Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Let me attempt again to steer the conversation to something positive - a linguistic discovery I made that connects to GOD=7_4...

Since the 1st Grade, our teachers have taught English grammar and spelling including "Q is always followed by U". 'Coincidentally', Q is the 17th letter and 4 letters later is U. This 17 & 4 encodes 1 7_4 = 1 GOD and Jesus son of Joseph's real Birthday of 17.4 / 17th of April (6 BC).

Yeah, we dont care about that. Let's talk about how you arent married to your gf. How would God feel if he knew the things to do to each other while not married.

Or maybe she finds her needs elsewhere.
 
Brad has a selection of automatic responses he kicks out when he wants to show he's mad: "Liar!". "Evil!", "You insulted my girlfriend!", etc. I think his repertoire caps out at about 10 of those. Thing is, Brad isn't actually smart enough to match the result with the post... so he just cuts and pastes, thinking no one figures out what a dunce he is.

It'd be sad if he were just a tired old man... but when you're a tired old man who keeps screaming that you were Einstein, yeah, it's damned funny.
To be fair, I did insult his girlfriend earlier. I said what she was doing was vile and basically said that she was only staying with him for kicks. Here is the earlier quote from me:
The person who comes the closest to being the love of his life, someone he believes is his soulmate, someone who he believes he spent his life as Albert Einstein with, someone who does nothing to help his disease that he doesn't believe he has, simply keeps him around because his diseased brain is amusing to her.

How depressing and vile.

You know, I still haven't come close to reading this whole thread and it's a little hard keeping track of all the info about Brad, but I was really hoping she was keeping him around because she knew him before he completely went off the deep end. People don't always cut off communications and relationships with their loved ones even when they completely lose it unless they're dangerous. I was kinda hoping she was staying with him because she loved him for who he used to be and couldn't let go rather than for some kicks.
It was in response to this post:
To her, I think she thinks he's funny (his insanity is a joke it seems) and musical talent since she plays the violin I believe and the piano.
If the reason she claims to be his girlfriend is because he has a mental illness that is amusing to her, then she is a vile person because she keeps doing this vile thing. It has nothing to do with me being low enough to attack someone's girlfriend like Brad believes. Her being vile (if all that is true) is factual and I'm not going to apologize for saying something true. Brad can bitch about it all he wants, it doesn't stop what I said from being true.

The funny thing about this is is that that post with that insult was pretty much me defending Brad and, you know, being nice to him. It was basically me saying Brad deserves better. It had nothing to do with my feelings about Brad and it still pissed him off enough to 'judge' me. There's no pleasing him, really. I've been nice and he's insulted me, I've done as little as give him a neutral rating and he's insulted me, I've even basically defended him and he's still insulted me AND given me one of his insane and evil judgements.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what I do. He'll be an absolute asshole to me and others no matter what. I may as well return the favor. After all, he claims to be the Christ. Didn't Jesus tell people to treat others how you want to be treated? I guess Brad loves being treated like dirt.
 
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@trombonista/Anonymous Coward,

Do you have a mate? I don't even know if you're male, female or androgynous? I know you're an evil idiot. Please tell us about your relationship or lack of one.

Sentence: 35,000 years, 5,000 years non-commutable.
I finally got sentenced! It only took you... *checks* three years, seven months, and seventeen days.

Also, I'm a lady.
 
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The only person here who has ever "attacked" someones girlfriend/wife is you Richard.

Already stated where the source can be found. Not my issue that you're illiterate as fuck.

@The Telomerase Truth I only got that information because it was supposed written by his girlfriend on a forum. She also seems to not believe in his divinity...I wonder why?
 
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I finally got sentenced! It only took you... *checks* three years, seven months, and seventeen days.

Also, I'm a lady.
Congrats! Welcome to the club of people who Brad sentenced simply for hurting his fee fees. Because, as we all know, everything he considers evil or even demonic is because it or they hurt them.
No, @Alan Pardew drops in sometimes.
Are you the mod who usually merges Brad's posts? If so, I'm so sorry you have to deal with his incompetence like that.
The only person here who has ever "attacked" someones girlfriend/wife is you Richard.

Already stated where the source can be found. Not my issue that you're illiterate as fuck.

@The Telomerase Truth I only got that information because it was supposed written by his girlfriend on a forum. She also seems to not believe in his divinity...I wonder why?
Yes, I wonder why that is.

It's a real mystery to me.
 
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Congrats! Welcome to the club of people who Brad sentenced simply for hurting his fee fees. Because, as we all know, everything he considers evil or even demonic is because it or they hurt them.
Are you the mod who usually merges Brad's posts? If so, I'm so sorry you have to deal with his incompetence like that.


Yes, I wonder why that is.

It's a real mystery to me.
Yes they're the ones who is merging the posts.

He also doesn't like people having kids...Or a family. Something seems really off about that..Almost like he has family issues....
 
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So Richard...What made you decide to set up a 501 (3)(c)
MIAMI PHILHARMONIC STEEL & PERCUSSION ORCHESTRA INC
https://www.taxexemptworld.com/organization.asp?tn=518133

How come you failed to fill out the forms for three years for it?
https://www.guidestar.org/profile/65-0613179
Didn't understand how to fill them out? Or just didn't bother? How was the investigation from the IRS? Or do you know if it happened?

Jesus didn't ask for charity last I read, he gave to people.
Jesus did a lot of things in his life and there were a lot of things he didn't do. Brad here seems determined to do all the things he didn't do and none of the things he did.
 
No, @Alan Pardew drops in sometimes.
I feel for you, given I've reported a few times. It's just... fucking quintuple posting. Dick was always bad with multiposting but he's genuinely gotten worse over the years with it.
Seems there's five pages of posts about Richard taking perverse pleasure that voiceguy's wife died and attacking his grandmother and daughter and yet we're "the evil ones" lol.
His disasterthon was amazing as well, since he was actively hoping and trying to get proof that we as members either suffered or died over the course of a month-and-a-half. He even went over the clock out of desperation.

Also nice find with the completely failed "charity". Might be why he's more lonely and pissier than usual.
 
I feel for you, given I've reported a few times. It's just... fucking quintuple posting. Dick was always bad with multiposting but he's genuinely gotten worse over the years with it.

His disasterthon was amazing as well, since he was actively hoping and trying to get proof that we as members either suffered or died over the course of a month-and-a-half. He even went over the clock out of desperation.

Also nice find with the completely failed "charity". Might be why he's more lonely and pissier than usual.
Charity was set up before Richard said he started his "theory" in 1997. Think that has something to do with what's happened in the past 20 years? And thanks, found that while I was pickling some eggs.

Also what is up with Lolcows and charities and completely failing at them? At this point I believe Null could set one up despite all of the cows trying to ruin his life he'd succeed and flourish with one.

So I've been looking into Voiceguy and into why Richard here hates the guy so much (Don't worry man I wont dox you, you remind me of a larger Ed Greenwood lol). I can't find any faults in the guy and generally looks like the kindest man you'd ever meet and with a friendly smile that could fill a room AND what's this I see? A certain Aardvark.
 
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Only a real pussy repetitively insults someone's girlfriend. Man up! Just stick to trying to bully me or AM I too much for you?
Oh, I did nothing of that sort. I just pointed out that she must have been a really atrocious bitch in her earlier life if she's reborn in a shithole country into a poor family and then ends up on 'murica as the mail-order bride to some abusive asshole. You claim to be her soulmate of generations past and you claim to be God himself, that would mean you yourself cursed her for being a shitty person to get short-changed on her reincarnation like that.
Funny how that works. Mussolini and Hitler get reborn as super rich warmongers in high positions of power while your supposed soulmate suffers.
Come to think about it, if your current existence is about spreading your nonsense, how come you haven't been reborn into a fate that actually enables you to do that? You're just an ineffectual idiot in Miami, shitposting on an online stalker forum and noone has ever expressed the least bit of interest in your bullshit. You'll go to your grave, this thread will be locked and your legacy will be hundreds upon hundres of pages of impotent rage and whining.

Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as factory chickens for 35,000 years with 5,000 years non-commutable.
Error: Impotent rage could not be delivered to reciever due to lack of name and address attached to judgement. Please consult deity or supernatural being of choice for more info.

Note: You can repent...
Note: You can kiss my ass.

His disasterthon was amazing as well, since he was actively hoping and trying to get proof that we as members either suffered or died over the course of a month-and-a-half. He even went over the clock out of desperation.
That was around the time he repeatedly told me I should request in my will that someone should post on this forum if I die suddenly. That was over a year ago :story:
 
I'm a lady.
You're female, but you are no lady. Do you have a husband, boyfriend, gay lover - all three?

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I just tweaked this post of mine on Google+...

==April 7, 2016 - Beginning of the Masters Tournament==

Friday April 7, 30 AD (7.4.783 AUC) was when Jesus was crucified; see GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com . Y'shua bar Yosef was 34-years-old when he was lashed 39 times and crucified for 6 hours on the first day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC.

God-incarnate was born on Saturday (Sabbath) April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC. The Jewish Messiah was an Aries the Ram/Lamb - see astronomer http://MichaelMolnar.com . I've seen this birthdate of 4/17/6 BC for the Christ reported by the BBC, Discovery Channel, History Channel, CNN, FOX, and the CBS Christmas Special. (It's all over the Internet.) This birthdate has been known since the Knights Templar discovered it in 1128 while excavating the Temple Mount. It's been encoded with 4 London Masonic Lodges forming the first Grand Lodge in 1717, July 4, 1776, the Empire State Building being 417 yards high, the original 1 World Trade Center was 417 meters high, 'Q is followed by U' - Q(17) U(21), etc.

Almost every Bible scholar/historian agrees that King Herod I died in 4 BC. Therefore, it's been known for 2,000 years that Jesus would have to have been born sometime between 7-4 BC.

It was the tradition of the day for a rabbi to begin his work at age 30, as did John the Baptist and his 2nd cousin Jesus. The Christ taught and healed for about three years. Therefore, the only date where the 1st day of Passover aligns with Friday - before the Saturday Jewish Sabbath - was April 7, 30 AD. But there's more to this crucifixion date and birthdate of Jesus the Christ - much more!

GOD=7_4 Theory (G is the 7th letter, a circle is either 15 or zero or --- , D=4) was certainly known to the Hebrew mystics - the Essenes. Of course, they didn't know the English word 'GOD', but they knew the sacred combination of 7 & 4. They, like their neighbors the Babylonians, Persians, Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, etc., observed the 'Sacred 7 Luminaires', what we now call the '7 Classical Planets' and 4 can't easily be seen during the day (Venus can be)/4 don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus can). They also tracked the lunar cycle with its 4 phases of ~7 days (~7.4 days) each, thus 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. The lunar year (354 days) + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year. Big Dipper is 7 stars with 4 in its quadrilateral bowl, as is the Little Dipper. Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders and feet + Orion's Belt. Mars returns to same point in relation to the Sun and Earth every 47 years.

'As Above, So Below'

The ancient Babylonians, Egyptians, and Hebrews used the measurement of cubits. The common cubit was 6 palms x 4 fingers = 24 digits. (See Da Vinci's 'Vitruvian Man'.) But their sacred royal cubits added a palm for 7 palms x 4 fingers = 28 digits. Genasis 1:1/Bereshis 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters - it's God's Signature.

So, John the Baptist's birth of 12.11.747 AUC and Jesus' birth of 17.4.748 and crucifixion of 7.4.783 were clearly 'by design'; they're a proof of GOD the 'Grand Architect of the Universe' and the GOD=7_4 program/algorithm/code.

Later, we learned that Earth has 7 continents & 4 don't touch the equator/4 LARGE land masses surrounded by water, 4 seasons, the ancients' '7 Seas' & 4 oceans (although some today divide those into 7 oceans). ~74% of Earth's surface is liquid or frozen water. The human brain, heart, muscles, and newborns are 74% water. 74% of the elemental mass of this universe is hydrogen - ~74% of the Sun's mass is hydrogen. ~74% of everything in the Universe is dark energy (~69%) and ordinary matter (~5%), leaving ~26% dark matter.

M-theory/supergravity theory states there are 7 additional dimensions of hyperspace + the 4 common dimensions. Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime adds an analysis of time: 7 aspects of 'regular time' + 4 aspects of 'hypertime'.

Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) using 'the key'(74) of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26 gives us...

GOD=7_4
religion=74=R18+E5+L12+I9+G7+I9+O+N14
Judeans=74=J10+U21+D4+E5+A1+N14+S19
Jewish=74=J10+E5+W23+I9+S19+H8
Y'shua=74=Y25+S19+H8+U21+A1
Joshua=74=J10+O15+S19+H8+U21+A1
IESVS=74=I9+E5+S19+V22+S19
Jesus=74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19
Messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8
Cross=74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19
Muhammad=74=M13+U21+H8+A1+M13+M13+A1+D4

See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

@RomanesEuntDomus,

Sentence: The worst kind of luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as chickens (hens) for 35,000 years with 10,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under the worst and most hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


http://7seals.yuku.com

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Kiwifarmers,

I've been discussing your cases with GOD and GOD now tells me, "The 35,000 year sentences are not too much and raise their non-commutable sentences - they're not going to repent anyway. The Kiwifarmers don't deserve a prestigious reincarnation like hippos and rhinos; they'll transmigrate as factory chickens, beef cows, and lab rats."
 
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@RomanesEuntDomus,

Sentence: The worst kind of luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as chickens (hens) for 35,000 years with 10,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under the worst and most hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


http://7seals.yuku.com

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Kiwifarmers,

I've been discussing your cases with GOD and GOD now tells me, "The 35,000 year sentences are not too much and raise their non-commutable sentences - they're not going to repent anyway. The Kiwifarmers don't deserve a prestigious reincarnation like hippos and rhinos; they'll transmigrate as factory chickens, beef cows, and lab rats."
You haven't been discussing any of this with anyone, least of all God. I doubt very seriously you even mention it to Brenda.
 
Since you think you're god you're basically telling us you've been sitting in a room talking to yourself. Well that's one small step to admitting you're a lunatic.

So I decided to read the drivel Richard wrote about Herod. He doesn't mention why historians believe Herod died in 4BC. Josephus recorded that an eclipse happened and dying before Passover placing a date of March 29 to Apirl 4th 4BC for his death. If it was on 4.4.4 wouldn't that actually make him a greater man than you when he died? Granted, dying from kidney disease and gangrene (his genitals of all places) isn't a good way to die.
 
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