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I look forward to all this being addressed on his next episode. I always have a Steven Assanti marathon when he has a new one.
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That's next season.Wait this guy got married? I thought this dude died in a van down by the river.
I think it may be because he has absolutely NO redeeming qualities asides from the lolz he produces.In all my years here on the farms, not a single cow has managed to repulse me on first glance as Steve Assanti has.
In all my years here on the farms, not a single cow has managed to repulse me on first glance as Steve Assanti has.
Who's a grosser fatso, Steven or Chance Carmichael?I know what you mean. Although there are cows that that are grosser looking than Steve, they don't have that extra special something that Steve has.
Yup, that smug fucking face when he says "Why don't you get the scale?" with his fucking hands down his pants. He's very punchable.It's not even the fat IMO, it's the stoned smugness. Like he thinks, after being comprehensively owned by Dr. Now, that he still has a chance of scoring some drugs and that these NPCs are just programmed poorly, because they ought to be serving his skooma and kissing his copious ass.
Dr. Now has far more patience than I do- if it were up to me I would have just put Steven on a 0 calorie diet just for treating the nurses like absolute shit, as well as taken away all devices so he can go batshit insane in his self made prison.Yup, that smug fucking face when he says "Why don't you get the scale?" with his fucking hands down his pants. He's very punchable.
BTW, I know this was already posted, by I added it for context.
Props to Dr. Now for not taking the bait these fatties throw at him.
He certainly knows how to play the system to get what he wants. An addict in general is a terrible person, but he's a double addict.Dr. Now has far more patience than I do- if it were up to me I would have just put Steven on a 0 calorie diet just for treating the nurses like absolute shit, as well as taken away all devices so he can go batshit insane in his self made prison.
Steven is just fucking disgusting overall and I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out he severely abused his younger brother. His dad should just leave him alone in the van and only bring water for a month, just as punishment for being a shithead. It’s not like he can just get up and do shit on his own these days.
Who's a grosser fatso, Steven or Chance Carmichael?
That's because he actively enjoys being repulsive.In all my years here on the farms, not a single cow has managed to repulse me on first glance as Steve Assanti has.
The problem here is (ignoring that she's out of his league), he clearly lacks the ability to love other because he doesn't love himself enough to treat his body with respect.Meh. I have seen stranger couples that probably really were in love. Though I agree, his current and past presence in tv might have helped.