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[Nekromantik]

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Looks like this 'person' was slapped onto a blurry background in a shitty photo edit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transposit..._time_wearing_a_romper_never_thought_i_would/

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"A little story of how I 'transitioned' from a normal guy into a monstrous venom that's almost like it's making the Earth vomit."

Fixed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpositive/comments/995mq9/a_little_story/

It's always girl, never lady or woman. That's very telling in how they view the opposite sex.

 

[Branchland Count]

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"A little story of how I 'transitioned' from a normal guy into a monstrous venom that's almost like it's making the Earth vomit."

Fixed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpositive/comments/995mq9/a_little_story/

Exceptional dosen't even begin to describe this person. The pokemon stuff isn't unexpected for the trans side of autism, but who attends the grand opening of McDonald's and is on a first name basis with the staff?

I had a quick glance at his Reddit history and was incredibly surprised to find that he apparently has a wife and son. There's bound to be more gold in there, but for now I think a picture says enough.

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[0 0]

It's always girl, never lady or woman. That's very telling in how they view the opposite sex.

Well, also keep in mind that they often dress in ridiculous, overcolored outfits, princess dresses, and pose in a way they think is "cutesy." Women don't dress like clowns and seize in front of a camera like five year olds. When you see them dress or pose like this, that's their perception of women and it's usually very warped.

 

[break these cuffs]

When are we going to address the real victim here? Troons are really fucking shit up for super butch ladies. Used to be a regular gym schedule, a bit of luck and a winning personality could be enough to help these ladies find a happy relationship. Now every woman with an unfortunate facial structure risks being confused with a disturbed man.
At least they can differentiate by dressing like an adult.

People really need to calibrate their troondar. They really aren't hard to spot. They look just as off in real life as they do online. Yes, even the ones who dress like normal people. Things like facial structure, adam's apple, and hairline are easy to spot, but they can all be changed through surgery. If in doubt you should look at hands and shoulder/hip ratio. That can't be changed unless maybe if they started fucking up their bodies before puberty.

 

[Cryin RN]

Well, also keep in mind that they often dress in ridiculous, overcolored outfits, princess dresses, and pose in a way they think is "cutesy." Women don't dress like clowns and seize in front of a camera like five year olds. When you see them dress or pose like this, that's their perception of women and it's usually very warped.

What you notice a lot on the reddit communities is trannies dressing up as the women they want to fuck, especially the women they wanted to fuck when they were in their teens/twenties. Older transitioners go for tacky blonde wigs/boob jobs/short skirts/heels like the pin-up mags they were into in the 80's; younger transitioners think lolita shit and emo socks are appropriate daytime wear. Remember they're sexually aroused by their own image, so what they put on is what gave them a boner, and tbh the amount of cat ears on 30-year-olds makes a good case for banning anime.

Edit: Locker room flasher LOVES attention and posted again to tell the haters that swinging his dick in the ladies' room makes him Rosa Parks.

Regarding the hypothetical cis-gendered women who might be uncomfortable by the sight of my genitals in the locker room, I would say that yes, change is uncomfortable, but change happens nonetheless. I imagine that there were white women who were unhappy when they suddenly began seeing black women in their locker rooms after they were desegregated. There was a period of adjustment. This is now seen as totally normal.

He's already been validated by a few clueless asspatters so the damage is already done, but thankfully most of the commenters are pointing out that he's acting like a retard.

 

[TheRealDerekSmart]

It's always girl, never lady or woman. That's very telling in how they view the opposite sex.

Its ALWAYS been the case with the mental cases as opposed to the handful of few genuine cases of people who are convinced they are in the wrong body.

They either dress like a whore or a 13 hear old girl because its not that they feel they are in the wrong body, its because they are either mentally ill sexual deviants who now have a socially acceptable way of living out that fetish in public, or just plain mental and trying to get as far away from themselves as possible.

Exceptional dosen't even begin to describe this person. The pokemon stuff isn't unexpected for the trans side of autism, but who attends the grand opening of McDonald's and is on a first name basis with the staff?

I had a quick glance at his Reddit history and was incredibly surprised to find that he apparently has a wife and son. There's bound to be more gold in there, but for now I think a picture says enough.

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Fuck sake “ I just wanted to look cute”.

This is what happens when you have no support network, this guys brain is probably so broken its was 50/50 him believing he is a woman trapped in a mans body as he is believing he is Lego Godzilla.

 

[Some Random Soul]

Wish I knew what kind of drugs they were on before taking this selfie, but whatever, at least they admitted they're wearing a fucking wig!

https://www.reddit.com/r/transposit...s_feeling_myself_a_lot_here_too_bad_this_wig/

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I feel the worst for the actual women who are 5'10"+. Pretty sure that as tranny rates rise, there will eventually be more amazon "women" than actual amazons, which means that tall girls are going to get TSA-style patdowns from every date who's been burned by a surprise pickle.

There's a 6'5" woman at my gym who I thought was trans. Turns out she's not, but man, I felt like an ass

 

[Red Sun]

There's a 6'5" woman at my gym who I thought was trans. Turns out she's not, but man, I felt like an ass

You really shouldn't feel too bad about it. If she was seriously 6'5" or taller, I don't think any amount of femininity could make me 100% sure it's a real woman. That height is a 1 in 832,568 chance for females and 1 in 239 for men. Considering that this was at a gym and she might have been muscular, you didn't draw any illogical conclusions at all.

 

[Boss Bass]

People really need to calibrate their troondar. They really aren't hard to spot. They look just as off in real life as they do online. Yes, even the ones who dress like normal people. Things like facial structure, adam's apple, and hairline are easy to spot, but they can all be changed through surgery. If in doubt you should look at hands and shoulder/hip ratio. That can't be changed unless maybe if they started fucking up their bodies before puberty.

Sure, but that’s the opposite of what I was saying. I’m not arguing about the inability to spot a transgender person, I’m talking about the false positive of seeing a butch woman and running through the list you specified.

 

[Dysnomia]

What you notice a lot on the reddit communities is trannies dressing up as the women they want to fuck, especially the women they wanted to fuck when they were in their teens/twenties. Older transitioners go for tacky blonde wigs/boob jobs/short skirts/heels like the pin-up mags they were into in the 80's; younger transitioners think lolita shit and emo socks are appropriate daytime wear. Remember they're sexually aroused by their own image, so what they put on is what gave them a boner, and tbh the amount of cat ears on 30-year-olds makes a good case for banning anime.

Edit: Locker room flasher LOVES attention and posted again to tell the haters that swinging his dick in the ladies' room makes him Rosa Parks.



He's already been validated by a few clueless asspatters so the damage is already done, but thankfully most of the commenters are pointing out that he's acting like an exceptional individual.

Nice try but you're still a man. So women have to back down and let waggling dingdongs into their spaces because of your feelings?

So he's saying that women who are scared of this sort of thing need to STFU because penises in your face is happening in women only spaces.

No it's not.

All that random femibabble about the patriarchy doesn't change the fact that it's women who feel uncomfortable with you changing and peeing in the same space as them. I've said this before in other threads, I believe there's some biological reason why women don't like being in a vulnerable segregated space with a strange man.

 

[fishing bird]

Exceptional dosen't even begin to describe this person. The pokemon stuff isn't unexpected for the trans side of autism, but who attends the grand opening of McDonald's and is on a first name basis with the staff?

I had a quick glance at his Reddit history and was incredibly surprised to find that he apparently has a wife and son. There's bound to be more gold in there, but for now I think a picture says enough.

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This guy is absolutely fucked in the head. For starters: he posted about someone "clocking" he's a man and complains because he was wearing a dress and had "f'in tits visible":

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Then two days later posted this photograph of himself where he doesn't look even the slightest bit feminine, regardless of his bitch tits:

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He looks like a fat Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Show, for Christ's sake. And he's 6'3" too: add in the Pokemon headband and I can't even imagine what people are thinking when they see him walking down the street.

Secondly, he had to be told to stop posting horny stuff on /r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns after bombarding the sub with stuff like this:

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Like, how creepy do you need to be for a board of horny troons to tell you to cool your jets? Just as an aside, I wonder if his wife knows he's spending his free time propositioning other MTFs for sex on Reddit...

Finally, I have no clue what this even means, but ten days ago he posted this: "How I feel when wifey gives her pickles to our daughter..."
with a photograph of a young Japanese girl.

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I really worry about this guy's kids.

 

[Nekromantik]

My first thought is he's projecting something sexual on to it. He want's to have a mommy, pickles are dicks? That's just super gross.

 

[Red Sun]

And he's 6'3" too

Why are they all so fuckin tall? Why is it that so many troons are abnormally tall even for men? Like, it wasn't long ago that I saw constant posts on /r9k/ that basically read like "if you're 5'6" or under, you're hardly a man anyway, so you may as well become a cute girl instead of a pathetic dude", but I've never once seen a trans girl of below average male height. It's so bizarre. Height is a desirable quality for males and dudes over 6' have been shown in some studies (of dubious scientific value tbf) to get significantly more positive attention from women. It's also correlated positively with penis size and physical strength. Why are these the guys taking estrogen and cutting their dicks off? I have so many questions for them

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Exceptional dosen't even begin to describe this person. The pokemon stuff isn't unexpected for the trans side of autism, but who attends the grand opening of McDonald's and is on a first name basis with the staff?

I had a quick glance at his Reddit history and was incredibly surprised to find that he apparently has a wife and son. There's bound to be more gold in there, but for now I think a picture says enough.

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I don't understand why anyone would take a photo from this angle. I don't think he's actually so incredibly fat that he has that level of double chins; it's the terrible angle.

Why are they all so fuckin tall? Why is it that so many troons are abnormally tall even for men? Like, it wasn't long ago that I saw constant posts on /r9k/ that basically read like "if you're 5'6" or under, you're hardly a man anyway, so you may as well become a cute girl instead of a pathetic dude", but I've never once seen a trans girl of below average male height. It's so bizarre. Height is a desirable quality for males and dudes over 6' have been shown in some studies (of dubious scientific value tbf) to get significantly more positive attention from women. It's also correlated positively with penis size and physical strength. Why are these the guys taking estrogen and cutting their dicks off? I have so many questions for them

I was going to say that! Brianna Wu has gotta be at least 6'5" (noticeably taller than 6'2" Janet Reno). I saw a poster, who, granted, may have been a troll, on r/tall saying he's 7 fucking feet and came out as trans.

I just went to r/mtf and found a 'how tall are you' thread.
46 respondents. 15 between 5'9" and 5'11". 2 5'8", and 8 6'0". 10 shorter than 5'8" (including one 5'2"). 11 taller than 6'0", including one 6'6".

Also, have a thread from r/tall where a guy complains about how all the tall girls on dating websites are actually mtfs: https://www.reddit.com/r/tall/comments/4y5blp/controversial_opinion_on_why_tall_dating_is_hard/

 

[Red Sun]

Also, have a thread from r/tall where a guy complains about how all the tall girls on dating websites are actually mtfs: https://www.reddit.com/r/tall/comments/4y5blp/controversial_opinion_on_why_tall_dating_is_hard/

Had a good laugh at all the people going "As a 6'5" straight trans woman, I don't think it's a problem, and also if we tell you that we're trans before the date, you'll murder us".

Then you scroll down and it's all "fuck you op suck my girldick i'm glad you're lonely"

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I googled a bunch of famous troons to see how tall they are, and honestly I couldn't think of enough for it to be representative of anything and they were mostly normal male height, but I did find one who disproves any thoughts about short = passing: Chelsea Manning. He's 5'2". (Because of kinda shitty reasons--his parents were alcoholics and his sister wound up being responsible for feeding him as a baby. Also he may or may not have a fetal alcohol spectrum disorder, which kinda explains a lot.)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's also correlated positively with penis size and physical strength. Why are these the guys taking estrogen and cutting their dicks off? I have so many questions for them

Not true at all. Height and penis size have zero correlation. There is no physical trait that corresponds to penis size other than the penis size itself. It's genetic like everything else.

Same with strength, which is generally related to the amount of free testosterone you have

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Not true at all. Height and penis size have zero correlation. There is no physical trait that corresponds to penis size other than the penis size itself. It's genetic like everything else.

Same with strength, which is generally related to the amount of free testosterone you have

It could also be that a statistically significant amount of taller than average men have an extra Y chromosome, and this is messing up whatever studies they were looking at. I don't think your average 6'2" neckbeard egg is gonna be super strong.
Although, speaking of chromosomes, I wonder how many trans women have Klinefelter syndrome? That's when you have XXY chromosomes, and they're taller than average but have less strength and less testosterone.

 

[Donovan the Man]

It could also be that a statistically significant amount of taller than average men have an extra Y chromosome, and this is messing up whatever studies they were looking at. I don't think your average 6'2" neckbeard egg is gonna be super strong.
Although, speaking of chromosomes, I wonder how many trans women have Klinefelter syndrome? That's when you have XXY chromosomes, and they're taller than average but have less strength and less testosterone.

Klinefelter's has a unique tell, men with it have broad hips. How much that would be noticeable when you're a fat ass troon, I wouldn't know.

A man with Klinefelter's probably would make a decent troon, they have baby faces, a womanly shape, narrow shoulders with prepackaged tits, poor body and facial hair growth.