Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Apparently Rian Johnson's douchebaggery continues to rise. He's now mocking youtuber Mike Zeroh despite that the guy was pretty pro-Disney. Rian then adopts a really pompous tone and starts comparing the guy's name to trash while some guy named Junkman sucks his cock.

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Oh. Weird ghing i remember from the Old EU: Remember when IG-88A mind was in the computer core for the second Death Star? I shit you not and his body survived until 24 ABY
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His big plan was to take control of the Death Star and use it for the Droid Revolution, but the Emperor quickly put a stop to that after IG-88A started acting like a smug troll.
 
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Now he's talking about penis shavers and pretending he actually likes George Lucas despite bashing him a few months ago after George criticized TLJ's unhappy ending.

As for which murderous assassin droid deserves a movie, I don't really care which one it is. IG-88, HK-47 or HK-50. Any of these badass droids would make for a far better movie or villain in an SW movie than the shits Disney has been giving us, but knowing Disney they'd somehow find some way to mess up a movie about these cool droids. To be frank though, I don't think anyone at Disney-Lucasfilm knows or remembers they exist. They've certainly forgotten Boba Fett to the point where only EA seems to remember him.

Edit: Wait I remember why HK-47 isn't allowed. After Disney canned the old EU, they did give permission for writers to use content from the old EU, but stuff from the Old Republic EU like HK-47 and 50 were off-limits for some reason, and I mentioned a few pages back how authors and comic writers were instead making their own HK-Donut Steals instead, so we'll never see them again.
 
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The fact that the ST fucked things up this badly is actually really heartbreaking. Not just for the new generation of kids this was obviously meant to appeal to, but just to oldschool fans who wanted their favorite franchise to be taken seriously again. TFA was a bland uninspired movie but there was at least enough warmth put into it where it was enough to sustain its audience. TLJ is a movie made with so much hate and bitterness and smug apathy for the people that act as the lifeblood of the franchise.

Rian and Kathleen set out to make money but the love and affection wasn't there. What we got instead was a cheap soulless imitation that has the looks but not the heart or spirit and wants 65% of the audience to go fuck itself.

They buried Star Wars in the goddamn Pet Sematary and this is what we got.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
i don't know why the woke crowd is mad that people aren't liking new star wars
it's not what they expected
IT SUBVERTED THEIR EXPECTATIONS
IT BREAKS NEW GROUND

I CLAPPED!!!!
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Mola Ram said:
Hell, let's own it. Have John Williams do his version of The Gonk.
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Yes!!!!

And I should point out, I don't mean just CGI the gal, I mean throughout the whole film you always see two people standing really, really close to general Leia.

But they could use the CGI to make her lips move like in A Talking Cat.

Wait. What if this has all been a producers-esque plot by Disney all along? I may have to salute those evil bastards.
 
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Flexo said:
Yes!!!!

And I should point out, I don't mean just CGI the gal, I mean throughout the whole film you always see two people standing really, really close to general Leia.

But they could use the CGI to make her lips move like in A Talking Cat.

Wait. What if this has all been a producers-esque plot by Disney all along? I may have to salute those evil bastards.
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Oh man! We could resurrect (pardon the pun) those old Quiznos ads. "WE LIKE DE REEEEESISTANCE ... WE GOT A BLUEMILK BAR." Genius.
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Apparently Rian Johnson's douchebaggery continues to rise. He's now mocking youtuber Mike Zeroh despite that the guy was pretty pro-Disney. Rian then adopts a really pompous tone and starts comparing the guy's name to trash while some guy named Junkman sucks his cock.
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I really hope that this guy gets what he deserves, that IX fails so hard that Disney has to aknowledge that this guy ruined their 4bn dollar franchise with his shitty movie and his even worse attitude. That this spreads around the right circles so he'll never make an A-list movie ever again. That he's going to direct shitty commercials for regional television or something. That he ends up in a deadend job as a teacher on a movie-maker school where every single one of his pupils not only knows how collossaly he fucked up but also live on to become far superior movie makers. And that social media are still around, so people can remind him of this shit and post at him every. Single. Petty. Shitpost. He did.

Alto said:
The fact that the ST fucked things up this badly is actually really heartbreaking. Not just for the new generation of kids this was obviously meant to appeal to, but just to oldschool fans who wanted their favorite franchise to be taken seriously again. TFA was a bland uninspired movie but there was at least enough warmth put into it where it was enough to sustain its audience. TLJ is a movie made with so much hate and bitterness and smug apathy for the people that act as the lifeblood of the franchise.
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Tell me about it. TFA was a carbon copy of ANH, but it was enjoyable. Back then, I wasn't thrilled with them playing it too safe, but I was looking forward to the new movie, thinking that maybe, if it's not too much like ESB, it might have a chance.
I hoped they'd do something that's not ripping off ESB. Well, guess it just goes to show: "be careful what you wish for, it might just come true".
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
I really hope that this guy gets what he deserves, that IX fails so hard that Disney has to aknowledge that this guy ruined their 4bn dollar franchise with his shitty movie and his even worse attitude. That this spreads around the right circles so he'll never make an A-list movie ever again. That he's going to direct shitty commercials for regional television or something. That he ends up in a deadend job as a teacher on a movie-maker school where every single one of his pupils not only knows how collossaly he fucked up but also live on to become far superior movie makers. And that social media are still around, so people can remind him of this shit and post at him every. Single. Petty. Shitpost. He did.
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What is Ruin Johnson doing now? I mean what film project is he working on currently?
 
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GeneralFriendliness said:
Apparently Rian Johnson's douchebaggery continues to rise. He's now mocking youtuber Mike Zeroh despite that the guy was pretty pro-Disney. Rian then adopts a really pompous tone and starts comparing the guy's name to trash while some guy named Junkman sucks his cock.


His big plan was to take control of the Death Star and use it for the Droid Revolution, but the Emperor quickly put a stop to that after IG-88A started acting like a smug troll.
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Sure Ryan loves diggin his head deeper and deeper into his anus while thinking he's the new Mel Brooks

RomanesEuntDomus said:
I really hope that this guy gets what he deserves, that IX fails so hard that Disney has to aknowledge that this guy ruined their 4bn dollar franchise with his shitty movie and his even worse attitude. That this spreads around the right circles so he'll never make an A-list movie ever again. That he's going to direct shitty commercials for regional television or something. That he ends up in a deadend job as a teacher on a movie-maker school where every single one of his pupils not only knows how collossaly he fucked up but also live on to become far superior movie makers. And that social media are still around, so people can remind him of this shit and post at him every. Single. Petty. Shitpost. He did.
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They can simply leave him one hour in a dark room with Mark Hamill after telling Mark he can do whatever he want with Ryan
 
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Chester Rigby said:
What is Ruin Johnson doing now? I mean what film project is he working on currently?
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I think he's done and will probably (read: wisely) should go back to indie productions. Not unless he developed something profitable that he can make a sequel to lick his wounds. Just like Paul Feig did a sequel to The Heat.

It's a common thing directors do when they have a flop. When Sam Raimi made Crimewave he went and did Evil Dead 2 (Bruce Campbell admitted it in his book) and when Nicolas Winding Refn made Fear X he did Pusher 2 to save his company.

So, expect Rian to make an announcement for a Brick 2.
 
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It'll be a dream come true for Mark. He'll get to vent all his rage while also reenacting the infamous Joker crowbar scene just like he always wanted to do for DC.
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Anyone have that video where Hamil is at a massive Star Wars Q&A and he's obviously hating every second of it. Then at the end of the video it has him reciting Killing Joke dialog and getting really into it.

Edit: found it!

 
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King Kobra said:
They can simply leave him one hour in a dark room with Mark Hamill after telling Mark he can do whatever he want with Ryan
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Mark Hamill would just go "You did a terrible job, Rian, but I respect you as a person all the same", cause Mark Hamill is awesome that way.
Maybe I'm just buying into his PR too much, but I get the feeling that he himself really identifies with Luke, his personality and the idea behind the Jedi.
 
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The thing about Mark that I really like is that he seems genuine about almost every role he plays. He really cares about these characters and what makes them tick. That's why it's hard to watch him shill what Rian did to Luke because you know he hates it just as much as we all do.

Honestly, him playing the Joker for 20+ years has brought him more joy than the sudden crash and burn of playing Luke again.
 
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