Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Too big for the front seat of the car, too big for the scootypoofs at Wallyworld...

 

[andywhorehol]

ugh im prob late af but did anyone notice that hambers ask.fm was taken down/disabled?

 

[also autistic]

Sorry if I’m late on this, but has Amber ever revealed that she was sexually abused? I always assumed she had and used her extreme weight gain as a deterrent to further abuse, but I’m not sure. It makes sense because her parents were drug addicts and probably gone hustling and trying to score. With all the dealers and tweakers who visited the Reid family trailer, I wonder if one or more of them did some fiddly-diddly stuff to her or worse.

Just in a recent video (don't remember which, sorry) I recall she mentioned being in contact with both her parents and a brother, I doubt she'd do that if they had used her like that.

 

[Turd Blossom]

After spending all day yesterday getting into pissing matches with the haydurs instead of actually doing her "job", Victimlynn is back on the "YT is sooo hard you guise, you just don't understand" kick, proving her point by RT'ing a Youtuber with just under 1M subs who actually uploads regularly with varied content.

It never ends. Even when you're on vacation you have to take a break from Cheesecake Factory outings and napping to hastily film a few hours of footage in your motel room to spread out for those weeks where your job gets too overwhelming and you just can't leave your bedroom for a fortnight.

Social media is a 24/7 business. If you don't keep up, you'll fall behind and lose track of your lahs. And if I don't sass the haydurs, who will? Sassing the haydurs is a full-time job and I work the night shift. Where's MY overtime pay?!

 

[PuckishRogue]

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After spending all day yesterday getting into pissing matches with the haydurs instead of actually doing her "job", Victimlynn is back on the "YT is sooo hard you guise, you just don't understand" kick, proving her point by RT'ing a Youtuber with just under 1M subs who actually uploads regularly with varied content.

It never ends. Even when you're on vacation you have to take a break from Cheesecake Factory outings and napping to hastily film a few hours of footage in your motel room to spread out for those weeks where your job gets too overwhelming and you just can't leave your bedroom for a fortnight.

Social media is a 24/7 business. If you don't keep up, you'll fall behind and lose track of your lahs. And if I don't sass the haydurs, who will? Sassing the haydurs is a full-time job and I work the night shift. Where's MY overtime pay?!

I'm sure running an actual channel that uploads content at LEAST once a day is draining. Hamberlynn doesn't do that. Some of these fuckers upload videos twice a day, they're producing content constantly, so they have all the reason to be tired.

Mixing Mrs. Dash into a pot of boiling tomato slop is not draining, Amber. Sorry.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Looks like mosquito bite marks. I'm sure they are pretty nasty down in Florida.

Yep. It looks like mosquito bites or older fire ant bites. Everything wants to eat you in the south.

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So, she's saying she doesn't really make 10k, she makes 6-8k.

I love how fucking petty you guys are. $8k a month is still $50/hr at any normal, Full-Time job. And she gets that for just sitting around and being fat and annoying all month. I think I chose the wrong career path tbh.

 

[Xenomorph]

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So, she's saying she doesn't really make 10k, she makes 6-8k.

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Another lah.

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I love how the person who claims they make more than 6-8k a month as a glorified secretary expects anyone to believe that with that grammar. The people trolling AL love to compare themselves to her which already makes me believe they are no where near better than her if they have to constantly point out how much better they think they are.
How low must your self-esteem be if you need to prove how much better you are than a 550lb bumpkin from bumfuck tucky.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Welp, she's back.

I love when she says shit like this and showcases her incredible critical thinking skills.

• "Athletes have heart attacks, so it's stupid to warn me about my risks!"
• "140lb people eat orange chicken at CF so it's NOT the problem!"
• "Other youtubers have old content!"

And Al is definitely doing well on her new weight loss goal for the week, guise:

Edited because formatting is hard, gorl

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I'm sure running an actual channel that uploads content at LEAST once a day is draining. Hamberlynn doesn't do that. Some of these fuckers upload videos twice a day, they're producing content constantly, so they have all the reason to be tired.

Mixing Mrs. Dash into a pot of boiling tomato slop is not draining, Amber. Sorry.

Not to mention the channels that actually edit their videos by adjusting coloration, creating montages, or adding music. Even making custom thumbnails with graphics could take more time than selecting one of the options YouTube gives you. She could get fancy with two cameras (new one and her phone) to give some variety to parts of her videos too. There really is little she does with the footage before uploading it.

 

[ricecake]

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Where is she seeing people bigger than her? Even for the rural Bible Belt, she's one of the fattest sows in the pen.

Gorl, there's a show about people 65 lbs. heavier than you because they are a fucking abberation.

 

[frootloops]

Doesn't eat "fast food", but eats fast food at CCF which her orange chicken meal alone is 1792 calories and 124% sodium , and 298G of carbs) aka 99% carbs lmao.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Excuse you, The Cheesecake Factory is upscale casual, not fast food!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She thinks if you don't get it at a drive through, it isn't fast food. CCF and Texas Roadhouse is just the same frozen garbage as you get at Wendys, it just looks prettier and costs more.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Oh that mean old Dr. Now! How dare he call people out on their lahhs and tell them that they couldn't possibly have gained 60 lbs in a month from "water retention" in their legs!

It would be a thing of beauty to watch him make short work of Amber's excuses, which is one of the reasons she'll never go on MSHPL. That, and having to finally show her legs to the world.

 

[EH 110]

Dr. Now is not mean. The fatties on that show need someone to stand up to them because the soft people in their lives are enabling them to eat themselves to death. I would love to see Dr. Now shoot down Amber's lies and excuses. Can you imagine her saying "I'm the Queen of Moderation" to him? LOL

 

[Malibougie]

What the fuck is up with Dusty's legs? I recoiled when I first saw them holy shit.

Aww I think it’s cute that Dustiny is so proud that she learned to tie her big girl shoes.

I miss Amber’s bows and every thing about the Destiny era tbh. Her being so extra made it fun to cringe and hate watch. Now her only accessories are her raccoon eyes, and a mopey-ass Becky. It’s depressing.

AL is an idiot for constantly comparing herself to YTers that act and are professional about what they do. She is also some sort of idiot savant for being able to make $80,000-100,000 a year by doing as little as possible. I’d rather not be an internet side show that people love to hate though, so I suppose there is a price for everything and everyone has their price. I guess Amber gives, err gains her lb(s) of flesh for what she does though.

 

[C3PBRO]

Doesn't eat "fast food", but eats fast food at CCF which her orange chicken meal alone is 1792 calories and 124% sodium , and 298G of carbs) aka 99% carbs lmao.

Lol this reminds me of when she was all "I don't mean to be condescending but I would never stay in a motel," right after her stay at Red Roof Inn, a place that bills itself as a hotel despite being able to park within 10 feet of where you sleep. She doesn't know what upscale is, she never has. And as long as she's the fattest fish in the Monticello pond, she never will.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

This is probably :late: But after watching Willos video about how they're always sick after the lake, I found this:
http://water.ky.gov/waterquality/Pages/SwimmingAdvisories.aspx

It looks like Cumberland lake and Cumberland river are under a swimming advisory for fecal matter in the water. Besides the obvious jokes about that probably starting once AL started bathing there, they might actually be making themselves super sick swimming in there.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Lol this reminds me of when she was all "I don't mean to be condescending but I would never stay in a motel," right after her stay at Red Roof Inn, a place that bills itself as a hotel despite being able to park within 10 feet of where you sleep. She doesn't know what upscale is, she never has. And as long as she's the fattest fish in the Monticello pond, she never will.

There's a lot of folks who don't quite grasp the difference. I used to work in a hotel meant for business travelers, so there wasn't a ton of parking space.
Speaking of, I honestly do not know if a hotel bed would hold her weight anymore. Despite the beds at hotels being soft and shit, the bedframes are usually weakass bullshit. She might break a bedframe at a hotel at her current weight, and I'd love to get an eric vlog about that.

 

[Strine]

This is probably :late: But after watching Willos video about how they're always sick after the lake, I found this:
http://water.ky.gov/waterquality/Pages/SwimmingAdvisories.aspx

It looks like Cumberland lake and Cumberland river are under a swimming advisory for fecal matter in the water. Besides the obvious jokes about that probably starting once AL started bathing there, they might actually be making themselves super sick swimming in there.

You're putting the cart before the horse. There were reports of fecal matter in the water because someone saw Amber's hair bun when she was swimmeeen.