Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

She's such a failure.
How much did she gain this week? Anyone want to guess?

Let's see. There was a birthday outing which included two restaurant visits minimum, and it was a long holiday weekend. She's been getting all kinds of triggered by questions on her Ask.fm account to the point she's currently disabled it, so the Binge Monster has probably gotten out to play.

My money's on 10 lbs.

 

[89elbees]

Chantal has a cycle of plans, failure, excuses, another plan, etc. It used to take awhile to change phases but it's almost daily now. Big AL is getting to be the same way, though with different phases.

The planets of our solar system are rarely in phase with one another, after all.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

 

[Synthwave]

Just compiling these in one place for my own selfish needs.

I live for that ”This is causing me to binge”-song. It is just perfect.

 

[also autistic]

Bit of a stretch but they reminded me of Becky and Amber, the facial expression, the balding hair.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Why was Eric's birthday card all about Amber?

Since I.....I feel....I...I..me me me me me.

Classy, Albert. You've made him an afterthought in his own b'day - unless I'm mistaken, its not supposed to be about how YOU feel. Still these peasants should be grateful for whatever you bestow on them. Like fleas.

 

[Twinkie]

She's overcompensating. She knows the fags have grown weary of her.

 

[ADHD]

Recent Twitter caps:

 

[Whatthefuck]

Why was Eric's birthday card all about Amber?

Since I.....I feel....I...I..me me me me me.

Classy, Albert. You've made him an afterthought in his own b'day - unless I'm mistaken, its not supposed to be about how YOU feel. Still these peasants should be grateful for whatever you bestow on them. Like fleas.

I honestly don't think she even has the minimal self awareness to see why that's gauche. I think in her mind she wrote something super personal because it was all about her feelings about him and her situation. In contrast we have Becky who does it correctly and the difference is stark.

 

[Make Believe]

i would say a good 5lbs for this week

insha'Allah

 

[CC 855]

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I wonder if a drama channel like Peter Monn would pick up on this? Imagine seeing a Laura Lee-esque apology from Amberlynn.

 

[pickleniggo]

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She still doesn’t understand why the Ferguson ask and her flippant reaction to using a slur is so shocking. Jesus Christ.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@Whatthefuck True. And she may very well be overcompensating (not disagreeing, @SAVE TWINKIE! ) but I get the impression the fact the queens, especially Rickie, are getting over her shit is not something she will countenance. Her denial is impressive and she can over-ride the most glaring things; if she doesn't acknowledge it, it's not happening and she doesn't have to deal. She'll still be prattling on about how much Rickie loves her when she's sitting in the ER with an axe in her head. (Extenuating circumstances, yer honour.)

I just think she sees everything as an opportunity to focus on the marvel that is ALR and simply has no idea how to view the world without putting herself at its centre. Her narcissism would be astounding in anybody, but the juxtaposition in reality is staggering.

I'd love to know what the "ups and downs" were though. I thought the party line was everybody's life was only enriched since Tsar Amba hit target? Surely they have spent every moment since Becky hauled her in worshipping this manna the gods saw fit to send them?

 

[Twinkie]

"You sided with someone who used da N word!!!!!!!!!"

OH MY GOD!!!

...Really? Who the fuck cares

 

[pickleniggo]

"You sided with someone who used da N word!!!!!!!!!"

OH MY GOD!!!

...Really? Who the fuck cares

I don’t know what that person was trying to actually say. But Amber misses the original point. If she had self-awareness she’d be like “Hey, not cool to use that.” Instead it goes over her head.

 

[Make Believe]

random thought. what would happen if amberlynn joined isis. would they use her as a bride? or a bomb?

 

[Whatthefuck]

random thought. what would happen if amberlynn joined isis. would they use her as a bride? or a bomb?

She'd never do that. Firstly, she isn't the "outdoors" type. Secondly, she wouldn't be able to manipulate anyone in that circle. Thirdly, there's no orange chicken. That's a fucking deal breaker.

 

[Twinkie]

Given her socialblade they might want to use her for recruitment. I'd love to hear Amber's interpretation of the Koran.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Amber has never read the newspaper, watched news or clicked on an article about current topics. Don't expect too much from her.

 

[Make Believe]

She'd never do that. Firstly, she isn't the "outdoors" type. Secondly, she wouldn't be able to manipulate anyone in that circle. Thirdly, there's no orange chicken. That's a fucking deal breaker.

also pork is haram so no bacon for her