Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mr. 0]

1. You just proved my point
2. I don't buy that female celebrity bullshit, female celebrities would be less likely to kiss a fan because they don't want to open themselves up to a potential stalker
3. Chris has done an excellent job of fagging himself up.

1. Well the fact of the matter is, he isn't responsible for anything he does. If he fucks up, trolls/barb/jerkops/homos/emmanuel god caused it.
2. It's more what Chris believes and how he applies it, not necessarily what is true in reality. Also Chris
3. Chris was always a fag, trolls who told him his imaginary friends were real just taught him how to expose himself to those poor unsuspecting people

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

wouldn't Sorbet be semi-feral?

Dunno, there's enough dumbass Chris viewers local to him that Sorbet could have been "Re-homed" in an attempt to get his attention. I mean hell, withing a day there was that one guy who photoshopped a pic of Sorbet to convince Chris he had him. More likely, though, Sorbet is a rotting skeleton in The Hoard, and the Chandlers decided to get another pet because that's the responsible thing to do when you have to e-beg for bill money.

 

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I love it when people whine impotently at something we all knew was gonna happen in some way. You're all gonna whine when he gets the money in about a week's time too.

One of the biggest problems of this sub is our huge, HUGE overestimation of how much influence we have over ppl who talk to/help/troll Chris. We think that if we scream into the abyss, people will stop helping Chris, we think that if we scream into the abyss, dipshits will stop "trolling" Chris, we think that if we scream into the abyss, someone will finally think of the children and drag Chris into some group home/asylum.

Well, none of that will happen because we are spergs on the internet, and if even if it did, it won't be because we screamed about it on here, it will be because someone who primarily doesn't read here reaches into Chris's real life to do all these things.

I personally think that people should be focusing on the content at hand, Chris has been very, very productive as of late after Null built a wall and kept all the Hirtes's out. Why? because Chris is a fucking cow, and he always will be a one.

Do you genuinely think that cows improve because they go into group homes? Well Jonathan Ross didn't, He kept on fucking up and getting dragged into discords and making videos to put his foot in his mouth even more. He even lost a job opportunity because he talked about it.

Do you think that cows improve when they get taken into psych holds? No. Eden Belmont didn't, he is still an attention seeking fetishist troon methhead with some of the grossest fetishes known to man.

Additionally, keep in mind that helping out disabled ppl is a process, during which both the person being helped learns (slowly, because they're disabled), and the person doing the helping learns as well, mistakes are bound to happen.

That makes sense.
"Deyquan! Dis lady wanna stay in da spare room. She say she a celebrity!".

So Chris stayed in one of those places you see on the Wire? Shit, I would have loved to know more about that.

How would people who are accustomed to witnessing drug murders react to seeing the strangest person ever? How would they describe him? Would they take him in again?

How would Chris describe a place that is so far removed from his regular world-view? Did he have a pleasant time? Will he be staying in ghettos again?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

How would Chris describe a place that is so far removed from his regular world-view? Did he have a pleasant time? Will he be staying in ghettos again?

He probably thought it was just another dimension and that's how things from that dimension are supposed to look.

They strengthen their arms with Bands of Power before administering Potions of Agility into their veins using Spikes of Healing or some shit.

 

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He probably thought it was just another dimension and that's how things from that dimension are supposed to look.

They strengthen their arms with Bands of Power before administering Potions of Agility into their veins using Spikes of Healing or some shit.

Lol you just described crackdens in CWCville.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Additionally, keep in mind that helping out disabled ppl is a process, during which both the person being helped learns (slowly, because they're disabled), and the person doing the helping learns as well, mistakes are bound to happen.

Well then, why don't you buy 600 dollars worth of crap, so you can help him. Nobody thinks they're doing anything by discussing this, because we are not getting anything done. It's just interesting to see this BS happen over and over again. I mean literally, it's a cycle that will repeat itself over and over again because Chris has no real appreciation for money or executive functioning skills.
It's now become part of his properties as a cow. Chris is always broke despite getting thousands of dollars a month. What's not to discuss?

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

How would people who are accustomed to witnessing drug murders react to seeing the strangest person ever? How would they describe him? Would they take him in again?

How would Chris describe a place that is so far removed from his regular world-view? Did he have a pleasant time? Will he be staying in ghettos again?

He probably thought it was just another dimension and that's how things from that dimension are supposed to look.

They strengthen their arms with Bands of Power before administering Potions of Agility into their veins using Spikes of Healing or some shit.

"Yo, you scarecrow-ass bitch, wanna share this crack?"
"Hmmm, No , I have a panel on the Ethics of Equestria in an hour. Also, my true and honest sweetheart, Mewtwo, is WHITE and he says doing that will hurt the portal to our Sister Dimension."
Chris-chan Conquers Compton, a Homerian comedy.

 

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Well then, why don't you buy 600 dollars worth of crap, so you can help him. Nobody thinks they're doing anything by discussing this, because we are not getting anything done. It's just interesting to see this BS happen over and over again. I mean literally, it's a cycle that will repeat itself over and over again because Chris has no real appreciation for money or executive functioning skills.

I didn't buy any of his stuff, but my point is that you won't be able to stop it either. Making an observation is fine, but people are clearly clutching pearls and working themselves up.

So why get angry at something you can't stop?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

@neural, has Chris really improved after the kiwi wall was built? Any key examples?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris spending $2000 at Bronycon is absolutely predictable if you look at what he was presented with:
http://2018.bronycon.org/marketplace
There was never any question - :autism: would prevail. Just a little here, a little there, and 5 hours later when you get to the other end of the room suddenly you're talking about real money!

 

[AJ 447]

Every cent Miss Cherry sent went to Bronycon merch. He didn't even have $100 in his checking when he left the con, and subsequently got standed at Sheetz on his way home.

I helped him in that situation because he was genuinely stuck. But this? No. I didn't even know during the breakdown that every cent went to the con.. I thought some went to bills, etc.

If I had known it didn't go to bills during the breakdown I would've said "Call your mother, explain everything, I can't help."

So how much money exactly did you spend on him?

 

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@neural, has Chris really improved after the kiwi wall was built? Any key examples?

The Kiwi wall is a preventative measure, you judge preventative measures in the reduction of negatives, not the increase in positives.

In that sense, I'd say that Chris doesn't receive so much spam as before, and he has peace of mind to feel confident about talking to ppl again, hence the deluge of content we're seeing now.

 

[Mr. 0]

@neural, has Chris really improved after the kiwi wall was built? Any key examples?

at the very least, we benefit from the kiwi wall because it prevents more I'M BATMAN calls

 

[An Ghost]

So how much money exactly did you spend on him?

From the stuck at gas station thread. $100.

Just got off the phone with Chris. A tow truck is on the way and will drive him home. The total cost was $102 after State Farm paid a portion. I asked about his mother being mad and she was actually sad, sorry and said she would pray for him to get home safely. He said that she's "too old to get mad" and that she hasn't screamed at him in "quite a while".

 

[GS 281]

This is great because its modern evidence of something twolls have been figuring out for a decade. Chris is an ungrateful asshole and will never appreciate anything anyone does for him. No matter sympathetic a situation may make him, he will find a way to show himself as such an asshole that the audience will say "eh, yeah, but he deserved it." Half the time it ends up with Chris pissing someone off enough that they become a twoll too.

 

[Mr. 0]

This is great because its modern evidence of something twolls have been figuring out for a decade. Chris is an ungrateful asshole and will never appreciate anything anyone does for him. No matter sympathetic a situation may make him, he will find a way to show himself as such an asshole that the audience will say "eh, yeah, but he deserved it." Half the time it ends up with Chris pissing someone off enough that they become a twoll too.

i hope chris falls down the stairs at 14 branchland ct and dies of a heart attack

 

[AJ 447]

rom the stuck at gas station thread. $100.

Okay. @The Captain is that the only time you helped out Chris financially? How much time do you spend doing favors for him, like promoting his eBay?

 

[GS 281]

i hope chris falls down the stairs at 14 branchland ct and dies of a heart attack

I hope barb rides the rigormortis when it sets in.

 

[An Ghost]

Okay. @The Captain is that the only time you helped out Chris financially? How much time do you spend doing favors for him, like promoting his eBay?

Null says he spends a few minutes each day checking email and maybe texting Chris. I don’t imagine eBay promotion is different.

 

[AJ 447]

Null says he spends a few minutes each day checking email and maybe texting Chris. I don’t imagine eBay promotion is different.

Are you @The Captain's secretary or something? Do I need to set up an appointment?