Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strine]

Her social media in general is so much more boring than her ask. When her ask is open it's always jumpin which is why I voted ask.fm posts be allowed to stay in general so that this thread can stay boring. Just my 2 cents!

Or both threads could be interesting. I agree her askfm is way more interesting than her twitter, which is now protected anyway (great publicity move when your YT income is plummeting, Amber) but it was twitter that gave us the poorly disguised FoodieBeauty callout debacle, lest ye forget. I think her social media should all be posted in one place, even if it's discussed elsewhere at times.

 

[Puta Bruja]

It's odd that she lies about the most stupid shit to try and create the illusion that she's just a tad bit fat and otherwise she's a normally functioning human being who can dance and touch her toes like everyone else.. But just a few weeks ago made a video "series" of her fat struggles highlighting how she can't wear a seat belt or take laundry out of a washer.
I especially get a kick out of the lie that she can fit in thar8 tiny ass shower when there's videos showing her having to turn sideways just to fit through the kitchen door frame.. Or that she doesn't NEED two seats at the movie theater, she just prefers two.
She is embarrassed enough about her weight to lie about mundane shit yet lacks the self awareness about how super sized she really is that makes her lies so glaringly obvious. Mind boggling.

 

[Twinkie]

Ok then what do you think about renaming this thread something like 'Amber's Social Media' and removing reference to her orbiters from the thread title? (@emspex)?

The other gorls rarely post on social media anyway, and we already have a Supporting Cast thread for when they vlog. I guess I was just feeling like this thread was doing more than it needed to

 

[AJ 447]

Ok then what do you think about renaming this thread something like 'Amber's Social Media' and removing reference to her orbiters from the thread title? (@emspex)?

The other gorls rarely post on social media anyway, and we already have a Supporting Cast thread for when they vlog. I guess I was just feeling like this thread was doing more than it needed to

This is a good point. You're right, it would be better organized to just relegate this thread to Amber's social media, and anything posted by one of the sideshow cast can be discussed in the other thread.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I agree. Let's make this a 'Amber on Social Media' thread and if the supporting cast does something worth mentioning, we'll post it on their thread. It's just way too confusing and disorganized when people post her ask.fm's on multiple threads.

 

[formerfatcow]

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How soon until we are treated to the hard-hitting 3-part series:
Depression Sucks, Y'all: Life without Orange Chicken

Okay but if she didn’t leave her bed for 10 days that means she wasn’t cooking. She wouldn’t let Becky or the boys make her a meal because she doesn’t like food cooked by other people. So was she eating all pre-packaged food or was Becky bringing her takeout? I wouldn’t be surprised if Amber considered takeout different from going out to eat, either way I bet it’s a lahh.

 

[JerkyPirate]

She is 100% banking on the "out" part of that question. Becky for sure gets her fast food and take out on the regular.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

This one?

Someone pointed out how destiny threw the cat from her lap and it was almost crushed by hamber ?-?

 

[EH 110]

This one?

This is why I don't want Amber to be bedbound. I will miss moments like these, which make (some of) her videos worth watching.

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't have moments like that anymore, and not just because of her weight. Unlike Density becky is depressed and no fun at all.

(And I think Amber realizes this and it's just another reason she misses destiny so much)

 

[FitBitch]

This one?

Thank you friend.

 

[EH 110]

She doesn't have moments like that anymore, and not just because of her weight. Unlike Density becky is depressed and no fun at all.

I agree that her best moments were with Dustin, but my other favorite gif of her is from a few months ago:

This one is great, too:

Basically, full-body shots or her riding a scooter are reasons for me to watch a video. I really hope she'll dump Becky (or get dumped) and find a new Dusty-type sped before she's completely bedbound. I probably won't watch anymore when all her videos are of her sitting down at home.

 

[Twinkie]

I love those gifs but the difference is those gifs are fun for us, but I somehow doubt Amber is having "exercising".

I agree that I don't want her to become bedbound, either. I just don't know where she can go from here. She does make enough to live on her own, but will she? (doubt.jpg)

 

[EH 110]

I love those gifs but the difference is those gifs are fun for us, but I somehow doubt Amber is having "exercising".

Oh, I gotcha. I wasn't thinking of Amber having fun like she is when Cora surprised her mom. I'll take the funny moments any way I can, though. There aren't very many these days with boring Becky.

 

[Hrothgar]

Gorl...you better start posting videos again or that sweet 10k a month is gonna start drying up.

I’m sure she has enough in savings though to comfortably live off of until she unsticks herself from the mattress.

Not saving for her future is one thing for which I can't fault her. What the fuck's the point?

 

[FitBitch]

Not saving for her future is one thing for which I can't fault her. What the fuck's the point?

Right? Why should she care when Becky has to foot the bill for her giant ass casket and double burial plot?

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I agree that her best moments were with Dustin, but my other favorite gif of her is from a few months ago:

This one is great, too:

Basically, full-body shots or her riding a scooter are reasons for me to watch a video. I really hope she'll dump Becky (or get dumped) and find a new Dusty-type sped before she's completely bedbound. I probably won't watch anymore when all her videos are of her sitting down at home.

That gunt has its own postcode at this point, holy fuck

 

[Twinkie]

She's a lot bigger than that now, even

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Let's not forget how she spun the Damon White account. She didn't make the account guise! She just used it!!

 

[EH 110]

Right? Why should she care when Becky has to foot the bill for her giant ass casket and double burial plot?

It's not Becky's responsibility, though, because she's not married to Amber. Her parents would be expected to pay as the next of kin - and good luck with that.