Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ShortBread42]

Lucas never uses the beauty blur tool, the wall and shirt are naturally that smooth!

 

[Lunachu]

It will be funny as fuck if he gets to his class and there isn’t a single nubile baby maker among them, just a bunch of fat old men.

 

[Rokko]

So he dislikes shallow women but wants a 16 year old. Have fun talking about Justin Bieber with your child-bride.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lucas is back on Facebook.

 

[DrPhilth]

wha....what does that even mean?
I'm so disturbed.

 

[Mapo Tofu]

wha....what does that even mean?
I'm so disturbed.

That he wants kids from what I see.
But considering his past actions it might have disturbing undertones

 

[NimertiS]

wha....what does that even mean?
I'm so disturbed.

He wants to be our daddy

 

[MG 620]

He wants his hands all over you, his children?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[Bassomatic]

it's great for everyone's safety he's so bad at being a pedophile.

when it comes to non gross concepts hugging kids is great. No one says it because it's a well known thing. Hugging is such a basic concept to people touching is barely thought of. Lucas is such an insane pervert he sexualizes everything. like when I a man hug my mom that's not incest because boob to chest . Lucas thinks this way he's that off. God he's probably gets a semi when he sees a changing station.

He's not happy other people date. That's clear. so why lie like this and re enforce it's a lie at end of sentence?

 

[Aristophanes]

He's not happy other people date. That's clear. so why lie like this and re enforce it's a lie at end of sentence?

Lucas isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, he thinks that mayonnaise is pronounced "mayonass" after all.

 

[Coin Ops]

It will be funny as fuck if he gets to his class and there isn’t a single nubile baby maker among them, just a bunch of fat old men.

And when he sits down the guy next to him asks if he's heard about telomeres. Followed by a loud fart.

 

[Bassomatic]

And when he sits down the guy next to him asks if he's heard about telomeres. Followed by a loud fart.

It's funny, I was talking to a dear friend of mine from college.

we became great friends due to sitting next to each other. luck of draw. Lucas has a social phobia. how will he choose to sit? Can he muster the balls to plop down next to some teen pie? Sneak off to the back or what?

As long as there was no off putting vibes all of college there was no friction about being a study buddy or where you sat. We had lives and stuff to deal with. Lucas can't even talk about children with out sexualizing it. So him and his social problems will be really a he'll of a show in a room with some QTS who just want to graduate and dont have time to think about dick (literally and figuratively).

I hope we can find class mate tweet's etc as Lucas will never be honest about his antics.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

"It's YOUR fault I don't have a girlfriend. Me being a psychotic, farting, overweight narcissist who would happily rape his niece has nothing to do with it!"

 

[Say no 2 hugs]

His posts are really amping up the “what the hell does that even mean?” factor lately.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

This dude gets closer to his breaking point with every selfie and social media post, I swear.
Eventually he's gonna have a restraining order from every woman in Washington State and shoot up a Starbucks once he realizes no one wants a neckbeard pedophile as a significant other.

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas forgets he's bigot. Self esteem can effect everyone he acts as if just him.

If women are a problem close fb. he won't he's an attention whore and uses it to creep on people.

Lucas only relationship he was abusive. He can't handle a real one. We all see horrid amounts of hate online if we want to or not. Lucas has wished death upon me Mrs bass my family etc, by his rants. I go on my day. 99% humanity does. If you can't take the net log off. One random dude who means nothing shouldn't hurt you. if it does I'm sorry.

couples fight Lucas was violent in this case. I can't picture what he'd do to a child who's fed up and says she hates him .

even when you know better people who you care about hurt you and it hurt's like no other. We have proof Lucas reacts violently . He's not safe to date let alone parent.

Being he's a fat creepy crazy person none of this matters but at times I like to expand on how he would fail if he got his wish.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

How gracious that Lucas would have been willing to overlook this poor woman's age if she had been interested in letting him writhe around on top of her.

 

[MG 620]

Any local Kiwi ladies wants a free meal?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Any local Kiwi ladies wants a free meal?

And some free MRSA.