Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 552 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,626 74.5%

  • Total voters
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The most unselfish thing Ambers mother could have done (besides not repeatedly getting knocked up) was to put the fucking needle down and get an abortion. One jailbird son, a fat moron of a daughter who will die having contributed nothing positive to the world, and the two children that hopefully are doing ok she will probably never see again because they were lucky enough to get a closed adoption. How she lives with herself everyday knowing all the broken children she has scattered around is beyond me, but she appears to be just as self absorbed and idiotic as Amber.
 
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wow

Since when does being in a wheelchair equal being retardëd?
 
oh big al, you catfish.

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How can she still think of herself as hot shit? I don't get it.
also please put those sad titties away (:_(
No matter what she still has a fucking huge flat iron skillet face. No amount of filters can change that you look fat, Amber.
 
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Her morality gauge genuinely baffles me. Like, she has zero real world experience and that leads to this weird, superficial black and white thinking where everything is sunshine and rainbows - except for bullies and hayders.

Amber is the obese and female version of Onision.

Both of them are indeducated people who haven't read a book in the last decade at least, who have no culture, who have no thirst of knowledge of any kind, but who - somehow - know everything about everything.
They live jailed in their own homes with pets they abuse, and partners they don't love, manipulate and abuse with the sole purpose of appearing human. They both, as soon as they are done with said partner, get rid of them and make videos crying because they were evil, used them, never loved them like they deserve. It has also to be said their relationships appear to be a cover up for their actual sexuality (Onision has spent the last ten years drooling after Shane Dawson, not to mention constantly reminding him that they once kissed; Amber is, at least in my opinion, a lesbian out of convenience, because she knows how to manipulate fragile women better).
They have no friends but passing people they put in their videos because, again, people in their thirties are supposed to have friends. Their families despise them to the point of having little to no contact, and their encounters with their siblings appear to be uncomfortable and incredibly forced.
The way they reached success is pretty much the same: they both used dumb internet phenomenons and are now still dragging them by the hair, hoping to get enough views to get a juicy paycheck and keep their luxurious spending habits, no matter how many stupid things they have to do or how many people they have to exploit to get it.
Oh, and let's not forget that Amber wants to be a writur, and Onision published two books that hilariously flopped because of how terrible they were.

"Incest Baby" is pretty good too:
I got flashback from the "I won't vote for Hillary because she wants to make 9 months abortions possible".
 
So uhhh, who took this "full nude" ?? Did she make Krystle do it? We all know that our gorl Amber can't fit anything but her face in frame when she's holding the phone. We also know she's too stupid to work a camera timer
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krystle would be at the other end of the room to capture her body completely
 
Amber wants to be a writur
I agree with everything in your post except this. Amber already IS a wridur. That's why she puts Donne and Yeats to shame with her amazing poetry ("creamy cheeses is a shimmer to an outlet") and doesn't ever read anything because she already knows more than anybody about wrideeeeeeen.
 
I agree with everything in your post except this. Amber already IS a wridur. That's why she puts Donne and Yeats to shame with her amazing poetry ("creamy cheeses is a shimmer to an outlet") and doesn't ever read anything because she already knows more than anybody about wrideeeeeeen.
You are so right! I have always been so blind that I was never able to notice that our gorl's weight is nothing but that of Ginsberg, Nabokov, Süskind (and probably Sylvia Plath, with just a hint of dying Agatha Christie and Keats) combined!
You, my friend, are finally opening my eyes!

Edited because English is a bitch of a language.
 
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