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Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Emperor Julian
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Man those guys are embarrising, maybe it wasnt the best move to recruit your evil sith desperados from the jedi who pussied out when the going got tough.
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Oh, it certainly does, trust me on this. I almost tore my eyes out the first time I saw two tauntauns spitroasting Jar Jar. Weirdly, there seems to be almost nothing with the sequel trilogy, and that speaks to how much people hate it. When even furries won't draw porn versions of your movie, you know you fucked it up real bad.
Ironically, they do Zootopia crossover art. Some of it is cute.
I found, no joke, at least half a dozen versions of this concept.
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Sadly, Gargamel would probably make a better Star Wars villain than Snoke, Hux, Kylo Ren, and Phasma combined.
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Oh, it certainly does, trust me on this. I almost tore my eyes out the first time I saw two tauntauns spitroasting Jar Jar. Weirdly, there seems to be almost nothing with the sequel trilogy, and that speaks to how much people hate it. When even furries won't draw porn versions of your movie, you know you fucked it up real bad.
Ironically, they do Zootopia crossover art. Some of it is cute.
I found, no joke, at least half a dozen versions of this concept.
I think it may just have to do with the lack of "sexy" space monsters/ aliens in the new movies.
Aside from the 2 tentacle monsters in TFA and R1, the monsters are either repulsive or gargantuan.
TLJ has titty milk giraffe, frog nuns, precious crystal fox boys, Last Guardians and porgs.
0/10, they are unappealing and I would not have sex with them.
That's a pretty limited selection of porn pics to be made there, aside from obvious Reylo shit, that is.
I guess Chewbacca remains an easy character to r34 and Ahsoka proved popular enough, that's about it.
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Eh, Kylo Ren still has some potential, he was easily the most interesting character in TFA and TLJ, but Snoke, Hux and Phasma are so lackluster and one-dimensional, that you are absolutely correct.
The writers clearly are afraid to make their villains intimidating, competent and badass, so they make them one-note shitheads instead. As I said: We get it. Space Nazis are bad. They don't have to hammer that in by making them stupid and incompetent, too.
And then there's people like Dobson who whine about people complaining that the First Order is just a joke and not a believable threat (despite ruling the galaxy from the very first scene of TFA onwards). Yeah, if you dislike the FO for being shit, you're clearly a Nazi sympathiser.
What I don't get is how the writers limit themselves to this shit willingly, don't they realize that without a believable, juggernaught-like villain, the heroes do not shine when they overcome their nemesis?
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Eh, Kylo Ren still has some potential, he was easily the most interesting character in TFA and TLJ, but Snoke, Hux and Phasma are so lackluster and one-dimensional, that you are absolutely correct.
The writers clearly are afraid to make their villains intimidating, competent and badass, so they make them one-note shitheads instead. As I said: We get it. Space Nazis are bad. They don't have to hammer that in by making them stupid and incompetent, too.
And then there's people like Dobson who whine about people complaining that the First Order is just a joke and not a believable threat (despite ruling the galaxy from the very first scene of TFA onwards). Yeah, if you dislike the FO for being shit, you're clearly a Nazi sympathiser.
What I don't get is how the writers limit themselves to this shit willingly, don't they realize that without a believable, juggernaught-like villain, the heroes do not shine when they overcome their nemesis?
Much like the comic books they write, the movies SJWs make are perfunctory vehicles for emotional validation. It goes through the motions- good guys, bad guys, good guys defeat bad guys, yay!- without understanding what makes them worthwhile. Or, worse, thinking that the thing that makes them worthwhile is the virtue inherent in "punching Nazis" or whatever. The idea of meaningful conflict doesn't seem to have any purchase.
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Someone needs to fight this degenerate furry nonsense. Here's some wholesome memes.
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Now this one is just sad.
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Do we have a betting pool for the title of IX?
My money's on something stupid like "Rey to the Rescue".
My money's on something stupid like "Rey to the Rescue".
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I want it to be another title that can be simplified to a punchy three-letter acronym. And I want it to rhyme with the other sequel acronyms; it's gotta sound similar to TFA and TLJ.
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Maybe A New Dawn, A New Age or The Resistance Strikes Back?
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They'll work "Order" into the name somehow. Or maybe "Balance."
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It seems to me that every title is a bit tongue in cheek. So lame is kind of a tradition.
Starting with Star Wars.
Starting with Star Wars.
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If they really wanted to fix the Luke plot, they could just have him pull a Gandalf and emerge from the weird cave under the island in Episode 9. Do a trippy 2001 sequence of what happened after he vanished in TLJ and have him wake up dazed and confused.
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Luke waking up in a cave is more reminiscent of Arthur than it is of Gandalf. But the idea of Luke-as-Arthur and doing a whole Fisher King parallel and turning Kylo Ren into Mordred is way too good for Disney Star Wars ever to attempt it.
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My money is on "Children of the Force", or something like "A New Balance" or "The New Order".
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Oh, it certainly does, trust me on this. I almost tore my eyes out the first time I saw two tauntauns spitroasting Jar Jar. Weirdly, there seems to be almost nothing with the sequel trilogy, and that speaks to how much people hate it. When even furries won't draw porn versions of your movie, you know you fucked it up real bad.
Ironically, they do Zootopia crossover art. Some of it is cute.
I found, no joke, at least half a dozen versions of this concept.
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Balance of the Order?
Edit: I forgot to mention one more new character from Chuck Wendig's novels who serves as the Han Solo stand-in.
https://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Eleodie_Maracavanya
A legendary and famous genderfluid troon pirate who follows their own rules and is referred to as both she and he but prefers to be referred to as "zhe". Zhe is not alien by the way, Chuck has made it clear that zhe's 100% human. Zhe appeared in the second book for Chuck to use as another shield excuse for why his shitty books aren't bad and why hating them makes you a bigot.
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Edit: I forgot to mention one more new character from Chuck Wendig's novels who serves as the Han Solo stand-in.
https://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Eleodie_Maracavanya
A legendary and famous genderfluid troon pirate who follows their own rules and is referred to as both she and he but prefers to be referred to as "zhe". Zhe is not alien by the way, Chuck has made it clear that zhe's 100% human. Zhe appeared in the second book for Chuck to use as another shield excuse for why his shitty books aren't bad and why hating them makes you a bigot.
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