Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[497]

Where is she seeing people bigger than her? Even for the rural Bible Belt, she's one of the fattest sows in the pen.

Gorl, there's a show about people 65 lbs. heavier than you because they are a fucking abberation.

That's just AL thinking she is just a slightly chubby dainty princess.

 

[ricecake]

According to her ask.fm timestamps, she was answering dozens of questions from about 10 PM to 10 AM.

 

[sperginity]

It would be a thing of beauty to watch him make short work of Amber's excuses, which is one of the reasons she'll never go on MSHPL. That, and having to finally show her legs to the world.

I'm pretty sure she thinks she is better than all the other fat people on the show, and that dr now would recognize that and be nice to her. She's really narcissistic.

 

[sperginity]

Doesn't eat "fast food", but eats fast food at CCF which her orange chicken meal alone is 1792 calories and 124% sodium , and 298G of carbs) aka 99% carbs lmao.

She doesn't eat "fast food" but admitted to quitting weight watchers because the points system let her eat a McDonald's chicken nuggets 20 piece twice in a week.

 

[diana]

Speaking of, I honestly do not know if a hotel bed would hold her weight anymore. Despite the beds at hotels being soft and shit, the bedframes are usually weakass bullshit. She might break a bedframe at a hotel at her current weight, and I'd love to get an eric vlog about that.

She takes up such a large area of space that, realistically, I don't think it would be a problem. The bigger issue would be if she could fit on a normal sized bed anymore or even get through the damn door.

 

[angelicbitch]

 

[FitBitch]

What the fuck is up with Dusty's legs? I recoiled when I first saw them holy shit.

I might be :late: af answering your question but... fleas. Fleas are what's up with Dusty's legs.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

tiny holes

 

[SweetDee]

This is probably :late: But after watching Willos video about how they're always sick after the lake, I found this:
http://water.ky.gov/waterquality/Pages/SwimmingAdvisories.aspx

It looks like Cumberland lake and Cumberland river are under a swimming advisory for fecal matter in the water. Besides the obvious jokes about that probably starting once AL started bathing there, they might actually be making themselves super sick swimming in there.

So! Shit Lake is actually Shit Lake. And she doesn't wash after. And she sleeps in her bed like that. And sits on the furniture like that. And cooks meals like that... etc...

I don't even know what to say at this point.

 

[497]

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Dodging the question again.... everyone knows the answer is the ones with the holes are the only ones that still fit her. She didn't answer about the bra so she's admitting it is only 1 and not 5 or 6 of the same color like from that story she told about buying them at Kohls.

Maybe the feces in the lake are Amber's that's why doesn't care about showering off. Her shits are probably huge with the amount of food she eats.

 

[Xenomorph]

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tiny hole to her is a having someones whole ass out of their pants to others. Her perspective is so warped.

 

[497]

Wasn’t Christmas 2016 when she started saying her scale was “broken” / haunted / she couldn’t find batteries for it?

Perhaps she thought the scale was broken because every time she got on it, it read “ERROR”.

I don't know but I think she started getting a more accurate weigh-in when she bought that shipping scale last November. I wondered what was going on with AL that she was a steady 480-499lbs but gaining so rapidly this year... and I figured it's just because now she has a scale. She probably was well over 500 pounds at times and maybe even lost some but just didn't know it because she didn't have the super duper extreme shipping scale.

 

[literally low-key]

She is so round and getting rounder. Turning sideways to get through doorways doesn't really help. She has to go through at an angle.

 

[EH 110]

"I have trypophobia."

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

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I think she meant dainty holes tbh.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

She doesn't eat "fast food" but admitted to quitting weight watchers because the points system let her eat a McDonald's chicken nuggets 20 piece twice in a week.

Holy shit, I must have spaced when this happened - went back and found it. I'm flabbergasted. She thought that because the Weight Watchers point system made grilled, skinless chicken breast a zero point food that she could eat breaded, deep-fried, pink slime nuggets in bulk for zero points? And she ate those 20 nuggets as a snack? And she did it twice?

Do you think she really interpreted zero point chicken to include fried nuggets or was she using this as an excuse to stop using WW for the umpteenth time? Because even for AL this is mind blowingly stupid, so stupid it seems deliberate.

 

[sperginity]

Holy shit, I must have spaced when this happened - went back and found it. I'm flabbergasted. She thought that because the Weight Watchers point system made grilled, skinless chicken breast a zero point food that she could eat breaded, deep-fried, pink slime nuggets in bulk for zero points? And she ate those 20 nuggets as a snack? And she did it twice?

Do you think she really interpreted zero point chicken to include fried nuggets or was she using this as an excuse to stop using WW for the umpteenth time? Because even for AL this is mind blowingly stupid, so stupid it seems deliberate.

She is stupid, but also extremely self interested, so I would assume that she didn't want to know if she was wrong about the points for nuggets. Looking into it had the potential to spoil the fun of going to McDonald's so she didn't do that, as if being ignorant of the point value would protect her from the calories. It's yet another way that amberlynn acts exactly like a toddler.

The interior of the nugget is blended with lots of non chicken additives like corn and wheat based stabilizers and shit, in addition to the breading/deep frying issue.

 

[497]

Holy shit, I must have spaced when this happened - went back and found it. I'm flabbergasted. She thought that because the Weight Watchers point system made grilled, skinless chicken breast a zero point food that she could eat breaded, deep-fried, pink slime nuggets in bulk for zero points? And she ate those 20 nuggets as a snack? And she did it twice?

Do you think she really interpreted zero point chicken to include fried nuggets or was she using this as an excuse to stop using WW for the umpteenth time? Because even for AL this is mind blowingly stupid, so stupid it seems deliberate.

I really think she interprets orange chicken as a free food. Are oranges free food? So the orange sauce is free food, the chicken is free food, the few vegetables are free food. The only thing she needs to count are the 4 servings of rice.

 

[Twinkie]

probably another one of her technicalities. fatties collect clothes that they don't fit into and/or grow out of

"I have so many pants lol (:"

now ask her how pairs of those pants she can fit into

 

[Turd Blossom]

I'll believe it when I see it.

Again, I'll believe it when I see it.

Jesus, she's been on Ask.fm every waking moment this weekend. I wonder how she's managed to squeeze in time for that "2000 steps" plan?