Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[smallmilk]

oh big al, you catfish.

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How can she still think of herself as hot shit? I don't get it.
also please put those sad titties away

Her boobs remind me of this

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Just compiling these in one place for my own selfish needs.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

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Bigfoot looks downright svelte in comparison.

 

[Twinkie]

Just compiling these in one place for my own selfish needs.

put them in the thread for fan made videos, they'll just get lost here

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

put them in the thread for fan made videos, they'll just get lost here

Didn't even know that thread existed, thanks.

 

[angelicbitch]

 

[NervousSideEye]

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Uhhh who just casually drops that shit on ask.fm?

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

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She’s probably most definitely a victim of some sort of sexual behavior, but notice how she uses NO words to avoid using the WRONG one again. (No more Rice And Potatoes Evaporate in this chili.)

Tbh maybe something happened, but like everything else, it’s taken way too far and blown way out of proportion. Some 29 year-old uncle probably brushed her teeth really hard without any toothpaste and got a boner while wearing a Looney Toons hockey jersey, I don’t fucking know.

 

[Xenomorph]

I always thought she was molested, so her Brother who she is on such good terms with excused it along with her crackhead Mother, honestly her Mother is the type.

So she was okay telling us all the other shit about her false rape and all this garbo but never not once ever stated she was molested until the heat is on her for her old ASK q's?
Is she also gonna tell us she is transracial?

 

[classtrash]

I always thought she was molested, so her Brother who she is on such good terms with excused it along with her crackhead Mother, honestly her Mother is the type.

So she was okay telling us all the other shit about her false rape and all this garbo but never not once ever stated she was molested until the heat is on her for her old ASK q's?
Is she also gonna tell us she is transracial?

There are a couple of times in her askfm that she has stated these claims. The age changes back and forth between 6 and 7 just like her foster care age changes.

For those wondering why she is randomly bringing all of this up, here you go.

Because fucking animals or kids is exactly like being fat, or something.

 

[Bunny]

Did her mother drop her on her head repeatedly as child? Is that why she's so god damn stupid?

 

[Malibougie]

I always thought she was molested, so her Brother who she is on such good terms with excused it along with her crackhead Mother, honestly her Mother is the type.

So she was okay telling us all the other shit about her false rape and all this garbo but never not once ever stated she was molested until the heat is on her for her old ASK q's?
Is she also gonna tell us she is transracial?

I think she was ok with talking about the “rape” because it wasn’t real. I believe that she hasn’t really ever talked specifically about it because it is true and it makes her uncomfortable to talk about. Amber runs from discomfort.

The age 6/7 also checks out because that’s when she probably started to put on weight.

I don’t get any feels for Amber usually, but I am sad that little Amber had to go through that nightmare. Adult Amber is still a twat though.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think she was ok with talking about the “rape” because it wasn’t real. I believe that she hasn’t really ever talked specifically about it because it is true and it makes her uncomfortable to talk about. Amber runs from discomfort.

The age 6/7 also checks out because that’s when she probably started to put on weight.

I don’t get any feels for Amber usually, but I am sad that little Amber had to go through that nightmare. Adult Amber is still a twat though.

Yeah, I hear you. My alarm bells went up when she said her drugged up parents would have some resident addicts babysit her while they went out and scored. Who really knows what went on.
Her saying "did it to me" is the same way she described whatever her and Kasey did. such a strange way of saying sex, makes sense why she shy's away from it, she uses her weight as a wall but really it goes deeper than that.
This is like every episode of M6HPL

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

There are a couple of times in her askfm that she has stated these claims. The age changes back and forth between 6 and 7 just like her foster care age changes.

For those wondering why she is randomly bringing all of this up, here you go.

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Because fucking animals or kids is exactly like being fat, or something.

You are doing God's work. Apparently Amber has been deleting those old questions since this came up again. She forgets that once it's on the internet it never really goes away.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I’ve been wondering for a while about the possibility of her being molested as a kid. She had the same set living situation as some of my child-claimants (back years ago when I did state work). Without going into details—because I don’t feel like crying—it’s not a very uncommon story for the druggie-parents to drug their children and sell them for a night to someone for drug money. I acknowledge it’s not out of bounds to believe in her case...

But I find it hard to believe she was actually abused to the degree of my former claimants...on the basis of how she uses mental illness as a crutch. It just seems strange she would use binge-eating disorder and depression when PTSD and sexual assault score much higher victim points. Also she’s a chronic liar and that makes her claim even harder to take seriously. It makes less sense that she would want to reconnect with the 2 people she told that did nothing to help her. You would think there would be some residual anger or bitterness...Her deleting the older posts also comes across as disingenuous.

Amber does have this weird fixation on people wanting to fuck her at all points of her life. It’s not even hypersexual (because she never acts on it)so much as a conceited idea that she’s that sexually desirable to both genders. She’s a narcissist though so that’s par for the course in terms of the false mask and delusion. Even in her Kasey rape fan fiction she makes it seem like Kasey constantly needed to fuck her (to the point where the “you’re gonna touch me and you’re gonna fucking like it” line was invented). Her candid reveal of such sensitive and personal material comes across as someone who is trying to shield their own transgressions; like an ex-girlfriend lying to all her friends that her boyfriend was abusive after she got dumped.

Thought experiment: what if Amber was the sexual assailant? Or what if she uses/used sex as a power play in previous relationships?

 

[Xenomorph]

"Do you see how ghetto she gets?" AL is pointing to Dusty because Dusty had the nerve to tell her to stop cackling loudly in the Denny's.

Somehow it's ghetto NOT to want to make a scene.

Later she is still cackling acting like a cunt and Dusty tells her to stop again and says "we are in a restaurant, you are not the only one" to which AL says "I dont care"

 

[AJ 447]

Thought experiment: what if Amber was the sexual assailant? Or what if she uses/used sex as a power play in previous relationships?

How about instead we don't wildly speculate and play armchair psychologist. It gets cringey really fast.

POLL'S CLOSED

Please post all screenshots in the social media thread, and anything from the orbiters in the Supporting Cast thread. Thank you.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I hope she dyes her hair hot pink, would just complete her white trash look.

Lip fillers, eyelash extensions, the snake bites back.. Probably after the breakup.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

It's ok, she works for Google y'all.

 

[Foccacia]

Our fantastic author gorl wrote Eric a birthday message. Can you spot the mistakes?

She's so fucking dumb I honestly can't believe how she functions in everyday life.
Also, notice the sincerity of Becky's message to Eric while ALR's just reeks of ingenuity.