Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
I'm willing to bet Rusty will try to blame the farms when he gets the big "NO!" from the judge. He'll probably try to say that the judge and anyone else from Tay on down was influenced by our "subtle invitations" Which will result in another cascade of pathetically hilarious e-mails to null to take down the thread or else he'll impotently drool on his laptop again.
 
"I get the money for FREE"

is a fucking weird thing to say about a lawsuit.

But then, the whole IG thing is weird as fuck too. Does he not use Tinder\etc? I am surprised we don't have caps from someone on that front. Or maybe we just don't because someone would have to swipe for chat to open.

Supposedly he did use tinder at one point and possibly other online dating. But he wasn't up front about his deformity and had no face pics, and got upset when he'd show his face after talking a while and they'd reject or block him.

I'd bet money his profile was all about being a hotshot lawyer and songwriter among other things, and that he only chatted up 9/10s too while blocking any women he deemed ugly or fat. Flat out offering money for sex also seems within the realm of possibilities.
 
I like to imagine what old Russ thought was going to happen if Taylor actually had to show up and sit in a courtroom with him. Did he think he’d get to make a statement and he’d say, “I didn’t want to come here today, to go through with this lawsuit. I respect you, Taylor. More than any man you’ve ever met before. You deserve a better life.”

And Taylor would be moved to sighs and her counsel would be like, “OBJECTION!! This is a court of law, not a dating show!!”

And the judge would wipe away a tear and say, “OVERRULED. True love is the law.” And Taylor would burst into tears and beg Russ to go on a date and sing his super special songs of amore to her.

No matter what he imagined, I will bet dollars to doughnuts he would have brought flowers to the court and awkwardly kept them on the table, to be presented at the trial’s conclusion.
 
Tinder.


My favorite part is “Farrah liked my dating advances over the course of a multiple months”
((Shivers))
 

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Excuse me but what does this TS party deadline missing actually mean? I'm not an American so I've no idea, he's not gonna get the 100mil now is he? Wikipedia only said that the default judgement is usually in favor of the plaintiff. I mean. Really? Fill me in guys please.
 
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Excuse me but what does this TS party deadline missing actually mean? I'm not an American so I've no idea, he's not gonna get the 100mil now is he? Wikipedia only said that the default judgement is usually in favor of the plaintiff. I mean. Really? Fill me in guys please.

It means within 16 days from today, Russ will be told to fuck off because he hasn't filed a valid claim.
 
Excuse me but what does this TS party deadline missing actually mean? I'm not an American so I've no idea, he's not gonna get the 100mil now is he? Wikipedia only said that the default judgement is usually in favor of the plaintiff. I mean. Really? Fill me in guys please.
Basically it means that technically Russ wins by default and the judge now gets to decide if russ actually has a claim that’s worth awarding 100 million dollars, or any money at all.

Because we live in reality, the judge is not going to decide that russ should be given money because Taylor wouldn't date him or make him a famous songwriter. He’s going to be awarded exactly what he has now, which adds up to jack and shit.
 
Excuse me but what does this TS party deadline missing actually mean? I'm not an American so I've no idea, he's not gonna get the 100mil now is he? Wikipedia only said that the default judgement is usually in favor of the plaintiff. I mean. Really? Fill me in guys please.

If a respondent fails to answer a properly served complaint then the petitioner can move for default judgment — essentially finding for the petitioner.

BUT (and Russ knows this) the petitioner still has to demonstrate that they have a valid claim to which they are entitled relief, and that the facts and circumstances support their claim.

They don’t have to meet the same standards they would have to meet in a trial, but their case must be at least plausible on its face.

In Russ’ case, for one he doesn’t have a claim. He’s alleging negligence, but to prove negligence you first have to establish that the other party had a duty to you. Of course, we all know that Taylor Swift has no duty to accept a gift, go on a date, fall in love with Russ, etc — so nothing else even needs to be considered (actually the exact words the first Swift judge told him when explaining the elements of negligence).

Beyond that, he probably didn’t serve her correctly. He served some error-ridden form on a receptionist of a law firm which may or may not still represent Swift.

But in any case, even if he did serve her properly, the court wouldn’t enter default judgment because he hasn’t stated a valid claim under which a court (at least in this plane of existence) would grant relief — not $1 or $100 million.

AnOnimous knows civ pro better so he can fill in the gaps.
 
If a respondent fails to answer a properly served complaint then the petitioner can move for default judgment — essentially finding for the petitioner.

BUT (and Russ knows this) the petitioner still has to demonstrate that they have a valid claim to which they are entitled relief, and that the facts and circumstances support their claim.

They don’t have to meet the same standards they would have to meet in a trial, but their case must be at least plausible on its face.

In Russ’ case, for one he doesn’t have a claim. He’s alleging negligence, but to prove negligence you first have to establish that the other party had a duty to you. Of course, we all know that Taylor Swift has no duty to accept a gift, go on a date, fall in love with Russ, etc — so nothing else even needs to be considered (actually the exact words the first Swift judge told him when explaining the elements of negligence).

Beyond that, he probably didn’t serve her correctly. He served some error-ridden form on a receptionist of a law firm which may or may not still represent Swift.

But in any case, even if he did serve her properly, the court wouldn’t enter default judgment because he hasn’t stated a valid claim under which a court (at least in this plane of existence) would grant relief — not $1 or $100 million.

AnOnimous knows civ pro better so he can fill in the gaps.

Shows what you know. As soon as Russ becomes Tay Tay’s financial master by bankrupting her, she’ll have no choice but to date him and suck him his penis and introduce him to all her Hollywood friends. And then his life will truly begin.


Oh god i just realized this is the Russ endgoal...he’ll get all her money and then give it back to her in exchange for sexual favors and companionship! It works so well with hookers, it’s brilliant!
 
Total legal genius...doesn't understand that filing for an extension is pretty standard. It's not that they can't respond to you, Rusty, it's that they don't care enough to do it in good time.
"I demanded to speak with the manager and they put me on hold for FIVE HOURS. Hahahaha, they gotta be shaking in their boots by now!"

You know, for all the hilarity of these trials, they do still fit the pattern of Russ having to pay money to try and interact with women. He gets the Legal Experience this time, and it's about as real as his 3000$ Boyfriend Experience was.
 
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