Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[666EVE666]

Can we get @666EVE666 to record this?

 

[ChubbyChaser]

I love how she films her "first step" outside in 10 days on Snapchat. And Becky says you haven't been outside?? Don't you live together and sleep in the same bed?? How would Becky not know AL hasn't been outside in 10 days?

 

[Donovan the Man]

If Amber ever admits to having sleep apnea, we all know she would never sterilize her her CPAP. It will give her a serious lung infection, and Amber has such a good track record of taking of care of serious health issues. I'm sure there won't be a video entitled "103 FEVER?!? I'm Sick Y'all. Torrid Haul and Eat With Me Later!" and she doesn't just confuse pneumonia for her normal breathing problems. Get treatment for apnea or not big gorl's gonna die from it.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I have a charge 2. Don't know what hambr has but all Fitbits use the same app. If you press on the semi circle log shown on hambers screenshot,it opens up to a graph which I've linked above

Fitbit is fairly accurate in sleep detection. Someone I wake in middle of night to take a piss if I had lots of wine previous night . Even that too shows up red as "awake" on Fitbit app

Can confirm, I literally just looked at mine to compare to hers. I'm legitimately a light sleeper and I feel I wake up a bit too often, but it's nowhere close to our gorl. Of course, I go to bed like a fucking adult to get to my adult job in the morning. 4 AM this gorl is going to bed. The only thing that surprises me is that she woke up at around 10.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I'm still failing to understand what she's suddenly so depressed about. She doesn't do anything all day long which arguably is depressing on its own and there's the whole weight issue, but none of these problems are new. More to the point, they're all self inflicted and could be remedied if she got off her ass and applied herself.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I love how she films her "first step" outside in 10 days on Snapchat. And Becky says you haven't been outside?? Don't you live together and sleep in the same bed?? How would Becky not know AL hasn't been outside in 10 days?

Spoiler

Psst...it's because Hambert is a fucking liar and a drama whore. Becky is off script. We all know ol gorl is not going that long with out the Chinese Buffet or Texas Roadhouse. Nice try, Hambert.

I'm still failing to understand what she's suddenly so depressed about. She doesn't do anything all day long which arguably is depressing on its own and there's the whole weight issue, but none of these problems are new. More to the point, they're all self inflicted and could be remedied if she got off her ass and applied herself.

She fucked with her meds. That's a one way ticket to crazy town. You don't mess with psychotropic drugs. She's clearly too :autism: to get that.

 

[sis no]

she does that Ajit Pai nervous laughter thing after every hate message. its so irritating

 

[Long time lurker]

I love how she films her "first step" outside in 10 days on Snapchat. And Becky says you haven't been outside?? Don't you live together and sleep in the same bed?? How would Becky not know AL hasn't been outside in 10 days?

It goes to show what an attentive and loving gorlfriend Becky is. In other words, Becky doesn't give a shit.

 

[blackfish]

Amberlynn is lying about her diagnosis. Because of course she is

 

[Long time lurker]

We have a thread for fan-made videos.

 

[blackfish]

We have a thread for fan-made videos.

yeah you're right. my bad, I'll use that one next time

 

[formerfatcow]

I have a charge 2. Don't know what hambr has but all Fitbits use the same app. If you press on the semi circle log shown on hambers screenshot,it opens up to a graph which I've linked above

Fitbit is fairly accurate in sleep detection. Someone I wake in middle of night to take a piss if I had lots of wine previous night . Even that too shows up red as "awake" on Fitbit app

Your Charge 2 must have been low on battery because it’s showing time awake vs asleep, instead of in-depth sleep stages like AL’s Fitbit. For AL’s sleep the lightest blue is REM sleep, the medium-tone blue is light sleep (which the Fitbit app says should be the majority of your sleep), and the darkest blue is deep sleep.

I’m a bit younger than AL, but it says women my age typically range from

• 5-20% awake (red) throughout the night
• 15-25% REM (lightest blue)
• 40-60% Light sleep(blue)
• 12-23% Deep sleep (dark blue)

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber addressing the diagnosing issue on askfm.
Apparently it would be dangerous if her online therapist refused to diagnose her. Huh.

 

[SweetDee]

I sure do enjoy how she doubles down on absolutely everything.

So dangerous not to diagnose someone online holylololol. I agree. Who needs to be examined in person anyway? Not Al apparently.

 

[DaintyHole]

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Amber addressing the diagnosing issue on askfm.
Apparently it would be dangerous if her online therapist refused to diagnose her. Huh.

bahahahaahahaha. So dangerous not to diagnose someone with BED, yet not dangerous for said person to eat out for each meal with snacks in between, while refusing to see a dietitian the whole time you totally knew. Plus, there's no proof this person even diagnosed her at all (didn't watch the video yet, but I doubt there's proof of it).

 

[ADHD]

There was no proof given, and it's unlikely that this person exists at all outside of Amber's imagination.

 

[Twinkie]

I sure do enjoy how she doubles down on absolutely everything.

The beanbag's in a hurry... to blow any chance of ever being #spon by BetterHelp

 

[Strine]

The beanbag's in a hurry... to blow any chance of ever being #spon by BetterHelp

I don't think they'll want to sponsor her if she makes fraudulent claims about diagnoses that could get them sued.

 

[Malibougie]

Even if she was diagnosed (which she wasn’t) she is going hold on to that diagnosis and run with it. What she won’t do is realize that a diagnosis isn’t the problem. The diagnosis is the symptom of what she actually needs to work on. What factors led her to having BED. Knowing she has it won’t cure it. She has to do the gnarly work of what has caused her to be a 530+ hippopotamus garbage disposal.

 

[Strine]

It goes to show what an attentive and loving gorlfriend Becky is. In other words, Becky doesn't give a shit.

I'd wager at this stage Becky just goes into the bedroom and throws food at her once an hour and then hangs out in the loungeroom with Eric to distract herself from her conscience. True love!