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So this is how the bedbound saga starts?
Not with a bang, but with a collective yawn.
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So this is how the bedbound saga starts?
It’s funny because her name is plain ol Amber. She smushed her middle name into her first and denied it for a while. This gorlView attachment 528594
She must be bored bc she reenabled ask.fm.
Omfg could you imagine if she was actually named “Mersadies Marie Reid”? Would she still weigh a quarter ton? With a name like Mersadies Marie anything is possible I guess.
Does Amber know it’s spelled Mercedes or do you think it’s a trashy re-spelling?
Edit: I don’t really read the main thread too much so it may have been posted there before. Do screen caps of all social media belong here or is this main thread material? @emspex Just wondering![]()
Tbh, her tweets should also probably be put here since there's a lot of reposting between this thread and the general discussion one.It's been a bit all over the place since she reopened the ask.fm. I've opened up a poll about it.
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She must be bored bc she reenabled ask.fm.
Omfg could you imagine if she was actually named “Mersadies Marie Reid”? Would she still weigh a quarter ton? With a name like Mersadies Marie anything is possible I guess.
Does Amber know it’s spelled Mercedes or do you think it’s a trashy re-spelling?
Edit: I don’t really read the main thread too much so it may have been posted there before. Do screen caps of all social media belong here or is this main thread material? @emspex Just wondering![]()
Sex to Amberlynn is Becky grinding her kneefat fold while AL is on Twitter or ASK.
Amber has only had "sex" with Kacey and Dusty, confirmed by the Kasey texts. Supposedly. She never had sex with Krystel as Amber was just being a sped watcher and cat/dog feeder for her parents.
And even then I think AL faked being into it to get it over faster.
Amber is in no way even IF she was thinner a giving partner, she just lays there like a dead whale. I cannot for the life of me even consider ANY of her gorlfriends besides Dusty being into it.
doubt it, probably a loose attempt trying to catch AL shading Type 2 beetus Drake.Drama brewing?
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I don't believe she is incapable of leaving her bed yet, but I am certain that even when she is she'll just get Necky to fetch her orange chicken and whatever other food she wants. She is already completely under Amber's thumb, creating a woeful tableau of one jaundiced thumb crushing another one wearing a hat and graphic tee. Thumb war was declared on the first day of their relationship and Becky is quite literally the thumb that lost.View attachment 528805
How soon until we are treated to the hard-hitting 3-part series:
Depression Sucks, Y'all: Life without Orange Chicken
Drama brewing?
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Imagine the smell. It NEVER gets to breathe. I assume Becky douses her with bleach every other week, so it just has time to "marry together".God I'm getting flashbacks to the fb messages with Kacey saying "I never felt clean down there"Well, bitch, maybe if you showered more than once every full moon you would.
You're right, if the poll shows people want things more focused on this thread, I'll probably rename it to "Amber and co. say dumb shit on social media."Tbh, her tweets should also probably be put here since there's a lot of reposting between this thread and the general discussion one.
Maybe a renaming of this thread would be helpful for that since it's titled for only snaps/IG
Edit: if someone has that gif can they post it again? It brings me life.
I love it, just sitting on her ass aiming her phone at her moon head is too much for her to do once a week now.Gorl...you better start posting videos again or that sweet 10k a month is gonna start drying up.
I’m sure she has enough in savings though to comfortably live off of until she unsticks herself from the mattress.
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How long did it take her to recover from that one?This one?![]()
From moving? Oh, she's still sore from that.How long did it take her to recover from that one?
This one?![]()