Best of This is How You Don't Play's - What is the best TIHYDPs?

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This is a good one if you're just starting out with Phil because it condenses everything about current year Phil into an easily-digestible video. It's not actually the funniest or most entertaining, but it ticks every box.

  • Long periods of silence
  • Limited (((interaction))) which consists of reading cheers or bitching at stream chat
  • Commentary entirely consisting of him seeing a thing and then saying "huh, look at that thing"
  • Speds paying him money to fail to troll him
  • Awful gameplay, needing simple mechanics (in this case cooking) explaining to him
  • Chat handholding, followed by bitching at people complaining about handholding
  • Cancerous clowning/arm flailing/ACKACKACKing/ screeching
  • Awful intentional "comedy"
  • Good old fashioned Nintendo salt
  • "Alottapeepul"
  • Asking rhetorical questions like "how do I beat this guy?" then unsubtly staring intently at stream chat for 30 seconds
  • Hardware issues that nobody else seems to have
 
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I recommend the Pokemon Moon playthrough. It shows how incompetent Phil can be.


In this playthrough Phil butchers it completely showing how much of an idiot he is in one of the most linear games in the franchise. Shortly before this game was announced a playthrough, it was confirmed via Nintendo that these games were the most pre-ordered games in Nintendo history. Seeing that, he thought he could ride of the franchise only to be a complete idiot when he was outnumbered to so many better Poketubers out there.

Here are some highlights:

-The infamous Phil calls his fans lazy is a great moment not a lot of people seem to remember. It's not in this video iirc, but if you look it up, clips of it can still be found.

- Phil complains about being steamrolled when he has a team almost completely filled with water types.

-Phil refuses to grind, leaving him to struggle and actually die in this game. The same game that gives out potions and revives like crazy.

- Phil doesn't bother to learn typings because he has a big ego. Leading him to waste his special moves (Z-moves) on a pokemon that can't be affected by his attack. To make it worse, the game TELLS YOU what will and will not work, but he still makes mistakes like these.

-Phil makes creepy jokes about the female characters in this game which would be fine and dandy if it wasn't for the fact that unlike other Pokemon games, they are confirmed to be 11 years old.

- Phil states he cares about the game's content only to one-shot a legendary when people asked him to catch it and then blow them off for saying so.

There are other funny moments, but this isn't even nearly half the hilarious shit he's done. I highly recommend the video.
 
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Tanti-Fanti said:
I recommend the Pokemon Moon playthrough. It shows how incompetent Phil can be.


In this playthrough Phil butchers it completely showing how much of an idiot he is in one of the most linear games in the franchise. Shortly before this game was announced a playthrough, it was confirmed via Nintendo that these games were the most pre-ordered games in Nintendo history. Seeing that, he thought he could ride of the franchise only to be a complete idiot when he was outnumbered to so many better Poketubers out there.

Here are some highlights:

-The infamous Phil calls his fans lazy is a great moment not a lot of people seem to remember. It's not in this video iirc, but if you look it up, clips of it can still be found.

- Phil complains about being steamrolled when he has a team almost completely filled with water types.

-Phil refuses to grind, leaving him to struggle and actually die in this game. The same game that gives out potions and revives like crazy.

- Phil doesn't bother to learn typings because he has a big ego. Leading him to waste his special moves (Z-moves) on a pokemon that can't be affected by his attack. To make it worse, the game TELLS YOU what will and will not work, but he still makes mistakes like these.

-Phil makes creepy jokes about the female characters in this game which would be fine and dandy if it wasn't for the fact that unlike other Pokemon games, they are confirmed to be 11 years old.

- Phil states he cares about the game's content only to one-shot a legendary when people asked him to catch it and then blow them off for saying so.

There are other funny moments, but this isn't even nearly half the hilarious shit he's done. I highly recommend the video.
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You forgot to mention he loses once and he almost loses twice if it wasn't for the Max Revives.

Personally, i would recommend TIHYDP Tekken 7 where he proceeds to use constantly the same moves (and don't forget he also likes to play with Paul Phoenix).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmW4hs4Rhg&index=2&list=PLuQby9SaJme0zv4RBjHS_BolYN14Byr4v

I would also recommend TIHYDP Nioh, but it's not that good because it skipped Phil's fight with the Umibozu, one of the moments he raged the most in the game. I'm tempted to do a proper TIHYDP Nioh, but my vid editing skills are fucking crap
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
You forgot to mention he loses once and he almost loses twice if it wasn't for the Max Revives.

Personally, i would recommend TIHYDP Tekken 7 where he proceeds to use constantly the same moves (and don't forget he also likes to play with Paul Phoenix).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmW4hs4Rhg&index=2&list=PLuQby9SaJme0zv4RBjHS_BolYN14Byr4v

I would also recommend TIHYDP Nioh, but it's not that good because it skipped Phil's fight with the Umibozu, one of the moments he raged the most in the game. I'm tempted to do a proper TIHYDP Nioh, but my vid editing skills are fucking crap
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Your skills don't need to be good to do a TIHYDP so long as you're just cutting his videos. And someone really should do one for NIOH, because the existing ones miss a ton.
 
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PenisMuncher23 said:
Your skills don't need to be good to do a TIHYDP so long as you're just cutting his videos. And someone really should do one for NIOH, because the existing ones miss a ton.
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True on that. The ones out there are either parts of DPS raging and the long one misses the fight with the Umibozu and a couple of fights where DSP rages like a sperg.

But if i did one (If my PC doesn't explode on the endeavor), i would do an extensive one like Josh Ryuk, pointing out all of Phil's mistakes and giving tips on how to play. Because i'm that special.
 
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You should definetly do it. The current one is inadequate.
And if you want to add tips and advice on the enemies, bosses and the game in general, i'd be glad to help
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
You should definetly do it. The current one is inadequate.
And if you want to add tips and advice on the enemies, bosses and the game in general, i'd be glad to help
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Thanks. I might just do.
Although I played it on ps4 and have it on pc too :D Bit busy with WoW nowadays, raid start and such but I might just do it seeing no new PUBG footage.
 
For me, i'm no 100% expert but i'm damn knowledgable about the game. Tried every build, completed the gallery and got almost every achievement. And recently i got to Way of the Nioh (NG+ 5).

If you decide to give it a go, i'm up to give you a hand in that.
 
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If we are shaking hands right now, maybe some can give a hand full of infos which program is ideal enough to not crash after 5 minutes of editing. Sony Vegas is as stable as Phil's income. For fucks sake, I can run Yandere Simulator without crashing and with 50 FPS, but not do simple edits (and zoom, change speed and other not that complicated shenanigans).

Pls as a private msg, won't want to escalate this thread
:)

Still no message received :(
 
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Wurstbrot said:
If we are shaking hands right now, maybe some can give a hand full of infos which program is ideal enough to not crash after 5 minutes of editing. Sony Vegas is as stable as Phil's income. For fucks sake, I can run Yandere Simulator without crashing and with 50 FPS, but not do simple edits (and zoom, change speed and other not that complicated shenanigans).

Pls as a private msg, won't want to escalate this thread
:)
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True on that. I constantly tried to edit some short vids in my new PC (Which can run Doom 2016 in ultra) and before a few seconds that it looked like my PC was going to explode, the program crashed like a bitch.
 
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If we are shaking hands right now, maybe some can give a hand full of infos which program is ideal enough to not crash after 5 minutes of editing. Sony Vegas is as stable as Phil's income. For fucks sake, I can run Yandere Simulator without crashing and with 50 FPS, but not do simple edits (and zoom, change speed and other not that complicated shenanigans).

Pls as a private msg, won't want to escalate this thread
:)

Still no message received :(
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I just said fuck it and used movie maker back when I bothered with making Pigroach sporkings. Any physical assets I needed I either did in Flash or had someone help using it. If you still need the good video editor, I think you might give Adobe Premiere a shot.
 
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This is how you DON'T play Mario Kart 8 by BigShowRoolz
https://youtu.be/gbMyLxwBRQw

Given it's length, this isn't going to be for everyone. But it's the undisturbed unfolding of the video that wholly encapsulates Phil's personality: his abilities with video games, his reasoning, his folding at the slightest adversity.

Phil begins with the easiest set of tracks, 50cc. He's doing great. He's laughing. He's singing stupid songs. He's up against the perfect competition. Rivals that give the sign of pulling ahead, only for DSP to overcome the odds and triumphantly claim his 50cc victory. He loves Mario Kart 8.

Later, his friend John Rambo comes over to play co-op 100cc, the intermediate difficulty. Suddenly, Phil's character is glitched. The game is cheating against him. None of these things are happening to John on the other side of the screen. At medium difficulty the specter of challenge emerges, sending Phil into confused rage.

The next day. DSP is alone and again faces Mario Kart 8, this time at 150cc, the highest difficulty. In a perfect display of Phil's characteristic of applying others' contributions to himself, he explains to the camera, "Me and John beat 100cc". Phil has erased his previous stumbling and struts into 150cc believing he's earned what he has and deserves to be where he is.

Again, this TIHYDP is 2 hours long. But it's here at DSP's clueless dive into 150cc that everything comes together. At the easiest level he was singing. And now at the hardest, where he shouldn't be at all, it is nothing but floundering, stupefied rage.
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Excellent post here

For possibly the most embarrassing commentary you may ever have seen from snort boy - please feel free to watch for 2 min from 1:30:30

If you don't feel inclined that club him over the head with a bat after watching that - you are a better person than I
 
PenisMuncher23 said:
Also platinumed Nioh so I'd be willing to help. The issue is that my computer is also a huge piece of shit.
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I know that feel very well. I might give it a go with the new pc i'm going to get and see if video editing programs don't make my computer explode when rendering a video

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After wanting to for a long time, I finally had a chance to watch the MGS 2/3 TIHYDPs while doing house work these past few days and holy shit...... No words.
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If you want something that will also make you cringe at how Phil is a fucking moron, check out his original Dark Souls TIHYDP or the Silent Hill ones. He completely ruins the game experience babbling about pointless crap
 
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