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DSP probably didn't ever build PCs or have LAN parties. He just latches on to whatever is cool or was cool in the timeframe he's discussing.
  • High school? Tall guy nobody messed with who was smart without studying and got the babes.
  • College? Best parties getting completely messed up and also got the babes. Also custom PCs and LAN parties in the early 2000s when they were all the rage.
  • Late teens/early adulthood? A professional level fighting game player who was better than his peers.
  • Later adulthood? Full blooded Italian man just like 90% of the people in Connecticut claim to be, also has a sweet young girlfriend that likes those big strong Italian men.
  • Later adulthood? Successful business owner with a nice house and a beemer in the garage.
  • Now? Muh legacy is about the best he can do. I guess muh girl to a lesser extent. He has run out of "cool" things to pretend he has/is.
Just wanted to add he’s also said he was bullied in school, so there’s conflicting stories on that shit (no surprise) one day he was banging all the jocks girls, the next day he was getting picked on for being a nerd
 
The funny thing about this is that painting himself as big man on campus back in the day just makes his current situation look even worse. If he'd always been an reclusive chubby manchild, people might be a little more empathetic towards him. Instead he's painted this picture of being the alpha chad in his younger years which makes modern day gout riddled beggar Phil look like a fucking cautionary tale.
if you take phil at his word
he was an ubermench who had the world on his plate
but chose pandalee and chose to get fat and gouty while losing his friends and future and skill at everything.

he goes from "shut in who wants to entertain people" to "guy who threw it all away so he can get fat and cry to children"

he makes himself look worse every time he opens his mouth.
 
It really shows what an insecure fuckwit he is that he lies about that stuff, like phil, it's not shameful that you haven't built a PC and don't know how to.
He also said that PC gaming isn't "real gaming," because he thinks that the only way to actually play and experience games is to sit on a couch with surround sound with a big screen, not sitting in front of a computer monitor "with a tiny little headset hunched up." That was his reason for not wanting to do direct capture, because he thought only PC could do that.

So really, it makes his little story of "I built computers and hosted LAN parties in my basement for Unreal Tournament 2000, I WAS ONE OF YOU!" at the beginning of his CS:GO let's play even more bullshit and pathetic.
 
Just wanted to add he’s also said he was bullied in school, so there’s conflicting stories on that shit (no surprise) one day he was banging all the jocks girls, the next day he was getting picked on for being a nerd
I thought the story was he got bullied once, made the bully hit the ground, then he was respected and never bullied again.
 
So the lore on young dave is that he was a bodybuilder cool guy who threw awesome parties and built PC’s while having crazy LAN parties but he was on a cocktail of medication because he was stalking a girl and wanted to do “something drastic” who also was the valedictorian of his class but couldn’t get into Ivy League college because he was white. That’s a lot to take in, boys.
 
So the lore on young dave is that he was a bodybuilder cool guy who threw awesome parties and built PC’s while having crazy LAN parties but he was on a cocktail of medication because he was stalking a girl and wanted to do “something drastic” who also was the valedictorian of his class but couldn’t get into Ivy League college because he was white. That’s a lot to take in, boys.

why would he be on a cocktail of medications? How fucked up is DSP lol. I know he said this but other than the standard ADHD meds i wonder what DSP was taking. He did mentioned he hears a voice in his head that makes him do bad stuff, that kind of worries me.
 
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He did mentioned he hears a voice in his head that makes him do bad stuff, that kind of worries me.

He didn't actually say this did he? I'd have to assume it's simply a grandiose impersonation of something he only understands superficially, using the most theatrical mental illness in popular consciousness.
 
why would he be on a cocktail of medications? How fucked up is DSP lol. I know he said this but other than the standard ADHD meds i wonder what DSP was taking. He did mentioned he hears a voice in his head that makes him do bad stuff, that kind of worries me.
To be fair, Dave probably considers a multivitamin a "cocktail of medications"
 
He didn't actually say this did he? I'd have to assume it's simply a grandiose impersonation of something he only understands superficially, using the most theatrical mental illness in popular consciousness.
In the muh depression video he did, he legitimately said that the meds were “fucking with his head” and made him want to do crazy shit.
 
In the muh depression video he did, he legitimately said that the meds were “fucking with his head” and made him want to do crazy shit.

The depression vid was honestly classic Dave stupidity. Lets look at some of the things he said in it.

He claimed he developed depression from the Cocktail of medications, which raises more questions, like why he was on the medicine to begin with....

He claimed it made him obsessed with a girl and wanted to do something drastic.

He claimed for the past 4 years he hasn't had a good nights sleep.

He claimed theres a little passenger always along for the ride telling you negative things.

He berates his chat when they correct him on calling depression a disease instead of a disorder.

Young DSP lore is so intricate because every new story contradicts the ones before it.....
 
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Willing to bet that the stream will not be going longer than 5 hours.
 
So the lore on young dave is that he was a bodybuilder cool guy who threw awesome parties and built PC’s while having crazy LAN parties but he was on a cocktail of medication because he was stalking a girl and wanted to do “something drastic” who also was the valedictorian of his class but couldn’t get into Ivy League college because he was white. That’s a lot to take in, boys.

:autism: incoming: If DSP was top of his high school class, he would have gotten into UConn and not gone to...wherever he went. He picked UConn as his alma mater in the classic Madden 12 playthrough, but has never once stated where he went to college (at least that I'm aware of). A high school number one almost always has a 4.0 GPA or above due to GPA bullshittery high schools often pull, UConn's current average GPA acceptance is only 3.6 and there's around a 50% acceptance rate. UConn does not auto-admit like some state flagship schools, I believe, so they are selective. Still, that's not a bad shot.

I don't know jack shit about all this new SAT mess, but I think the ACT has remained pretty constant. What I've found states that UConn "regularly" accepts students with an ACT score of 26 or above. The maximum score for the ACT is 36.

Now, if DSP was really a "jock" he would have done better on the ACT than the SAT as the stereotype was that the ACT stood for "Athletic Competence Test" since jocks/athletes tended to perform better on the ACT than the SAT. Which was true in my case, but I think these days it's evened out a bit.

DSP was never going to go to the ivy league, he just thinks that if he spurts out he was valedictorian people will believe him when he says he got shit on for being white. I mean, it's true, white people have a harder time getting into college than minorities and there have been law suits regarding admission practices where the prospective student has won but the ivy league can do whatever the hell they want. People ranked number one and people ranked in the top ten percent get rejected from tons of schools, especially private schools. That's why there's a push to do away with class rank/GPA as a determining factor in college admissions, some high schools are easier than others. Much, much easier.

If DSP actually did complete a university education, he ended up at some no-name shithole school in the middle of bumfuck Connecticut. He wasn't first in his class and he had pisspoor test scores. He and I are close to the same age so when I was going through the college admissions process he was already through with it and things hadn't changed in those few years. Looking at UConn's admission requirements and stats it is impossible that DSP would not have gone there if his tales of academic prowess are true. He probably just went to the first place that would have him.
 
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Willing to bet that the stream will not be going longer than 5 hours.
You mean 1-2 hours prestream and giving detractors a nice spoon of new material.
And then 3 hours of Dark -"SeriouslyThisAgain"- Souls 3, which isn't even worth any TIHYDP.

His poll for sunday is pretty interesting for a bunch of reasons.
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Many people stated they are sick of watching games he already played to death (that's our "variety streamer"), this also goes for and maybe especially for the Dark Souls series. But it will probably win the poll. I guess some sick individuals want to see him and his audience suffer. *cough*

Now look at Dead Cells. Dave never heard of "Dead Cells" until someone suggested it. Dave mocked the game for being "Oh great, another MetroidVania". And explained something like "People think MetroidVanias are boring to stream, they are bored, I tried a few of them and they are bored. That's why I never put up a MetroidVania after that, because they're bored". I'll give :like: to him for at least putting it up in a poll.

Dave is boring to watch, it's not the game's fault.

All in all, I think people want to fuck with him in this poll. He wanted to play GTA3 so badly because it's the last big GTA3 he hasn't played. And by that he probably means not played recently.

Death's Gambit looks pretty interesting, tbh. Never heard of.
 
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