Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rokko]

Hello everyone, long time lurker etc etc. I was just wondering why no one is posting Lucas' FB here anymore? He's being quite active, getting a kitten, debating inceldom and whatnot. Is it not his FB anymore and is it run by a troll or something?

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You might not be an incel by definition but getting lucky only with 30+ year old desperate halfway house residents is not something to brag about.

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I sincerely hope this is not his FB anymore, he got the kitten. Oh dear god no.

Also nationality revealed in the first post. Oh well.

Jumalauta!

I wonder why he thinks its important that he is no incel. Also, nearly everybody can have sex within hours. Just proves his strange mindset. The moment a women is over 30 shes not attractive anymore. He has a very small horizon.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Slight powerlevel but I bought a new smartphone recently and the manufacturer-made camera app (which is crap) had an inbuilt "Lucas-filter" that's advertised inside the poorly translated app as "age reversing". So that explains that I guess. He looks like some kind of overgrown, horrifying baby-man that might show up inside the nightmares of pregnant women.

 

[WeirdedOutSoOften]

..."Lucas-filter" that's advertised inside the poorly translated app as "age reversing"...

Most fitting for Lucas "all the females would flock to me for mating since I was the oldest, wisest and biggest of the pack with the strongest DNA" Werner who is NOT ashamed of his age in the slightest.

Also, wat:

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Holy shit, that is a lot of cheese for one meal.

 

[Telomayonnaise]

The facebook page you are posting is not Lucas. Despite the oh-so witty (not really) "official" tag in the URL, that is in fact the fan page. He never debated getting a kitten, at any point in time. You would have heard about it on his twitter, because he's still banned on facebook a few more days. You can even see him decrying this page on his twitter within the last week or two if I'm not mistaken.

ETA: Twitter thread about the fan page from the wern himself, with commentary from the wernlets who also fell for it.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

While he was at Eastern State he almost certainly was on antipsychotics. Almost everyone there is. If he's still taking them, it's a pretty bad mix from what I've seen. Weed and psychotic disorders do not play well together. That is if he even has a psychotic disorder. We don't know his diagnosis, and they like to throw antipsychotics at everyone who gets hospitalized. So it's hard to say. Weed is definitely good for anxiety and depression depending on strain so there's that.

People here have said that his step-mom claimed he was diagnosed with schizophrenia in his early twenties. So he has been diagnosed with a psychotic disorder. Not when he was hospitalized, but earlier.

Hello everyone, long time lurker etc etc. I was just wondering why no one is posting Lucas' FB here anymore? He's being quite active, getting a kitten, debating inceldom and whatnot. Is it not his FB anymore and is it run by a troll or something?

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You might not be an incel by definition but getting lucky only with 30+ year old desperate halfway house residents is not something to brag about.

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I sincerely hope this is not his FB anymore, he got the kitten. Oh dear god no.

Also nationality revealed in the first post. Oh well.

Lucas is also sexist and problematic. He also practically chooses to be celibate by having such insanely high expectations and being a fucking idiot. So, he is pretty much an incel. I mean, the people who call themselves incels are also sexist, problematic, often have insanely high expectations, and are fucking idiots. The only major difference here is Lucas' MRSA. Incels usually don't have diseased dicks.

I realize this isn't really his FB, but I'm pretty sure I've heard Lucas say he isn't an incel and basically talk down to incels just like in this post. Which is bullshit since they aren't that much different from him.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

A lot of incels are young fixer-uppers too, Lucas is one more pie/psychotic break away from prison or the grave.

 

[WeirdedOutSoOften]

The facebook page you are posting is not Lucas

Oh thank god. I wouldn't want being taken care of by Lucas for my worst enemy. Imaginary kitten is saved. Thank you for the clarification!

I miss the golden days of Lucas and YouTube. I want them back right now right now right now right now.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Manic Twitter updates:

 

[pr3nt177]

Manic Twitter updates:

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“...what I’m about to launch at their double X chromosomes”

The slimy, pervy delusional bastard. Just bleeding ewwwwww.

 

[Coin Ops]

Manic Twitter updates:

"You may not know this about me, but I'm hyper intelligent. Look. I even used a comma and everything."
I like that he mistakenly uses a period instead of a comma when pointing out how he previously used a comma correctly. "Look. I even..." should be "Look, I even..."

But kudos for Silversun Pickups being a good band. This we can agree on, Wern.

 

[Bassomatic]

His mind seems to be rapidly spiraling to even sadder, weirder, more insane and perverted.

Weed mixing with what ever else they have him on is making for some Jaden Smith level tweeting. The best and saddest part this guy is stringing these words together and thinks he's going to come off sounding like Plato when his rambling is like a more broken Terry A Davis but instead of his Templar killing army rambles, it's about junk food and dicking kids.

My favorite part is the twitter lets me creep on girls. Normal people interact with teen girls daily like it or not. Lucas is banned from most anywhere that has young girls, and they don't tend to hang around flop houses for felons and junkies.

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas is one breakdown away from screaming "I CAN TIME TRAVEL FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT BECAUSE OF MY X-CHROMOSOMED TELOMERES" while running the streets of Spokane stark naked.


"Reeeee, 38-year-old photons reeeee"

 

[SomeLikeitHoth]

He keeps getting crazier and crazier.

 

[Bassomatic]

He keeps getting crazier and crazier.

It's great and reminds us, when it comes to unchecked mental illness and self treatment like Lucas seems to do, there's no limit to how unhealthy, deviant and absurd they get.

I mean he's openly claiming he's going to blow a grant a totally absurdly bad criminal move on twitter. Let's be real he is waving that few G around to try to lure a teen girl. Even if he didn't get busted for it, he'd just blow it at Wendys not get an apartment, clothes, chairs etc. He's gonna wallow in his filth and waste near 5 figures on empty carbs and call rich people stupid.

 

[Trainwreck]

It's funny that Lucas brags he takes 3 long walks per day, yet then says he can't walk to Dick's because it's "clear the fuck up the street". It is literally .6 of a mile from where he lives. A 10 minute walk.

 

[Aristophanes]

It's funny that Lucas brags he takes 3 long walks per day, yet then says he can't walk to Dick's because it's "clear the fuck up the street". It is literally .6 of a mile from where he lives. A 10 minute walk.

Heck, he won't even have to take the ten minute walk. Lucas can time travel after all

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

New look:

 

[Big Pretzel]

He looks like an egg.

 

[ManbearPig]

Heck, he won't even have to take the ten minute walk. Lucas can time travel after all

He would get out of breath from doing that because he’s so damn fat. Realistically is Lucas one of the literal fattest people in the world or at least in the top 5% fat asses? He is fatter than most average fat people I see. He says he is 300 lbs but I bet the fat pedo creep tub of shit is closer to 400 lbs. he looks like it.