Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Optimus Prime]

I know where that pinky has been......so no.

Actually, I'm almost certain he's talking about a different Pinkie Promise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRWokjKrEPY

 

[awoo]

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Nice moobs

 

[RustyNail(her)]

WHY do people want to help this guy? It baffles and offends me.

There's people with lots of money out there who enjoy the Chris saga. Everyone thinks the people who buys that stuff are basement dwellers with their own tugboats, but there's definitely well to do people who enjoy laughing at his shenanigans. If the money dries up the monkey may stop dancing.

 

[No_one]

Actually, I'm almost certain he's talking about a different Pinkie Promise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRWokjKrEPY

Now I want Chris to record a video of it and stick a cupcake or a finger in his eye.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Her head is bigger than her legs...

Oh God, are those five cans of the really cheap licensed energy drinks you can buy at Hot Topic? Isn't it like really unhealthy to drink one of those, let alone five?

Reminds me of an episode from 1,000 Ways to Die involving excess consumption of energy drinks. It didn't even mention other things like diabetes since heart damage is just the surface of excess consumption of energy drinks.

 

[Muscle Bra]

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This is one of the most iconic pics Chris has taken in a while. It almost perfectly captures the autism, derp, and general insanity that is Chris.

I don't know what it is exactly, but something just does not seem right with Rosechu's head.

I know what it is. Chris can’t draw.

 

[Mason Verger]

WHY do people want to help this guy? It baffles and offends me.

I genuinely think its mostly a counterpoint to all the people that fuck with Chris. If kiwi farms, and Hirtes and all the wannabe trolls disappeared tomorrow, his "fanbase" would start to melt away without anyone to rally against. They'd only be left with Chris and his stupid decisions.

I mean, he doesn't even treat them well. Constantly forgetting to mail out there purchases and making snarky little comments about their fan art..

 

[Optimus Prime]

Now I want Chris to record a video of it and stick a cupcake or a finger in his eye.

He's already shoved a whole cake up his ass so no, I don't think you do.

 

[idosometimes]

"Do not bend" and "fragile" are definitely proper packing methods. That machine sorter is going to be extra careful with the letters. The non-machinable stuff will be handled very cautiously because the postal service is only carrying like 3 parcels at a time.

Or it could be Bob always had them on because he was already aging when Chris was born, and his hearing started to go? I think this one has to be filed under unknowable for now.

Some people prefer them on. When I watch TV through computer, I always have them on. It is just easier. I got hearing like a python, too. I am surprised that so many people think that it is weird.

Basically he doesn't know business works.

It is the worst Ponzi scheme in history. Contrary to what some well-meaning but thoroughly wrong people insist, Chris has no understanding of even the most basic accounting.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Begging intensifies.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Well, this confirms there is more than one cat again.

Pollo died and Sorbet ran away, leaving Lucy the old cat around. Did Sorbet return or did they get a new kitten?

As for the dogs, don't they just eat chicken noodle soup? I'm sure if they keep looking, they will find a very cheap brand.

 

[White bubblegum]

Begging intensifies.

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How many cats do they have left now? 2? 1?

Well, this confirms there is more than one cat again.

Pollo died and Sorbet ran away, leaving Lucy the old cat around. Did Sorbet return or did they get a new kitten?

As for the dogs, don't they just eat chicken noodle soup? I'm sure if they keep looking, they will find a very cheap brand.

They sell chicken noodle soup at the dollar store. It's filled to the brim with sodium and other heart-stopping ingredients, but the dogs are miserable anyways.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Begging intensifies.

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Chris, try feeding them Funko Pops.

 

[Silver Octopus]

If he needs money so badly, maybe he should return those Pop Vinyl figures to the store and get his money back.

 

[Optimus Prime]

These days it's hard to tell when he's begging out of legitimate necessity for house funds or some shit, or if he just wants to buy some super expensive new toy NOW NOW NOW.

 

[The Captain]

This time it's all on his shoulders. He spent either close to or over 2k at Bronycon.

He's asked me to help advertise his eBay sales and I didn't even reply.

I'm afraid Chris is going to have to learn the hard way.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

This time it's all on his shoulders. He spent either close to or over 2k at Bronycon.

He's asked me to help advertise his eBay sales and I didn't even reply.

I'm afraid Chris is going to have to learn the hard way.

That’s a lot of pony shit.

 

[The Captain]

Every cent Miss Cherry sent went to Bronycon merch. He didn't even have $100 in his checking when he left the con, and subsequently got standed at Sheetz on his way home.

I helped him in that situation because he was genuinely stuck. But this? No. I didn't even know during the breakdown that every cent went to the con.. I thought some went to bills, etc.

If I had known it didn't go to bills during the breakdown I would've said "Call your mother, explain everything, I can't help."

 

[Kesara]

If it's true, then I really feel bad for the animals. They already have to live in a shitty, unsanitary place... But with no food? Just give them to somebody that will take care of them and that will not struggle to feed them. God damn it Chris! People needs to learn that if you don't have money, you can't have animals. They're living creatures, they need food, toys, they can be sick and veterinary bills are expensive as fuck, etc.
I honestly care more about animals than humans. And it makes me mad.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Every cent Miss Cherry sent went to Bronycon merch. He didn't even have $100 in his checking when he left the con, and subsequently got standed at Sheetz on his way home.

I helped him in that situation because he was genuinely stuck. But this? No. I didn't even know during the breakdown that every cent went to the con.. I thought some went to bills, etc.

If I had known it didn't go to bills during the breakdown I would've said "Call your mother, explain everything, I can't help."

I could have told you that, literally thousands of dollars were wasted by Chris on overpriced junk.