Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kamatsubu]

I remember Bob showing a lot of venom for what he considered the "Frat Boys and Dude Bros" that only play Call of Duty bullying him and shoving him into lockers. I don't remember if I first heard about it in his Brick by Brick book, but I know he absolutely blames FPS games for ruining his view of what gaming should be.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Wouldn't be surprising, a lot of guys in a similar vein as Bob have had issues with the more masculine guys in school which has left them butthurt at the rest of their fellow men. Look at Paul Feig for example, in interviews in the past he's talked about being bullied by other boys in school which he resented deeply and sought out "allies" in women and said he identified more with them than other males.

That sounds like he hid behind women skirts.

As for Bob I remember in school some kids got bullied for being different and it's sad it happens but some got bullied for being different and cunts and Bob I bet fell into that category.

 

[A Random]

Bob is such a fucktard that he had a literal panic attack at seeing the cover art for that Mario Rabbids game, claiming that Mario now had a gun and therefore was ruined forever, and he probably pretends Yoshi's Safari never existed.

"Mario + guns" is one of his biggest nightmares.

 

[Red Hood]

Ironically, Bob may end up being the Rosanne Barr of The Escapist.

Fat loudmouth who goes on irrational twitter rants I can see it.

The main difference is that Roseanne Barr has been successful and has lost some weight.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I remember Bob showing a lot of venom for what he considered the "Frat Boys and Dude Bros" that only play Call of Duty bullying him and shoving him into lockers. I don't remember if I first heard about it in his Brick by Brick book, but I know he absolutely blames FPS games for ruining his view of what gaming should be.

I imagine they did that because he was a massive cunt in high school. Given how angry he is all the time, I’m surprised he didn’t shoot anyone up at his school.

 

[LaughingJoke]

I imagine they did that because he was a massive cunt in high school. Given how angry he is all the time, I’m surprised he didn’t shoot anyone up at his school.

Picture of what it would had looked like

 

[Red Hood]

Picture of what it would had looked like

Of course he's jealous of the pumped up kicks. Can't wear kicks if you don't got feet.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Seriously, why hasn't someone ended this fat disgrace to humanity with a crowbar?

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The shooter was some pasty white twig that looked more inbred than a sandwich. He couldn't be further from modern "masculinity".

 

[Kamatsubu]

I imagine they did that because he was a massive cunt in high school. Given how angry he is all the time, I’m surprised he didn’t shoot anyone up at his school.

I think the most retarded thing I ever heard about Bob was through a third party. Apparently Bob had said this somewhere, but supposedly he had a dream where Miyamoto came to him and gave him the master sword. For you see Bob was the chosen one. The chosen one to save gaming. And as Bob looked out his window he saw an army of frat boys and dude bros, of Master Chiefs and Marcus Fenix's, or all FPS kind from space marine shit to call of duty and the person leading them? Soap MacTavish from the COD Modern Warfare franchise

And thus Bob's long war began and to this day he fights to save gaming from the people he claimed ruined it for him. The people who destroyed his hobby.

And that, if true, tells me that Bob is the craziest motherfucker I've ever seen.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You have three guesses as to what he's complaining about, and the first two don't count.

"I wanna lord it over randies on the internet!"

And Comicsgate sperging.

(Should keep an eye on Toddintheshadows...)

 

[Judge Dredd]

I missed out on the part of Bob's story where he got his job back at The Escapist. I got used to him being fired and thrown off everything. Just how did he get it back again?

The Escapist decided to reboot the site and return to a-political games coverage, and then they hired Bob again as part of that reboot. If The Escapist is sincere in it's goal to be a-political, I'd imagine Bob would fired before he even posts his first video.

When it comes to mass shootings, people always blame violent media like shooting games, heavy metal, etc. But time and again, whenever there's a media inspired mass shooting, it always seems to be "family friendly" media that inspired it.

In Mario games you literally shoot fire out of you nose to murder your enemies

Mario kills hundreds of innocent turtles that were just walking from side to side. But why stop at Mario? Starfox, Metroid, Fire Emblem, Advanced Wars, Pokemon... Not to mention all those Mario sports games, and now we know sports games cause mass shootings. I'm sure Bob would agree that Nintendo needs to be stopped.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And Comicsgate sperging.
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(Should keep an eye on Toddintheshadows...)

The fuck is Bob talking about? Most I've seen with EVS is people going "Eh, I don't really care but the irony is great" in relation to the #RehireJamesGunn thing. I mean when they aren't making jokes about that time his wife wouldn't let him buy a pie.

"They'll be eating their own any minute now"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think the most exceptional thing I ever heard about Bob was through a third party. Apparently Bob had said this somewhere, but supposedly he had a dream where Miyamoto came to him and gave him the master sword. For you see Bob was the chosen one. The chosen one to save gaming. And as Bob looked out his window he saw an army of frat boys and dude bros, of Master Chiefs and Marcus Fenix's, or all FPS kind from space marine shit to call of duty and the person leading them? Soap MacTavish from the COD Modern Warfare franchise

Okay, if that were real, Soap and Master Chief would rip Bob a new one given how strong they are. Though I think the Doom Slayer from the 2016 reboot of Doom would devour him easily. Also, Miyamoto would never give Bob the master sword given his personality and political ideology.

Bob can sperg about being Mario, but the closet he’ll be to becoming a VG character is both the Mancubus from Doom and Jimmy from GTAV.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Okay, if that were real, Soap and Master Chief would rip Bob a new one given how strong they are. Though I think the Doom Slayer from the 2016 reboot of Doom would devour him easily. Also, Miyamoto would never give Bob the master sword given his personality and political ideology.

Bob can sperg about being Mario, but the closet he’ll be to becoming a VG character is both the Mancubus from Doom and Jimmy from GTAV.

I just think Bob really had it out for M rated games as well as FPS games along with the people that like that stuff because it's not his beloved Nintendo. That's how I always interpreted stuff like this.

 

[LaughingJoke]

The fuck is Bob talking about? Most I've seen with EVS is people going "Eh, I don't really care but the irony is great" in relation to the #RehireJamesGunn thing. I mean when they aren't making jokes about that time his wife wouldn't let him buy a pie.

"They'll be eating their own any minute now"

The comicgaters get under his skin because collectively they've made close too if not 1 million dollars on Indiegogo that has to sting to that Asshole Bob who E-Begs just to live in a Basement.

 

[Red Hood]

Okay, if that were real, Soap and Master Chief would rip Bob a new one given how strong they are. Though I think the Doom Slayer from the 2016 reboot of Doom would devour him easily. Also, Miyamoto would never give Bob the master sword given his personality and political ideology.

Bob can sperg about being Mario, but the closet he’ll be to becoming a VG character is both the Mancubus from Doom and Jimmy from GTAV.

Being a fat technocrat would probably peg him as being, ironically, a wannabe Dr. Robotnik. A Dr Robotnik incapable of actually engineering the shit he wants to create.

 

[elder god]

I wished I saved Bob and Nash's "watch movies instead of reading, it's cost effective and publishing is full of Nazis anyways" tweet. That was legendarily dumb.

To be fair, movies take the least amount of effort for both watching and reviewing, so its not surprising, but "publishing is full of Nazis"? Who in their right mind would believe that.

Seriously, why hasn't someone ended this fat disgrace to humanity with a crowbar?

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I would have given him a point for shitting on the guy for saying "durr shooting games bad" but he undoes it immediately for using the phrase "Toxic Masculinity".

You have three guesses as to what he's complaining about, and the first two don't count.

Yeah, something tells me this #ReHireJamesGunn @NerdD12 might not be the most trustworthy. I don't know.

 

[Zaryiu]

I wished I saved Bob and Nash's "watch movies instead of reading, it's cost effective and publishing is full of Nazis anyways" tweet. That was legendarily dumb.

...And that's how i started to drink alcohol

 

[Positron]

Placing Bob on the political spectrum is a rather daunting proposition.

Why bother? Bobby operates on pure spite.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I think the most exceptional thing I ever heard about Bob was through a third party. Apparently Bob had said this somewhere, but supposedly he had a dream where Miyamoto came to him and gave him the master sword. For you see Bob was the chosen one. The chosen one to save gaming. And as Bob looked out his window he saw an army of frat boys and dude bros, of Master Chiefs and Marcus Fenix's, or all FPS kind from space marine shit to call of duty and the person leading them? Soap MacTavish from the COD Modern Warfare franchise

And thus Bob's long war began and to this day he fights to save gaming from the people he claimed ruined it for him. The people who destroyed his hobby.

And that, if true, tells me that Bob is the craziest motherfucker I've ever seen.

The dream was in this episode of Game Overthinker.

It was years later someone claimed that Bob treated that dream as a religious vision.