Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Pumpkin spice]

Olivia Munn
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she looks like an rcdart drawing in the after.

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

Columbian guy called 'Kalaca Skull' had his nose removed to complete the look. He's only 22 though, so I wonder if he will be so happy with it when he's in his 60s?

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Also, he just looks like one of those weird, nose-less monkeys now

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Looks like Voldemort got some ink.

 

[Vaganabanana]

Master has given Dobby a cock.



Not just lips, but with an excess of all fillers, it tends to make their faces weirdly swollen and water balloon like, heavier, with cheeks that look meaty instead of youthfully plump. There's a photographer who did a series of portraits of plastic surgery addicts, and they all look like members of the same, incestuous, balloon-faced tribe. There's high res pics here. Looks like there's no coming back from that. Faces that don't thin out with age look uncanny.



They are all shades of Buffalo Bill. A few of them should have been cast as Pennywise in IT, to make it really scary.



Sex change OK, but he really should have left that nose alone. Nothing wrong with a long, straight nose.

Reminds me of the Escape from LA plastic surgery scene.

 

[oldTireWater]

Columbian guy called 'Kalaca Skull' had his nose removed to complete the look. He's only 22 though, so I wonder if he will be so happy with it when he's in his 60s?

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That dude has "die young" written all over him (so to speak). One way or another he's not making it to even middle age

 

[Vaganabanana]

Poor Axl. Did he have surgery, or did he just get fat?

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He's been dancing with Mr. Coldstone

Oh god, she's horrifying in her underwear

Spoiler: Dat ribcage

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I'm so uncomfortable right now.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Yeah the twins were hideous before, they pretty much hit a royal flush of ugly features. They look nothing like Brad Pitt but in their case the surgery definitely corrected some of the butt ugly. (I’d also say acne treatment helped too.)

I remember seeing them on MTV's "I Want a Famous Face". All they talked about was "girls don't want to date us because we don't look like Brad Pitt". Yeah, that's the reason.

 

[Lysol]

Columbian guy called 'Kalaca Skull' had his nose removed to complete the look. He's only 22 though, so I wonder if he will be so happy with it when he's in his 60s?

Also, he just looks like one of those weird, nose-less monkeys now

I wonder if he has the same problem as that one species of monkey where if it rains he constantly sneezes from the water dripping into his concave nose.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Noseless boi is going to either kill himself or die from an overdose before he turns 35.

 

[Barbarella]

In a way, I can understand Renee’s desire to have more open eyes. It’s impossible to do makeup on eyes like that and have it show-it’s a very minor thing but can be annoying if you like makeup, especially in her community. But that’s what made her “look”and she was stupid to screw with it.

She did more than that though. I am not good at figuring out what these people do, but the whole shape of her face changed. You’d never look at that second picture and say, “There is Renee Zellwigger!”

As for skull guy, I look at people like that and think they must really hate themselves.

I watch Botched, a show about plastic surgery, mostly about fixing the extremes these people do. No legit doctor would remove somebody’s nose. It’s not a skin tag, it has a function.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Renee had a epicanthic fold on her eyes, which is generally associated with Asians. She apparently has some Finnish-Sami heritage which would explain this feature on someone of white European heritage. It was that unusual feature on an otherwise very European face that gave her a very distinct, unique look. Her eye had that had a sleepy, sweet way about them. (Her eye shape however was typical European)

Have a plastic surgeon remove the fold/fat deposit made her look like a million other skinny generic looking California blondes. It was a stupid thing to do but I doubt she realized how it would totally alter her appearance to the point she was unrecognizable. She probably didn’t like having epicanthic folds growing up because it made her different and wanted “normal” eyes for a white girl. But by those unique eyes made a difference that helped make her famous.

It is really stupid trying to deny she had cosmetic procedures done to her eyes. Those folds don’t disappear due to age, weight or diet and she must think most ppl very stupid to claim they do.

Did she really have another procedure to try to revert back to her original eyes? I wonder how such a thing would turn out. I don’t think such a procedure is reversible, but idk. I know lots of Asians get the fold removed to have rounded more European eyes, but I’m not sure how a european would have the reverse done and have a fold created.

Everything starts sagging with age and a thing with the very northern eyes like she might have(although I had never connected her to having them) is that with time they can start to affect someones vision(the field of view shrinks, gradually losing the periphery). It's not unheard of that both men and women from that population get surgery in their 50's/60' to open up their eyes because that shit sucks.

Not that I think Zellweger got her eyes done to avoid getting sideswiped by reindeer, but it probably affected her vision. If the rest of her cosmetic surgeries affects or improve her survival in the arctic I do not know.

 

[Dysnomia]

He's been dancing with Mr. Coldstone


I'm so uncomfortable right now.

He looks much better now that he lost some weight. He's still heavy. But a lot of guys his age are worse. Just look at Vince Neil.I have no idea how he hasn't lost a foot of the beetus yet. Guy's gonna drop dead of a massive heart attack someday. The farewell tour band rider was leaked on Metal Sludge by a roadie. Vince Meal lives on McDonald's and booze.

I think that Slash hit the wall the worst those with those big lunch lady arms and the bloated face. I always thought he was cuter than Axl. Now I'd take fat old Axl over fat old Slash any day. Hell, I'd take Adler's stroke face. Good Lord!

In a way, I can understand Renee’s desire to have more open eyes. It’s impossible to do makeup on eyes like that and have it show-it’s a very minor thing but can be annoying if you like makeup, especially in her community. But that’s what made her “look”and she was stupid to screw with it.

She did more than that though. I am not good at figuring out what these people do, but the whole shape of her face changed. You’d never look at that second picture and say, “There is Renee Zellwigger!”

As for skull guy, I look at people like that and think they must really hate themselves.

I watch Botched, a show about plastic surgery, mostly about fixing the extremes these people do. No legit doctor would remove somebody’s nose. It’s not a skin tag, it has a function.

Zellweger looks so different. She was odd looking but she had a look. It was unique. It's just like when Jennifer Grey got that nose job. It totally ruined what made her unique. Don't mangle your face like that. If you were cast because you are unique don't expect a bunch of new jobs if you change that look.

 

[KiwiKritter]

Not sure if Videos are allowed here but I remember when this classic was going around

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Not sure if Videos are allowed here but I remember when this classic was going around View attachment 561585

...and that's the cut they make bologna from, kids. Next up, gelatin!

 

[Voltman2.0]

Don't they put those sorts of implants under the muscle?

 

[ComputerWife]

Don't they put those sorts of implants under the muscle?

They’re supposed to; Depends on how much your surgeon gives a shit about if you actually live after you pay them.

 

[Puddleduck]

When I see people like that cat guy, "Living Ken Doll", and the guy who wanted to look like Bieber, all I can wonder is where do those lunatics get the money for all those procedures? I guess surgeons offer credit, but the only way some of them would make money is if they became celebrities due to looking so fucking weird, I can't imagine people like that can hold down a real job. Can you even get credit if you're on social security?
I'm saving for a nosejob because my nose is fucking horrible,threads like this make me scared though!

 

[ComputerWife]

I can wonder is where do those lunatics get the money for all those procedures? [...] I can't imagine people like that can hold down a real job.

Most have rich parents/spouse or a sugar daddy/mommy. Ones with extreme body modification end up doing porn usually because that’s all that will hire.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

There's been at least one sugar baby on Botched, and another lady who went to a website where men will pay for women to get implants.

 

[Puddleduck]

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Movie director and reality tv star Eileen Daly!

There's been at least one sugar baby on Botched, and another lady who went to a website where men will pay for women to get implants.

tbh I'd show a bit of the peen if someone would pay to have my nose fixed.

 

[rubberduckyswansong]

I love this thread. My belief that all plastic surgery being botched by nature is brought on by observing troons get "gender conforming surgery" or getting surgery to obtain "secondary sex characteristics"