José Mourinho
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Born in 1982 so he's 36 years old now.
Lolcow Anthos the Crimson Impulse / Anthony Christian Bapst / The Unknown Autobot / TheMagus772 - Troll Hunter
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Shame because this shit would be spot-on satire.
The edginess, the transformers references, the shit audio quality, the use of comic sans. The fact it's legit is pretty damn sad.
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The only thing more hilariously lame than MovieBob in his Mario costume calling people man-babies might just be this guy in his costume calling people man-babies. At least MovieBob actually makes a decent amount of money making his videos and isn't some guy on welfare.
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The only thing more hilariously lame than MovieBob in his Mario costume calling people man-babies might just be this guy in his costume calling people man-babies. At least MovieBob actually makes a decent amount of money making his videos and isn't some guy on welfare.
Rincewind really let himself go.
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I dunno.
The only thing more hilariously lame than MovieBob in his Mario costume calling people man-babies might just be this guy in his costume calling people man-babies. At least MovieBob actually makes a decent amount of money making his videos and isn't some guy on welfare.
This guy is severely mentally impaired and probably doesn't know any better, Moviebob has a job, an apartment, etc.
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Alucard or DMC Dante coat, Naruto headband, looks like a Sailor Moon wand....
The only thing more hilariously lame than MovieBob in his Mario costume calling people man-babies might just be this guy in his costume calling people man-babies. At least MovieBob actually makes a decent amount of money making his videos and isn't some guy on welfare.
Nope I give up. The reverse vagina hat did it for me.
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At least Chris only wanted to be the mayor of an imaginary town ALA animal crossing but with Sonic characters. This guy wants to LARP as some kind of weebtard wizard samurai, while also being some kind of mlg nazi fighter.
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Kamen Rider Wizard (the worst Kamen Rider) rings, Kamen Rider Gaim (I think?) belt, Harry Potter shirt, what looks like some kind of sentai/PR sword.
And least we forget.... Harry Knowles hair.
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and countless other fandoms mashed into his fursona. It's like a frankenstein's monster made out of nerd fandoms and poor decisions/fashion choices
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"A BASEMENT apartment, friendo", which is Bobese for "I live in a basement".
Now I'm curious if this guy lives above ground.
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Same age as Chris but only a few months younger.
Just to help back that up:
Had Anthos been a form of satire and performance art, he could of been like a proto-Parkourdude91 but with trolls and nerd shit rather than Muslims and video games. Sadly, Anthos is 100% serious with all of this.
Thanks to his ED page and an archive of some RP account @Alan Pardew shared, the guy isn't just some weebtard wizard samurai, he also is a strip club owner, father that loves to spend some "quality time" with his own son/clone, and some adventuring robo fursona.
Above ground or in a basement, he's likely still living with his parents.
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The only thing more hilariously lame than MovieBob in his Mario costume calling people man-babies might just be this guy in his costume calling people man-babies. At least MovieBob actually makes a decent amount of money making his videos and isn't some guy on welfare.
I love his wizard hat. I think he went through a D&D phase at some point and has decided being a wizard is cooler than being an autobot. He's probably still an autobot too? I just really hope he gets back to making youtube videos. They're so bizarre I can't even come up with a good way to describe them. Those little cut scenes are the worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD7nTEqrCyQ
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Oh god.....I've seen this guy at a convention or two :0 I don't have details other than he seemed to blend with the rest of crazies.
I browsed his ED......and I instantly regret it
I browsed his ED......and I instantly regret it
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Way back when, Samuel Johnson said, "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." The 21st Century equivalent seems to be, "SJWism is the last refuge of a LOLcow."
And when these types say they want to "punch a Nazi," something tells me they wouldn't fare too well in a real-life, one-on-one confrontation with a genuine WN thug. Can you imagine this no-T aspie attempting to duke it out with, say, a blooded member of the Aryan Brotherhood?
And when these types say they want to "punch a Nazi," something tells me they wouldn't fare too well in a real-life, one-on-one confrontation with a genuine WN thug. Can you imagine this no-T aspie attempting to duke it out with, say, a blooded member of the Aryan Brotherhood?
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yeah, death by bullet or trench shovel. A quick and unceremonious end
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Problem is, even in an all-out civil war, very few people have the stomach for that sort of stuff.
I've often thought that the reason the late-Sixties anti-Vietnam/-Nixon/-Middle-America movement didn't turn into a general uprising, was because only a tiny, marginal minority of the folks on both sides were ready to kill over issues much bigger and more consequential than the antics of a couple hundred tiki torch-waving idiots. After Kent State and Jackson State (look up the latter), and the counterattack by homegrown terror groups like the Weather Underground and the FALN, most of the activists who'd been clamoring for revolution left the field. Nothing like dead bodies to separate the militant-crazy wheat, from the armchair-activist chaff.
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The only thing more hilariously lame than MovieBob in his Mario costume calling people man-babies might just be this guy in his costume calling people man-babies. At least MovieBob actually makes a decent amount of money making his videos and isn't some guy on welfare.
When your entire clothing wardrobe is from Spencers Gifts.
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