Mail Time with Null

[Goofy Logic]

Why the fuck do you assume I know what you're talking about?

:autism:.

The answer is always :autism:.

 

[crunchysalty]

I don't get it.

 

[TL 532]

I don't get it.

I think some dumbass emailed Null instead of posting in some Cows thread. Not sure which cow though, some streamer.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

@Anus?

 

[Anus]

@Anus?

Not me, but

 

[crunchysalty]

Maybe agnus the beef?

 

[Null]

This is a silly maymay email I got. The phone # they provide goes to the FBI.

Received: from mout.gmx.com (mout.gmx.com [74.208.4.201])
by vps66647.public.cloudvps.com (Postfix) with ESMTPS id 5982642761
for <null@kiwifarms.net>; Sat, 25 Aug 2018 17:37:49 +0200 (CEST)
Received: from [94.10.141.77] ([94.10.141.77]) by web-mail.mail.com
(3c-app-mailcom-lxa07.server.lan [10.76.45.8]) (via HTTP); Sat, 25 Aug 2018
From: "Cyber Services" <internetintelligence@cyberservices.com>
To: null@kiwifarms.net
Subject: CYBER REPORT NOTICE.

DO NOT REPLY EMAIL<<

To: kiwifarms.net [Whom it may concern]

I am writing to confirm that due to recent suspicious activities and terrorist operating the Internet. Your website is authorised by the intelligence to monitor all information and activity on the 25/08/2018.°6:47PM.

[This does not affect your rights using the Internet]

Many reports were submitted by the public.
It came to our attention that some staff logged some information raising concerns. This may lead to prosecution if the activities continues and reports by local law enforcement notifying us complaints.

I would like to notify you further of any interests can allow us to investigate further without permission required at anytime.

To avoid any further concerns, or may realise kiwifarms.net is damaging to individuals or public safety leading to offences, please contact support from your Website hoster or delete the Website as recommended. But this does not affect previous history of locating records on our technology to discover information needed.

If you have any further queries or concerns contact us at

TELEPHONE:
202-324-3000

- Extentions may be required and calls may cost to your service provider.
{Calls are monitored for safety and training purposes}


DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL AS REPONSES WILL BE SENT TO OUTBOX<<

(The domain goes nowhere and the email uses British spelling.)

 

[American Chad]

This seems like something that an AI bot put together after scanning someone's spam folder. It's about as credible as those emails saying that someone used your webcam to capture you jerking off to porn, and they'll send the video to your entire contact list if you don't give them Bitcoins. It's not surprising that the domain doesn't go anywhere, and they're using a Washington, DC area FBI office phone number when you probably have a field office closer to you.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

(The domain goes nowhere and the email uses British spelling.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Yeah, this is clearly a generated phishing email, it has all the hallmarks except targetted to webmasters. You and about 20,000 other domain admin e-mail addresses today got a similar mail I'd bet.

Perhaps the domain in question has already been busted and shut down. Either way, I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Yay we have our very own personal British FBI officer. I want us to give them a name.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL AS REPONSES WILL BE SENT TO OUTBOX"

wat

please reply to email so we can see where it goes

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

FBI don't make spelling errors like this as it's easy for people to fuck them over for it. Either spambot of some sort or some cow taking the piss. Also, why would mail be sent to the Outbox? Didn't know the FBI used Outlook.

Also of note
https://www.fbi.gov/scams-and-safety/on-the-internet
They also have their own email to send stuff to you but will often just call you or show up at your door. Anything in an email stating it's the FBI is not them.

Bit of an edit, that ip is from the UK and the mail came from mail.com, https://www.mail.com/email/ hope that helps @Null

 

[stets]

It's about as credible as those emails saying that someone used your webcam to capture you jerking off to porn, and they'll send the video to your entire contact list if you don't give them Bitcoins.

Wait, are you saying that those e-mails are scams and that this isn’t technically possible?

Unrelated, but does anyone know how I can get bitcoin back that I sent accidently?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wait, are you saying that those e-mails are scams and that this isn’t technically possible?

Unrelated, but does anyone know how I can get bitcoin back that I sent accidently?

Find Satoshi Nakamoto, become their personal toy.

 

[Null]

An example of spam I get.

 

[AprilRains]

Does the article include instructions on making a vape dick-safe? If so, it might be more topical than you think.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wait, are you saying that those e-mails are scams and that this isn’t technically possible?

Unrelated, but does anyone know how I can get bitcoin back that I sent accidently?

I found this out the hard way. I thought I'd found a really easy way to sexually harass everyone I know, and then it turns out it's fake and I have to go back to sending the videos out myself.

An example of spam I get.

View attachment 537116

How the fuck do you vape like a pro? Are there pro-vapers? How well-defended are they, out of curiosity?

 

[GethN7]

An example of spam I get.

View attachment 537116

I've gotten similar for random shit I wrote on All The Tropes.

These emails all read like "please signal boost my shitty site even though you have no reason to give a damn about mine".

 

[Terrorist]

I mean maybe they wanted to teach LGBT finances in the same way that Greta teaches you not to do it

Glen or Glenda? Actually, both goods can be optimally allocated in the same gender identity.