Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Will you be my fwiend? said:
Horrifying, scarring mental imagery aside (Thanks, you fucks), here's the real question: IS there a limit for his absurdity? Chris has gone from selling used toys and games (that arguably collectors could find interest in if they removed the signature), to crappy prints and photos, and now he's selling awful shit that isn't even Official CWC (TM) branded, it's that shitty Chinese BARBCO knock-off. Is there a bottom to this barrel? The logical side of me that understands how financial trends work argue that surely there must be, but I really thought we would have seen this gravy train end for Chris several sales pitches ago. Is CWC literally magic? (and if he is, why not just conjure up Slavechus he can sell off endlessly?)
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He should dig up Patti and sell her bones.
 
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Mason Verger said:
These people are basically carney folk now. They'll sell you the maggots out of Barbs ass at this point.

There was talk of whether Chris should get his own tv show in another thread, but there's already a show called "Shameless".
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A talentless, bald re-tard already has his own show...his name is Jimmy Kimmel.
 
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George Beorge said:
Not gonna lie this shit with Barb is genuinely some of the most fucked up shit Chris has done in years. Every video he makes forcing her to read his stupid plugs makes me uncomfortable and now he's making her "sign" an object of her ridicule for monetary gain.
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Now that he's learned he can slap her around like a bitch, he can pimp her out like a bitch, too.
 
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Chris lowered the price of everything. How desperate is he on getting that paper? Some major bills due? Its only a week and half till the tugboats come in to port.
 
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AnOminous said:
Now that he's learned he can slap her around like a bitch, he can pimp her out like a bitch, too.
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The only one who would pay for her services is Chris though, so nothing's really changed here.
 
And with this bit of negative feedback, Chris's rating has dropped below 90%.

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Also, someone left neutral feedback:

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I can believe Chris would call that guy a troll because he did so to a customer over Twitter a while back, though I'm not sure why the guy opened a dispute over the Barb photo, which he only bought 4 days ago.
 
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George Beorge said:
Not gonna lie this shit with Barb is genuinely some of the most fucked up shit Chris has done in years. Every video he makes forcing her to read his stupid plugs makes me uncomfortable and now he's making her "sign" an object of her ridicule for monetary gain.
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She's mearly reaping the benefits of the seeds she sowed over three and a half decades ago. The entitled little shit attempting to use her brittle teeth and holey buttocks for pitty points is a monster of her own creation.
 
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