Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Krookodile]

Spoiler

>Implying that anyone smart enough to earn a shit load of money would "invest" in him and his work
>Which is below average webcomic trash and nowhere near a classic
>And does not feature memorable or likeable characters like CAH

But this isn't surprising in the least. Dobby is a hack and he knows that he doesn't earn peanuts for his subpar work. Even Chris has profited off his work more than Dobs ever will.

Edit: @KriegshetzerMP7 HOLY SHIT, THE SOURCE.

http://soyoudrawnshit.tumblr.com

It's fucking beautiful.

 

[c-no]

Edit: @KriegshetzerMP7 HOLY SHIT, THE SOURCE.

http://soyoudrawnshit.tumblr.com

It's fucking beautiful.

Indeed it is beautiful, it's better than whatever Dobson draws with that ego of his.

 

[KriegshetzerMP7]

http://marsmar-lord-of-mars.tumblr.com/post/99749986170#notes
^
Just out of curiosity, when did this happen?

 

[KriegshetzerMP7]

Indeed it is beautiful, it's better than whatever Dobson draws with that ego of his.

Amen. And they've already put out 4 drawings in 1 month. I'm optimistic about that comic.

 

[Jaimas]

http://marsmar-lord-of-mars.tumblr.com/post/99749986170#notes
^
Just out of curiosity, when did this happen?

Check earlier in the thread. It happened like 2 weeks back.

 

[Pine Tar]

Note to self, praise marsmar's creativity.

 

[KriegshetzerMP7]

Note to self, praise marsmar's creativity.

Best CWC trollfic ever.

Based Marsmar Soyoudrawnshit

In case there was any doubt, Preston's still butthurt about Carl:

Check earlier in the thread. It happened like 2 weeks back.

Yeah, the search function didn't find the word "doxx" or in this thread. Likewise, "teen,", "trans," "transgender," "kid" and "teenager" did not return relevant results, so I don't know what search terms to use.

Do you mean at least 14 days, or is this including 10 days ago? I need a page range.

 

[Abethedemon]

Sorry to derail this conversation, but it seems to me like Dobson is not as surreal as the other lolcows. He definitely is a lolcow, due to his views in life and his amateurish response to criticism, but I feel like he doesn't have the zest that other 'cows do with crazy fetishes, zany beliefs, and stranger appearances. Maybe I need to read more about him, but I'm just saying.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Sorry to derail this conversation, but it seems to me like Dobson is not as surreal as the other lolcows. He definitely is a lolcow, due to his views in life and his amateurish response to criticism, but I feel like he doesn't have the zest that other 'cows do with crazy fetishes, zany beliefs, and stranger appearances. Maybe I need to read more about him, but I'm just saying.

I dunno, the "Inflate-'till-she-explodes" fetish and "already bald at age thirty" egghead seem pretty mock worthy and out there.

 

[c-no]

I dunno, the "Inflate-'till-she-explodes" fetish and "already bald at age thirty" egghead seem pretty mock worthy and out there.

And don't forget that ego in how he strawman others and such.

 

[Krookodile]

crazy fetishes

Inflation. Masochism.

zany beliefs

That anyone (who isn't a dA tween that's jealous of the attention he gets) gives a shit about him and/or respects him. Ego, ego, ego. That his university failed him when in reality, he failed himself. That becoming a feminist will make people look past his shitty attitude and give him the attention and china that he craves. So many other things...

and stranger appearances.

Fedora-bear.

...But yeah, he's nowhere near as out there as someone like Chris or Pixyteri, but he's still somewhat entertaining.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

No.

Hasn't he always been a whiney asshole, even in college?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Sorry to derail this conversation, but it seems to me like Dobson is not as surreal as the other lolcows. He definitely is a lolcow, due to his views in life and his amateurish response to criticism, but I feel like he doesn't have the zest that other 'cows do with crazy fetishes, zany beliefs, and stranger appearances. Maybe I need to read more about him, but I'm just saying.

It's actually difficult to compare lolcows. They're each lulzy in his/her own way. Chris is a surreal mixture of extremely stupid and crazy, ADF is a living caricature of political extremism, JustinRPG and Mylar are very open about their bizarre sexual preferences, Teddy Smugpin is a self-rightous bigot who thinks that he's the very epitome of morals etc.

 

[Abethedemon]

It's actually difficult to compare lolcows. They're each lulzy in his/her own way. Chris is a surreal mixture of extremely stupid and crazy, ADF is a living caricature of political extremism, JustinRPG and Mylar are very open about their bizarre sexual preferences, Teddy Smugpin is a self-rightous bigot who thinks that he's the very epitome of morals etc.

Exactly, I think I have a standard to compare lolcows to Chris because he was the first lolcow I found out about while learning the definition of a lolcow.

 

[José Mourinho]

New art by Dobson.

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/Historical-Reenactors-488752160

In lieu of rumors that the Marvel Cinematic Universe might start introducing the “Civil War” storyline, here’s a Civil War joke.

And he made another journal about the Bayonetta 2 Polygon controversy and more stuff
http://tompreston.deviantart.com/journal/Korra-Alone-Doctor-Who-and-Bayonetta-2-488252566

The comments on his art are disabled, but the profile comments aren't yet. Here's one I found:
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1089799/3633017912

His Twitter his also flooded too. I'll post his notable tweets later.​

 

[CWCissey]

And now we know that Tom completely missed the point of why the Doctor was being such an arsehole in 'Kill The Moon'.

Also, on why people are up in arms about the Polygon review of Bayonetta...

 

[KriegshetzerMP7]

Dobson...

It's actually difficult to compare lolcows. They're each lulzy in his/her own way. Chris is a surreal mixture of extremely stupid and crazy, ADF is a living caricature of political extremism, JustinRPG and Mylar are very open about their bizarre sexual preferences, Teddy Smugpin is a self-rightous bigot who thinks that he's the very epitome of morals etc.

And Mia McKenzie hides behind Social Justice for her fanatical racism.

And now we know that Tom completely missed the point of why the Doctor was being such an arsehole in 'Kill The Moon'.

...and why certain verbal jokes are funny and others aren't.

By the Dobson definition, any LARPer who enacts something in a fantasy universe that didn't actually happen in now a "historical reenactor." Way to grammar.

Also, on why people are up in arms about the Polygon review of Bayonetta...

My sister (a self-described feminist) actually wanted to get Bayonetta (1) on the Xbox at my parents' house. She left for college before she could get around to it.

This is a guy, excuse me, "professional cartoonist" who lies consistently and deletes his comments. Why *wouldn't* he sympathize with Polygon and Gawker Media?

 

[CWCissey]

This is a guy, excuse me, "professional cartoonist" who lies consistently and deletes his comments. Why *wouldn't* he sympathize with Polygon and Gawker Media?

Because he's a stereotype of the male that supports radical feminism. He's in it for the poontang.

 

[KriegshetzerMP7]

Because he's a stereotype of the male that supports radical feminism.

That explains why he has lesbian comic characters! Also why Alex looks less butch than at the start of the comic series (emulating a male appearance would reinforce the gender norms of the heteropatriarchy, you see).

Technically, the anti-GG, Jezebel crowd is Third Wave. Radical Feminism is second wave. Different flavors of misandrist hypocrite.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Also, on why people are up in arms about the Polygon review of Bayonetta...

Its less about the score and more about the reason behind the score.

On one side of the knife is a character action game that refines the incredible combat foundations of the original Bayonettaand avoids the lack of variety that dragged it down in the last third. On the other, the deliberate sexualization and objectification on display serves as a jarring distraction from the creativity and design smarts elsewhere.