Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Their's sentiment for the past and their's this. The dog aside It's also pretty fucking weird that Bob goes for nintendo for his vision of paradise, such a lack of vision or familial members is telling as is the fact he never considers that over emphasis on material products might be toxic.

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I just think Bob really had it out for M rated games as well as FPS games along with the people that like that stuff because it's not his beloved Nintendo. That's how I always interpreted stuff like this.

He essentially wants the gaming industry to be what it was back when he was a kid: completely built around Nintendo and it's catalog of games. He sees all the changes to the industry since then as a slap in the face, mainly because Nintendo hasn't been able to keep up and is no longer the top dog that everyone heaps praise onto.

For as much as he bitches about other people evolving to be apart of his so called "superior future" as he likes to put it, he sure does hate actual change in things. Especially when it effects something he enjoys.
 
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Blob is still so buttmad about James Gunn getting fired that he's now trying to get Disney shareholders in trouble over their tweets. He also thinks Ethan Van Sciver's fanbase is going to turn against him and support pedo tweeters. I don't even have any extra commentary this time. Bob Chipman is not a smart person.
 
Bob clearly misses the point of that scene in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Sarah wanted to delusionally kill Dison because she felt that killing him would prevent Judgment Day. Has nothing to do with racism.

Blob is still so buttmad about James Gunn getting fired that he's now trying to get Disney shareholders in trouble over their tweets. He also thinks Ethan Van Sciver's fanbase is going to turn against him and support pedo tweeters. I don't even have any extra commentary this time. Bob Chipman is not a smart person.
I won’t be surprise if he does go after Iger next.
 
Blob is still so buttmad about James Gunn getting fired that he's now trying to get Disney shareholders in trouble over their tweets. He also thinks Ethan Van Sciver's fanbase is going to turn against him and support pedo tweeters. I don't even have any extra commentary this time. Bob Chipman is not a smart person.

This is going to backfire on him spectacularly.
 
I just think Bob really had it out for M rated games as well as FPS games along with the people that like that stuff because it's not his beloved Nintendo. That's how I always interpreted stuff like this.
Which is funny, considering Nintendo has published FPS games and M rated games.
 
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Bobby is going to have a panel at PAX East, representing The Escapist alongside (most notably) Yahtzee Croshaw. Panels = more or less open forums to ask questions directly.

You guys should know where I'm going with this.
Well we know what Yahtzee thinks of fat obnoxious Americans...wonder where he got that view?
 
Saying nice things about Bob is difficult as he goes very far out of his way to be unlikable, but I want to note that I am amazed that his hubris and self-absorption haven't sank his online media presence yet. Although I disagree with pretty much everything he says and does I have to admit that somehow he has remained afloat as a fat nerdy gamer white guy in the mean girl's club of SJW twitter for several years, which is no easy feat. It's not a feat worth mentioning, it's not some major life accomplishment, and it may in fact turn out to be his only life accomplishment, but he did it and for that I congratulate him. Good job on being slightly more palatable than Nora Reed, I guess.
 
"Don't you stupid gamers get that I was trying to defend you? Like that time I called you all violent rapists!"
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Bob clearly misses the point of that scene in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Sarah wanted to delusionally kill Dison because she felt that killing him would prevent Judgment Day. Has nothing to do with racism.

And another reason why all this gets minorities removed from media. Because no matter what you are going to get accused of racism so best to just leave them out.

Again, look at how Bob is all about "reactions" to it and barely mentions the scene, performance etc. That's the problem with him and his ilk-it's not about the story any more.
 
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And another reason why all this gets minorities removed from media. Because no matter what you are going to get accused of racism so best to just leave them out.

Again, look at how Bob is all about "reactions" to it and barely mentions the scene, performance etc. That's the problem with him and his ilk-it's not about the story any more.
That’s the thing I hate about entertainment right now. I feel like they have got away from having a shitty story by pandering to minorities and political correctness in such a liberal way that it’s hard to ignore nowadays.

This was posted before, but this guy is correct about the current state of the entertainment industry right now.
 
Not to mention you have to do a lot of a walking at Disneyland, which is something our Footless Fuhrer isn't up for.

I don't think Bob's legs could handle him standing for a long period of time, let alone walking. Looking at photos where Bob's actually standing up, his stance looks incredibly weird compared to a normal person. It's almost like his legs weren't built for his body.

I get the feeling that because Bob is so physically inactive, his legs have eroded and are now poorly developed. It's especially bad because of his massive size. They can no longer support a normal sized person, let alone someone Bob's size.
 
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