Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So Blob's argument seems to be "When we punish people for wrongthink and for saying bad words, we're sincere. When our opponents do it, they're acting out of fake outrage and are only doing it to push a political agenda. "

It's Bob's essence, in a way. Bob thinks that if A says X and B says X, they are saying different things and it is possible to agree with B without agreeing with A.

That's why he's incoherent. He's more like an 8th Century monk raving from the top of a column than an actual modern thinker.
 
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Bob: "Always be suspicious of "woke" #brands"
Also Bob: "Be wary of performative anti-corporatism regarding Captain Marvel."

Pick one.
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And more slapfights.
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The situation with rape accusations and relationships isn't as bad as you think it is. I can regularly hug women and put my arm around them and they like it. Nobody is accusing me or anyone I've seen in person of rape for small gestures, touches, or looking. I would say this is because women actually like to be in relationships and be seen as attractive and get attention from men. They are wising up to the fact that false accusations ruin not just their current relationship, but all of their relationships. In addition to the fact that shooting down relationships they probably won't be able to get back anytime soon was a bad idea to begin with. I would spin this as a positive by saying "the left's extreme definitions for what constitutes unlawful behavior are jettisoning their appeal away" But Bob would spin this as a positive by saying "We haven't shipped men and women off to separate islands YET, it hasn't gotten that bad YET, stop complaining."
 
So Bob retweeted this exceptional tweet from Arthur Chu. I lost brain cells when I saw this.
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What the FUCK are you saying?! So you're approving head-on assault which is a CRIME IN ALL SENSE OF THE WORD. Condoning race crimes as well because "fack white people." Does this exceptional man realize he is approving hate speech by not only retweeting this but also giving away how much of a piece of shit he is? Jesus Christ, do these guys have no moral bone to pick on. They'll shit talk their own mother if it benefits them
 
With Chu's, you always lose.
I like hearing about all these alternate reality versions of Trump that supposedly fail all the time and never branched out from real estate (or was only ever a reality TV host). It's too bad we'll never meet them.
We mostly hear about that from people that would let a failure destroy them and spend the rest of their days begging for pity cash on social media, not someone that would learn from failure and move on.
 
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MovieBob completely bungled the interpretation of Nightmare Before Christmas with his stupid fat hands. The takeaway from that movie isn't "he should have stayed in Halloween Town and learned nothing." My lord what a great big fat dumb idiot.

Late to the party as usual (this thread moves so damn fast), but if you desperately wanted to overanalyze the film, you could say "Nightmare Before Christmas" actually illustrates a healthy process of cultural enrichment. Jack's own culture is stale, at least for him; he seeks out something new, finds it fascinating, and wants to integrate it into his own world, but he doesn't understand it and bungles the whole thing. There's some serious fallout, but he realizes what he did wrong and moves to make amends. Santa Claus saves Christmas and, afterwards, demonstrates his forgiveness by giving Halloween Town something new and beautiful--snow. The film ends with each of the former antagonists acknowledging each other (Santa saying "Happy Halloween," Jack saying "Merry Christmas") and a celebration.

Bob is such a bitter little goblin of a man that he can't even recognize forgiveness and reconciliation in a freaking kid's movie. Christmas Town is not going to be demanding reparations two hundred years down the line or ordering Halloween Town to let in their elf refugees.
 
Bob is such a bitter little goblin of a man that he can't even recognize forgiveness and reconciliation in a freaking kid's movie. Christmas Town is not going to be demanding reparations two hundred years down the line or ordering Halloween Town to let in their elf refugees.

Bob, if you're hate-reading this thread? THIS WOULD BE SATIRE.
 
Oh neat. Can u link me to the thread? (Want to be sure i go to the right one.)
Oh sorry, this is the Comicsgate thread. It's about Marvel Entertainment hiring crazy people who believe their costumers are Nazis. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/comicsgate.38138/

Bob: "Always be suspicious of "woke" #brands"
Also Bob: "Be wary of performative anti-corporatism regarding Captain Marvel."

Pick one.
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It's pretty obvious he's covering his ass as whenever he does the corporate dicksucking, both the "Nazis" and people "on his own side" yell at him about how billion dollar Disney movies only make the Mouse richer and does nothing for whatever cause they pretend to support.
 
Oh sorry, this is the Comicsgate thread. It's about Marvel Entertainment hiring crazy people who believe their costumers are Nazis. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/comicsgate.38138/


It's pretty obvious he's covering his ass as whenever he does the corporate dicksucking, both the "Nazis" and people "on his own side" yell at him about how billion dollar Disney movies only make the Mouse richer and does nothing for whatever cause they pretend to support.
This is why Gunn's firing scares Bob, SJWs, and Comic Creators so much Gunn made Disney billions he redefined the Guardians brand to the point Cartoons, Toys, Merchandise, the Comics, and even Disney Rides reflect his version of the Guardians and Disney still dumped him once he became a liability to the brand he helped create. Bob like the comic creators not only have disdain for the costumers but actively antagonism if any corporation gave a serious look into their twitter history they're collective asses are gone and on the street.
 
This is why Gunn's firing scares Bob, SJWs, and Comic Creators so much Gunn made Disney billions he redefined the Guardians brand to the point Cartoons, Toys, Merchandise, the Comics, and even Disney Rides reflect his version of the Guardians and Disney still dumped him once he became a liability to the brand he helped create. Bob like the comic creators not only have disdain for the costumers but actively antagonism if any corporation gave a serious look into their twitter history they're collective asses are gone and on the street.
You'd think the reaction would be to lighten up and "do better" as they love to say, but Bob in particular has just doubled down to the point that he's created at least a dozen more potentially career-ending tweets. The ultimate irony in all of this is that James Gunn himself approves of the firing, and likely thinks hand-wringers like Bob aren't helping the healing process.
 
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