Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[TS 298]

Has Lucas ever been good at anything?

Eating.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh boy, Viking Chess, again Lucas swings and misses trying to sound clever.

I won't chess sperg too much, but Viking chess is very easy to break. The king side has a large advantage, to the point most players whom are with the king, (and at times to pick who plays) bids in how many moves they can win. If you need an insane challenge, that doesn't require you to buy new stuff can play Chess960, it's such a cluster fuck since played professional one guy has won 1/4 of the time. I'd bet Lucas doesn't even know En Passant, to be fair my 7 year old god daughter also struggles with this and I'd put some of their skills like their patience levels, and table manners also near the same.

Also he paid a lot for that, but what's scary unlike someone like Chris who just spends Lucas is willing to not price shop because he can walk around a mall and be creeping.

Eating.

He's not even good at that, we've seen him eat and this isn't related to his cooking being a war crime. He shovels calories in his face like a POW.

 

[ManbearPig]

Can anyone confirm if what this guy on YouTube is saying is true? I’d really like to see these screenshots.

 

[Bassomatic]

Some of it we can confirm and have statements and proof of, not all though.

We know he was banned from star bux, the fight and threats not sure.
Love with 11 year old, yes. He admitted it and his family agreed.
Jail and his DV charge we've posted it found it he owns up to part of it. He claims he just threw a glass at a wall. You do not get Domestic violence charges let alone spend almost 2 months in jail for it and get a restraining order (that he violated and blamed her for having a job where he wanted to squat)

Mind you this is not a full list of his awful behavior just what was brought up there.

I do ask the person to post the proof of the unverified claims. Plus we kiwis love adding new people and their pov to cows.

I also do want to kinda chuckle at the posters reeeeing, Lucas will always fail, by his own doing it's fine to comment, mock and insult him. But do it and move on with life, this person is making it a crusade. Lucas is great because unlike most pedophiles who hide in the rank and file of society he literally wears it on his chest (remember his ask me about older fathers and telomeres shirts?) So we don't need to warn the world he does it for us... that and his stink.

 

[ManbearPig]

Can I see the screenshot about him wanting to fuck an 11 year old? It’s funny how his family admitted it yet in that conversation between Lucase’s mom and queenburittosupreme his mom said Lucas has never committed any crime or been suspected of a crime. She blatantly lied since Lucas was arrested for domestic violence and apparently his parents kicked him out of their
house because he would not stop trying to fuck underage girls, he tard raged when they told him to stop.

 

[AnOminous]

View attachment 527180 View attachment 527181 View attachment 527180 View attachment 527181 Can anyone confirm if what this guy on YouTube is saying is true? I’d really like to see these screenshots.

Whoever that is needs to lol calm down he's going to have a heart attack.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh boy, Viking Chess, again Lucas swings and misses trying to sound clever.

I won't chess sperg too much, but Viking chess is very easy to break. The king side has a large advantage, to the point most players whom are with the king, (and at times to pick who plays) bids in how many moves they can win. If you need an insane challenge, that doesn't require you to buy new stuff can play Chess960, it's such a cluster fuck since played professional one guy has won 1/4 of the time. I'd bet Lucas doesn't even know En Passant, to be fair my 7 year old god daughter also struggles with this and I'd put some of their skills like their patience levels, and table manners also near the same.

Also he paid a lot for that, but what's scary unlike someone like Chris who just spends Lucas is willing to not price shop because he can walk around a mall and be creeping.



He's not even good at that, we've seen him eat and this isn't related to his cooking being a war crime. He shovels calories in his face like a POW.

This will horrify you but Lucas would be too busy hitting on your daughter to play game.

 

[Bassomatic]

Can I see the screenshot about him wanting to fuck an 11 year old? It’s funny how his family admitted it yet in that conversation between Lucase’s mom and queenburittosupreme his mom said Lucas has never committed any crime or been suspected of a crime. She blatantly lied since Lucas was arrested for domestic violence and apparently his parents kicked him out of their
house because he would not stop trying to fuck underage girls, he tard raged when they told him to stop.

It's in the earlier part of the thread. I know it's in there and I hope you can take my good word.

I've never messed with lolcow wiki but Lucas really needs one, but there's 275+ pages of him now, so for me to pull up a single post kinda would be a shit ton of digging. I'll put a note to dig around for a hall of fame horrors for Lucas if someone who plays with the wiki wants to do one for the Spokane disgrace.

This will horrify you but Lucas would be too busy hitting on your daughter to play game.

Thank god she's gonna be able to out wit and run him.

 

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This maybe?

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[AmpleApricots]

I like how he gets told that a close family member of the person he is talking with died and he straight up ignores it/doesn't care and keeps sperging about wanting to fuck kids. He's such a piece of shit on so many levels.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

I like how he gets told that a close family member of the person he is talking with died and he straight up ignores it/doesn't care and keeps sperging about wanting to fuck kids. He's such a piece of shit on so many levels.

At this point, it's a lot easier to list the ways he isn't a piece of shit, unfortunately. He just seems to get more creepy and just get more awful.

 

[Trainwreck]

Balding and a ponytail?! Lucas straight up screams pedo without even opening his mouth.

 

[Bassomatic]

You know he thinks he looks like some hip european professor elite slicked back hair and pony tail.. lol no.

Also why does he keep trying the shame angle of bigotry? Has that ever worked, I can't picture how well this works "oh boy I hate me some niggers!" dude that's racist WTF I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE NOW!! Also for an open minded anti bigot like Lucas why would he want to date someone who's bigoted but gives him a free "uncle tom" pass? It's almost like he's trying every angle to shame women into dating him, that's another reason he targets children, not only are they not emotionally mature to know much better his age and scolding hits on the parental/adult move.

If you are the age of girl Lucas is into, your parents should have told you to respect adults, this is his angle to get laid.. and it's still not working a decade later.

 

[AnOminous]

It's almost like he's trying every angle to shame women into dating him, that's another reason he targets children, not only are they not emotionally mature to know much better his age and scolding hits on the parental/adult move.

There are chicks into older dudes, but they're not into older homeless, schizophrenic dudes who are fat and ugly and have no money or future.

 

[DrJonesHat]

There are chicks into older dudes, but they're not into older homeless, schizophrenic dudes who are fat and ugly and have no money or future.

There probably is some attractive twenty-something young woman who is into homeless dudes. But they all end up chained up in her basement after she turns them into eunuchs. While that would normally be horrifying, in Lucas' case, she'd be doing the female half of the population a huge service.

 

[Bassomatic]

Normally serial killers worry about the stench a dead body gives off, in Lucas case he comes pre equipped so I think it would keep anyone from gutting him like a fish.

 

[ManbearPig]

in this video at about the 10:07 mark Lucas starts talking about that guy he tried to fight in that other video Dan Campbell. He gives a background story but knowing Lucas it’s probably not exactly true. Also somewhere in the video the fat creep says he does not like libertarians because they ask a lot of stupid questions. Now Bass I remember you mentioned you are an ancap so I thought you’d appreciate Lucase’s stance on libertarians lol. I am libertarian as well.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtTIJTKvHA

 

[Bassomatic]

It's not hard to understand why he feels that way. People of all poltical thoughts should be both informed and inquisitive.

Lucas is a dumb dumb. He latched on to Bernie and leftism for two reasons one creep on girls. two, free shit.

Tracing before Bernie and his many under age female fans his history is a poltical. he's a creepy old man latching on to what the kids like, before the bern he was all about atheism when that was hip in younger circles.

Lucas is not smart and he knows democrats are the other side so Republicans have to be bad. that's as far as his mind thinks. when you bring up 3rd party ideals it's just too far gone for him because it's only good or bad and he is with the teen girls.

Asking Lucas questions you can't retort with party lines as a small/no government system be it any flavor jus would confuse him.

needless to say instead of educate himself he'd let his ego run the story and say their questions are stupid. when it's a very valid thing to debate privatizing systems.

also any group aside the bloated system we have would leave him to die. maybe he should start kissing trumps pinky rings. an caps would see no reason to help him. Tankies would burn him for his deviant behavior. A neo con would consider him a leech and he'd starve. A liberal would find his bigotry past redemption.

only in a case of a nation so rich it really just throws money at the poor no matter how or why they are poor can Lucas live.

Was Dan Campbell the dude who made the fight video with Lucas ? Where he swings like a girl in a parking lot?

 

[Garfieldchu]

In between obsessing over board games, Daddy Wern had some thoughts on mayo.

 

[ManbearPig]

The Wern still uses atheism as a reason why girls should date him and even listed his atheism as being a reason why girls hate him. Remember in one video he said young girls love Facebook yet Facebook was made by “Mark Zuckerburg atheist”? Even though Mark Zuckerburg is a Jew. He should talk about politics when he gets to college and show his superior intellect and then run away when everyone laughs and says he is wrong. Yes Dan Campbell is the guy that Lucas swung at like a girl. In the same video Dan said Lucas is a psychopath and I think I heard Lucas was a shitty roommate (no surprise) and even got violent.

It's not hard to understand why he feels that way. People of all poltical thoughts should be both informed and inquisitive.

Lucas is a dumb dumb. He latched on to Bernie and leftism for two reasons one creep on girls. two, free shit.

Tracing before Bernie and his many under age female fans his history is a poltical. he's a creepy old man latching on to what the kids like, before the bern he was all about atheism when that was hip in younger circles.

Lucas is not smart and he knows democrats are the other side so Republicans have to be bad. that's as far as his mind thinks. when you bring up 3rd party ideals it's just too far gone for him because it's only good or bad and he is with the teen girls.

Asking Lucas questions you can't retort with party lines as a small/no government system be it any flavor jus would confuse him.

needless to say instead of educate himself he'd let his ego run the story and say their questions are stupid. when it's a very valid thing to debate privatizing systems.

also any group aside the bloated system we have would leave him to die. maybe he should start kissing trumps pinky rings. an caps would see no reason to help him. Tankies would burn him for his deviant behavior. A neo con would consider him a leech and he'd starve. A liberal would find his bigotry past redemption.

only in a case of a nation so rich it really just throws money at the poor no matter how or why they are poor can Lucas live.

Was Dan Campbell the dude who made the fight video with Lucas ? Where he swings like a girl in a parking lot?

When he uses mayonnaise on his food he over does it and it looks like he jizzed all over it.


QUOTE="Garfieldchu, post: 3717888, member: 8013"]In between obsessing over board games, Daddy Wern had some thoughts on mayo.[

Here is another very recent restraining order against the fat creep lol


https://www.flickr.com/photos/essieandchriskillednichole/31618501893/in/dateposted-public/

The Wern still uses atheism as a reason why girls should date him and even listed his atheism as being a reason why girls hate him. Remember in one video he said young girls love Facebook yet Facebook was made by “Mark Zuckerburg atheist”? Even though Mark Zuckerburg is a Jew. He should talk about politics when he gets to college and show his superior intellect and then run away when everyone laughs and says he is wrong. Yes Dan Campbell is the guy that Lucas swung at like a girl. In the same video Dan said Lucas is a psychopath and I think I heard Lucas was a shitty roommate (no surprise) and even got violent.

ere

It's not hard to understand why he feels that way. People of all poltical thoughts should be both informed and inquisitive.

Lucas is a dumb dumb. He latched on to Bernie and leftism for two reasons one creep on girls. two, free shit.

Tracing before Bernie and his many under age female fans his history is a poltical. he's a creepy old man latching on to what the kids like, before the bern he was all about atheism when that was hip in younger circles.

Lucas is not smart and he knows democrats are the other side so Republicans have to be bad. that's as far as his mind thinks. when you bring up 3rd party ideals it's just too far gone for him because it's only good or bad and he is with the teen girls.

Asking Lucas questions you can't retort with party lines as a small/no government system be it any flavor jus would confuse him.

needless to say instead of educate himself he'd let his ego run the story and say their questions are stupid. when it's a very valid thing to debate privatizing systems.

also any group aside the bloated system we have would leave him to die. maybe he should start kissing trumps pinky rings. an caps would see no reason to help him. Tankies would burn him for his deviant behavior. A neo con would consider him a leech and he'd starve. A liberal would find his bigotry past redemption.

only in a case of a nation so rich it really just throws money at the poor no matter how or why they are poor can Lucas live.

Was Dan Campbell the dude who made the fight video with Lucas ? Where he swings like a girl in a parking lot?