Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Realistically is Lucas one of the literal fattest people in the world or at least in the top 5% fat asses?

You haven't read the Amberlynn Reid subforum, have you.

But I'll give you that Lucas is taller (Amberlynn looks especially deformed because she's under 5'5" if memory serves) and would likely hurt just as much if he tripped and fell on someone.
 
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400+ is in the top 1% (slightly lower) of fattest in the US alone. About 2 million people. Now he talks about he hates people wasting and abusing wealth 1 out of 5 kids go to bed hungry Lucas is in the top 1% of people's weight.

Instead of me listing a long medical rambling about his weight, the problem the nation has, his own issues, how someone who is stealing tax money from the working can afford to get to a point they are medically at risk adding to their costs to me, or you the tax payer, I shall sum it up with :
 
His latest picture is probably the best he's taken in ages. Apart from him being fat and having an awkward shaped head he actually looks pretty normal.

In most of his past pics I'd actually thought he was trolling the Farms by appearing so ridiculous and rapey, but then I remembered that Lucas is too stupid to troll.
 
Yo Kiwis, new here and glad for info the farm provides on the pedophile Lucas Werner. My bet is that Lucas's new flop room is at Pioneer Pathway House on Howard St. between 2nd and 3rd ave and not at the Carlyle. As has been brought up the pervert has a way of "outing" himself.

Just down from Pathway house at the intersection of Howard and 3rd Ave. are 2 churches, Mosaic Fellowship and New Community. Across 3rd from Mosaic Fellowship is a Mexican food place called Gerardo's. Across 3rd from New Community is McDonalds.

In his video "No Mars in Spokane", he is filming on Howard St. next to the parking area for Gerardo's. When he turns around to walk back up the sidewalk , you get a quick view of McDonalds and he is walking towards Gerardo's which can be seen on the left.

Going back to his tweet about the cute black woman that had served him some pop, and showed up at his building looking at church material, this is where Mosaic Fellowship comes into play. That church helps out at Pioneer Pathway House and even holds bible studies at there. Mosaic is the source for the church/religious material found at his building.
http://www.mosaicspokane.com/event/876036-2018-08-18-bible-study-at-pioneer-pathways/
http://pioneerhumanservices.org/about/news-events/pioneers-pathway-house-cooks-success

He also twitted "I'm going to be real honest with you, chief. I don't like religious music". His new flop house that close to 2 churches, he'd be hearing religious music. He also posted a picture of New Community church and McDonald's at 3rd and Howard, with "It shocks me that this church is the height of the Mcdonald's sign". Also Pioneer Pathway House is approx. 2 blocks from the building with the artwork he twitted about.
 
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Yo Kiwis, new here and glad for info the farm provides on the pedophile Lucas Werner. My bet is that Lucas's new flop room is at Pioneer Pathway House on Howard St. between 2nd and 3rd ave and not at the Carlyle. As has been brought up the pervert has a way of "outing" himself.

Just down from Pathway house at the intersection of Howard and 3rd Ave. are 2 churches, Mosaic Fellowship and New Community. Across 3rd from Mosaic Fellowship is a Mexican food place called Gerardo's. Across 3rd from New Community is McDonalds.

In his video "No Mars in Spokane", he is filming on Howard St. next to the parking area for Gerardo's. When he turns around to walk back up the sidewalk , you get a quick view of McDonalds and he is walking towards Gerardo's which can be seen on the left.

Going back to his tweet about the cute black woman that had served him some pop, and showed up at his building looking at church material, this is where Mosaic Fellowship comes into play. That church helps out at Pioneer Pathway House and even holds bible studies at there. Mosaic is the source for the church/religious material found at his building.
http://www.mosaicspokane.com/event/876036-2018-08-18-bible-study-at-pioneer-pathways/
http://pioneerhumanservices.org/about/news-events/pioneers-pathway-house-cooks-success

He also twitted "I'm going to be real honest with you, chief. I don't like religious music". His new flop house that close to 2 churches, he'd be hearing religious music. He also posted a picture of New Community church and McDonald's at 3rd and Howard, with "It shocks me that this church is the height of the Mcdonald's sign". Also Pioneer Pathway House is approx. 2 blocks from the building with the artwork he twitted about.

So he's posting these videos on Twatter? It looks like he hasn't posted anything on YouTube in three months.
 
So if @mothman96 is correct, which it really seems he is, Lucas is kitty corner from Crosswalk, which consists of: LUCAS' WET DREAM.

Founded in 1985, Crosswalk is an emergency shelter, a school drop-out prevention program, and a group of lifesaving and life-changing programs dedicated to breaking the cycle of youth homelessness. In an average year, Crosswalk serves more than 1,000 youth. Emergency shelter is available 365 days a year and all services are free and voluntary.

Most Crosswalk kids (ages 13-17) have complicated personal histories that include:
  • family conflict
  • lack of education
  • substance abuse
  • mental health issues
  • high risk for depression and suicide
  • sexual abuse or rape
  • parental substance abuse
 
Have to rate that horrifying, for clear reasons. While Lucas is not a Registered sex offender, it's gotta be in all his mental health knows his obsessive nature, and sexual pervasion, even if he's tight lipped to his shrinks he wants to diddle kids just being a total gross perv and his YT (that himself and others claim have been seen) how on earth do they put him there?

I mean on the same idea, if you never had a bar fight, dui you might look functional, but opening a rehab next to the liquor store isn't that wise. How on Earth it's ok to place Lucas around seriously at risk kids both baffles and truly angers me.

If there is one group of kids who are seriously at risk to fall for his antics it's poor little girls homeless, scared already used to abuse being put on a pedestal for a few minutes and told how they could become a great mommy and have a stable family. This is a seriously upsetting failure on the part of WA's mental health care.

I don't want to come off as a loggy or go on an ancap rant. But Yea, great work, we shed 1/3 our pay check to let Lucas be a more serious danger to kids who've been abused. Nice.

On a lighter note it's nice to see Lucas is still willing to use Church's and while being a fedora tipping jerk.

Now the place we thought he was at before was for riff raff that can't get a place. Here looks more like your basic tard homes. I googled the exact location as Pioneer has multiple properties, as many of these (((non profits))) do to soak up sweet sweet tard bux on flop houses. Much like the place we thought before this is a place they just drop people off and let them do as they please. I'm not versed in WA rental law but this looks very very standardized. : http://pioneerhumanservices.org/sites/default/files/phs-rental-application-packet-june-2016.pdf

The reason I point this out, it's a tard house but looks legally like your basic lease, meaning antics could get you booted. It's 400 dollars a month and utilities are included. You need to be a sped and have a case manager but that's about all I can find in regards to anything aside handing over a chunk of your tard bux.
 
So if @mothman96 is correct, which it really seems he is, Lucas is kitty corner from Crosswalk, which consists of: LUCAS' WET DREAM.

Founded in 1985, Crosswalk is an emergency shelter, a school drop-out prevention program, and a group of lifesaving and life-changing programs dedicated to breaking the cycle of youth homelessness. In an average year, Crosswalk serves more than 1,000 youth. Emergency shelter is available 365 days a year and all services are free and voluntary.

Most Crosswalk kids (ages 13-17) have complicated personal histories that include:
  • family conflict
  • lack of education
  • substance abuse
  • mental health issues
  • high risk for depression and suicide
  • sexual abuse or rape
  • parental substance abuse
I really wish I could give horrified ratings because my god...

Have to rate that horrifying, for clear reasons. While Lucas is not a Registered sex offender, it's gotta be in all his mental health knows his obsessive nature, and sexual pervasion, even if he's tight lipped to his shrinks he wants to diddle kids just being a total gross perv and his YT (that himself and others claim have been seen) how on earth do they put him there?

I mean on the same idea, if you never had a bar fight, dui you might look functional, but opening a rehab next to the liquor store isn't that wise. How on Earth it's ok to place Lucas around seriously at risk kids both baffles and truly angers me.

If there is one group of kids who are seriously at risk to fall for his antics it's poor little girls homeless, scared already used to abuse being put on a pedestal for a few minutes and told how they could become a great mommy and have a stable family. This is a seriously upsetting failure on the part of WA's mental health care.

I don't want to come off as a loggy or go on an ancap rant. But Yea, great work, we shed 1/3 our pay check to let Lucas be a more serious danger to kids who've been abused. Nice.

On a lighter note it's nice to see Lucas is still willing to use Church's and while being a fedora tipping jerk.

Now the place we thought he was at before was for riff raff that can't get a place. Here looks more like your basic tard homes. I googled the exact location as Pioneer has multiple properties, as many of these (((non profits))) do to soak up sweet sweet tard bux on flop houses. Much like the place we thought before this is a place they just drop people off and let them do as they please. I'm not versed in WA rental law but this looks very very standardized. : http://pioneerhumanservices.org/sites/default/files/phs-rental-application-packet-june-2016.pdf

The reason I point this out, it's a tard house but looks legally like your basic lease, meaning antics could get you booted. It's 400 dollars a month and utilities are included. You need to be a sped and have a case manager but that's about all I can find in regards to anything aside handing over a chunk of your tard bux.
Don't worry, you're not coming off as a-loggy and I'm sure everyone here agrees with you about it being horrifying.

This is the worst and most depressing news on KiwiFarms I've heard in a while. I don't think I've never been so disappointed in WA's mental health care.
 
As he's so fond of pointing out, the age of consent in the state of Washington is 16, with no qualifiers. He could bang a 17 year old runaway and no one could do anything about it as long as she said it was consensual, if I'm understanding the law correctly. However, youth shelters are not strangers to the phenomena of creepy old dudes looking for a desperate teenager to exploit, and I'd hope they'd shoo him away if he tried to associate with the kids.
 
As he's so fond of pointing out, the age of consent in the state of Washington is 16, with no qualifiers. He could bang a 17 year old runaway and no one could do anything about it as long as she said it was consensual, if I'm understanding the law correctly. However, youth shelters are not strangers to the phenomena of creepy old dudes looking for a desperate teenager to exploit, and I'd hope they'd shoo him away if he tried to associate with the kids.
Normally, I'd say a house to hold abused kids would have a guard or staff to keep people like Lucas away, this is the same mental health system that put a pedophile next to at risk teens.

I normally (at least for adults legally) would be pretty cross on the post cotius regret rape, in case of Lucas reeling a girl in banging her and 2 days later she cries rape, I'd say that's both justified and has a case. Frankly if you are an adult (or in this case allowed to consent to sex as one) and you fall for a lie, you're a dummy. I'm sorry it's a scum bag move but if you suck a dick because you think he's got a ferrari and don't see it but he had some pics on his phone. You're a dummy and it wasn't rape. In this case these are girls who are barely (if at all) able to legally consent, coming from serious abusive homes where they were probably hurt and Lucas can sell his 800 bucks a month as if that's a lot of money and can bring stability and his soon to be PhD. That's a whole different ball game.

Now hopefully, I don't know the legal status but these teens at risk may be state wards, if so they can consent legally but the state could act in protection. In other states this has happened, where someone went for 17 year old broken goods and the state saw what was up and filed charges with their interest.
 
Normally, I'd say a house to hold abused kids would have a guard or staff to keep people like Lucas away, this is the same mental health system that put a pedophile next to at risk teens.
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In this case these are girls who are barely (if at all) able to legally consent, coming from serious abusive homes where they were probably hurt and Lucas can sell his 800 bucks a month as if that's a lot of money and can bring stability and his soon to be PhD. That's a whole different ball game.

Now hopefully, I don't know the legal status but these teens at risk may be state wards, if so they can consent legally but the state could act in protection. In other states this has happened, where someone went for 17 year old broken goods and the state saw what was up and filed charges with their interest.

Learning that the pervert is that close to a teen shelter floored me. I thought it was bad enough to have him just 2 blocks from a high school, but a teen shelter what the hell. As you've said, the girls at the shelter are vulnerable to be manipulated. Now that the pervert can purchase and smoke weed , he could use it try and lure a girl from the shelter. He can just case the shelter, see what girls come and go, pick one and follow her make his "move" using weed as bait.
 
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Hilarious that Lucas brags that going 10 miles to the Spokane Valley Mall is something so crazy and insane to do. There are those of us who might commute 50 miles RT per day just to go to work, something he will never understand. And no Luke, no one was looking at your stupid boardgames. They were looking at your enormous size and making sure you stayed away from their kids. Malls are packed right now with back to school shopping.
 

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If he really wants to sound like an intellectual while sperging out about board games in his soon-to-be-40s he ought just get good at actual chess (:_(
But that would be productive and would be an intellectual improvement, unlike sperging about these board games. We all know Lucas isn't productive and that he doesn't try to improve himself unless he believes there's a chance at getting a young millennial or gen z girl from it. The sole reason he signed up for classes was so he could meet girls, after all.

Getting good at chess would be difficult and time consuming, especially given his age. I would know since I play chess. It wouldn't be worth the effort and I honestly doubt Lucas could get good at it.
 
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