Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pickleniggo]

I'll believe it when I see it.
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Again, I'll believe it when I see it.

Oh okay, Ms. Had to Develop a Fucking System just to Put Shoes On. Why even lie about that?

 

[ADHD]

Here's a video request for her: touch her toes without bending her knees in pants other than the ones she's always wearing.

 

[C3PBRO]

lol the same bitch who has to ask Becky to get her clothes out of the washing machine because she can't navigate around her own gut? GTFO.

 

[Turd Blossom]

lol the same bitch who has to ask Becky to get her clothes out of the washing machine because she can't navigate around her own gut? GTFO.

You know, they never specified with what though. She probably meant she could touch her toes with a yardstick because there's no way she's getting anywhere near those feet with her fingers.

 

[Twinkie]

There's a gif here somewhere on the farms, pulled from one of her "vacation" videos. It proves that Amber can barely touch the ground with a golf club in her hand.

She almost fell over trying to play mini golf and that was like 40 pounds ago. I'd wager that Amber hasn't been able to touch her toes since the 20th century

 

[Turd Blossom]

So, anyone want to take bets on whether this vid is gonna include the "weekly monday weigh-in" that Al and Becks insisted they were committed to doing?

Also, I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out if they're hitting their super-specific "I'm gonna try to do better!" goals for the week and if Al was successful with her "I'm not gonna count calories, just gonna try and write what I been eateen in this journal and that should work!" plan.

 

[AJ 447]

There's a gif here somewhere on the farms, pulled from one of her "vacation" videos. It proves that Amber can barely touch the ground with a golf club in her hand.

She almost fell over trying to play mini golf and that was like 40 pounds ago. I'd wager that Amber hasn't been able to touch her toes since the 20th century

I gotchu fam

 

[Strine]

lol the same bitch who has to ask Becky to get her clothes out of the washing machine because she can't navigate around her own gut? GTFO.

She'll be able to touch her toes when they start falling off from untreated diabetes.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Jesus fucking Christ Amber. :islamic: happy monday everyone :islamic:

 

[Strine]

Jesus fucking Christ Amber. :islamic: happy monday everyone :islamic:

Not :islamic: because nobody believes she ever has sex. This must be in reaction to all the discourse about her sexless relationship that she definitely doesn't read.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Jesus fucking Christ Amber. :islamic: happy monday everyone :islamic:

I SHOWER DAILY AND HAVE SEX WITH BECKY. REGULARLY!!!

WHO WOULDN‘T WANT TO FUCK THAT SPECIMEN OF A HUMAN THUMB.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't believe they have sex. What Eric heard was probably the sounds of Becky laboring to get Amber's pants on after the beanbag's monthly () shower.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I don't believe they have sex. What Eric heard was probably the sounds of Becky laboring to get Amber's pants on after the beanbag's monthly () shower.

Or maybe that was necky with hiking flashlight on her head labouring to lift the gut of amber and embarking on a expedition to find Amber's yeast cave

Jesus fucking Christ Amber. :islamic: happy monday everyone :islamic:

Very easy tell of amber. Whenever you see that crying laughter emoji at the end of sentencs, usually that sentence means absolutely lie.

Of course now I expect this behavior to stop since now I pointed this here today

 

[Rabbit Bones]

But her rice!

 

[EH 110]

lol the same bitch who has to ask Becky to get her clothes out of the washing machine because she can't navigate around her own gut? GTFO.

She can't put on shoes without sitting down, yet she can bend over to touch her toes. Hmm... Sounds like a big, fat lah to me!

 

[666EVE666]

I remember someone asked this same toe touching question sometime last summer, our gorl uploaded a gif of her bouncing down to touch the very tips of her fingers to her toes. Without the bouncing to reach down, looks like she could just fall forwards without reaching.

 

[FitBitch]

Why even bother at this point, Amber? You can't stick to a vegan diet, weight watchers or just simply counting your fucking calories. Keto is not the magic diet you're going to stick to over everything else... I'm just so tired.

 

[Make Believe]

What would happen if you'd put her on fire? What happens to someone with so much fat?

 

[Strine]

Why even bother at this point, Amber? You can't stick to a vegan diet, weight watchers or just simply counting your fucking calories. Keto is not the magic diet you're going to stick to over everything else... I'm just so tired.

Come on, now. Watching her ostentatiously go on diets and then quit after a day because it's "unhealthy" (compared to super morbid obesity with untreated diabetes) is part of the fun.

 

[pickleniggo]

Why even bother at this point, Amber? You can't stick to a vegan diet, weight watchers or just simply counting your fucking calories. Keto is not the magic diet you're going to stick to over everything else... I'm just so tired.

Didn’t she shit talk keto to Eric and Ricky when they began, as if she were the authority on dieting? Now she wants to hear everyone’s opinion on it. Alright gorl.