Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Toxoplasmosis said:
If some 530+ pound fatty waddled into the office saying she makes weight loss videos, the boss might think, "Wow! I wonder how much she used to weigh? 700? 800?" Then, he checks out her videos and sees that she's gained about 150 pounds (and counting) during her "Google career." LOL

Anyway, I do wish she'd stop putting "weight loss" in the titles. It's false advertising.
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Don't forget the "weight poss" Instagram and that too named "curvycalories" bitch thinks she's dainty af naming her insta curvy :suffering:

No video today too

"yOu gUyS DoN'T CoMpLaIn wHeN OtHeR YoUtUbErS TaKe bReAkS "

Get fucked hamber
 
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It's kind of extra stupid because she tries to paint this narrative of uploading every other day because she's totally not bedbound and is SO busy , but her timeline betrays her. This most recent video is from before Eric's birthday, which they said was last Friday or something. She shoots like 10 videos worth of shit in one day and releases it piecemeal over two weeks or something. She has to struggle to remember what day she's pretending to film on, if she mentions the date at all.
 
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FitBitch said:
We're just going to ignore Amber's spelling of "our" in "we have had ar ups and downs"?
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Oh, I definitely caught it. However, as one of our fellow farmers (can't remember who, my apologies) pointed out it's just her handwriting. You can't have fingers that fat and have us expect you to have decent penmanship. She is, however, unfamiliar with the comma and the apostrophe.
 
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WHY THE FUCK IS IT DISABLED AGAIN
 
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No weigh-in again? Amberlynn is having a horrible time sticking to her own plans even once these days...

We had two diet/eating vids shot the same day this week and one featuring only Becky (if you listened closely, you could hear pudding cups scraping in the background of that one...)

This smells like a humongous FAIL in the "weight-loss" journey once again; all the familiar subterfuge is in effect. I wonder if Becky failed as badly too...
 
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Dutch Courage said:
No weigh-in again? Amberlynn is having a horrible time sticking to her own plans even once these days...

We had two diet/eating vids shot the same day this week and one featuring only Becky (if you listened closely, you could hear pudding cups scraping in the background of that one...)

This smells like a humongous FAIL in the "weight-loss" journey once again; all the familiar subterfuge is in effect. I wonder if Becky failed as badly too...
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She was so defensive this week on her ask.fm, I have a feeling that she's gonna put up fake numbers at some point this week to prove the haydurs wrong, then next week let us know that she has a new "plan".

She's already laid the groundwork by mentioning a few times how hongry she is by her "first meal". This of course is going to trigger the Binge Monster like everything else. She also downgraded her new IF plan to a "tool" she's just using for now, like 4 days in on ask.fm.

I did ask her if she would do full weigh-in with no jumpcuts this week instead of just showing us pics of the scale, but shockingly that one went unanswered. Along with the ones asking if she got her labs done and if she's still talking to her therapist. But of course when I threw her a question that was easy and slightly complimentary, it got answered right away.
She's such a knob.
 
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In case I missed it, did she ever say whether she actually completed her walking plan?
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Bobsuruncle said:
Even if she doesnt do a video she could at least update her curvycalories insta. She put a weight loss calander up last tuesday. So far nothing for today.. she could easily lie that way, but nope, nothing..
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Chantal has a cycle of plans, failure, excuses, another plan, etc. It used to take awhile to change phases but it's almost daily now. Big AL is getting to be the same way, though with different phases.
 
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Hogwoman loses 250 fucking grams because she had a bowel movement, then hasn't lost weight at her next weigh-in even though she could achieve it by skipping two meals at her current metabolic rate. She ignores or attempts to tell off haydurs who ask why she can't keep her story straight for one week, and shortly afterwards announces a new diet and just pretends the old one didn't fail. She's so fucking fat she got stuck in a time loop like she gets stuck in her shower.
 
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