checking out http://fursuitreview.com/
Lots of crap there. Here's what I found;

Spoiler: Nips

There's been a trend of adding realistically placed nips to suits and I guess i'm the only furry who thinks that's fucking weird.View attachment 522291

I too find the addition of realistic nipple locations weird. Why does a suit need nipples, although at least those ones are just circles that could be mistaken for markings, not actual 3d nipples or something

 

[The Decimator]

Spoiler: Animu

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For variety, here’s some people that you might find at one of their conventions:

Some of these pictures had to be color corrected because furries aren’t exactly well known for their excellent cinematography.

Asalieri?

 

[The Biggest Gay]

Speaking of trends, how about eye-bleeding color pallets?
Most of these are decent to well made, but it seems some people have no sense of color theory.

Spoiler

These three are an excellent example of instant nausea. Seriously, green and orange? Green and red? Ugh.
Please look at a color wheel when designing a fursuit, or just don't get one in the first place.

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Of course, just because a pallet is unnatural, doesn't mean it can't look decent when mixed. Pallets such as this are nice as the colors aren't contrasting as much and are all similar in tone.

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This is about what the average Fursona looks like right now. A bunch of technicolor DoNuT sTeAls. Newsflash, you don't have to burn my eyes to be original.

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These two are probably the WORST color schemes I've ever seen in my life.
Also, can't certain patterns and bright colors trigger seizures in those who are epileptic? Hmmm.

Spoiler

LemonBrat is one of my least favorite makers. Not because they're suits are poorly made, but because damn, that same-face syndrome is STRONG.

Spoiler

Of course, it's a dutchie.
White usually helps a colorful or bright pallet "cool down", but polka dots and stripes? Seriously?

Spoiler

There's a misconception that black and white match everything. This is why that's wrong.

Spoiler

As if there weren't enough DaDs, BeastCub brings us a collection of rainbow vomit. Not a fan of this maker, as most of her work, even premades, make my head hurt. I could rant about her lazy business practices all day.

Spoiler

I would love an explanation for this.

Spoiler: Unrelated Trash

 

[Billy_Sama]

Spoiler: Animu

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For variety, here’s some people that you might find at one of their conventions:
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Some of these pictures had to be color corrected because furries aren’t exactly well known for their excellent cinematography.

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Asalieri?

Now I want the Awful IRL furry picture thread.

 

[c-no]

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I would love an explanation for this.

McDonalds trying to branch out to furries perhaps? It does bear the colors of Ronald McDonald.

 

[AFewRegrets]

Speaking of trends, how about eye-bleeding color pallets?
Most of these are decent to well made, but it seems some people have no sense of color theory.

Spoiler

View attachment 522987
These three are an excellent example of instant nausea. Seriously, green and orange? Green and red? Ugh.
Please look at a color wheel when designing a fursuit, or just don't get one in the first place.

Spoiler

Of course, just because a pallet is unnatural, doesn't mean it can't look decent when mixed. Pallets such as this are nice as the colors aren't contrasting as much and are all similar in tone.
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Spoiler

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This is about what the average Fursona looks like right now. A bunch of technicolor DoNuT sTeAls. Newsflash, you don't have to burn my eyes to be original.

Spoiler

View attachment 523004These two are probably the WORST color schemes I've ever seen in my life.
Also, can't certain patterns and bright colors trigger seizures in those who are epileptic? Hmmm.

Spoiler

View attachment 522993LemonBrat is one of my least favorite makers. Not because they're suits are poorly made, but because damn, that same-face syndrome is STRONG.

Spoiler

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Of course, it's a dutchie.
White usually helps a colorful or bright pallet "cool down", but polka dots and stripes? Seriously?

Spoiler

View attachment 522999 There's a misconception that black and white match everything. This is why that's wrong.

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View attachment 523003 As if there weren't enough DaDs, BeastCub brings us a collection of rainbow vomit. Not a fan of this maker, as most of her work, even premades, make my head hurt. I could rant about her lazy business practices all day.

Spoiler

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I would love an explanation for this.

Spoiler: Unrelated Trash

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Woof, those colors. I didn't think people who made sparkledogs had the money to get fursuits. That awful white blue purple and yellow DAD would look leagues better if the purple was removed, then at least it would be a knockoff Starry painted neopet. I can kind of excuse the sherbet DAD in the other spoiler if only because it seems to be vaguely based on the color pallet of a dragon fruit. The white speckled parts could be better executed though.

 

[SJ 485]

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I didn't know Richard Stallman had a son, nor that he was a furry.

 

[Alice Springs]

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View attachment 522999 There's a misconception that black and white match everything. This is why that's wrong.

Going out on a limb here, but that I think that one looks kind of cool.

 

[Incumbis]

Spoiler: Nipple Pastees

 

[DatBepisTho]

Snip!

No even going to lie, the dolphin in a mechanical exploration suit is absolutely something I'd do for halloween- except angle it better so it's not blankly staring straight up at the ceiling.